Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

04-30-12: cleansing the earth

Married To The Sea comic: cleansing the earth * Text: Mbblll cleanse the earthsxxbmmlthose who oppose me mbbbmmlbm

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04-29-12: all the other horses

Married To The Sea comic: all the other horses * Text: All the other horses in the stable were making shit up! They ain't gonna kill me! They fixin' me the hell up so I can run again! Gotta make sure it looks like I tried to fix this horse before I shot it.

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04-28-12: upcycled mixing bowl

Married To The Sea comic: upcycled mixing bowl * Text: I should've cleaned this flowerpot before upcycling it into a mixing bowl.

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04-27-12: global monetary depression

Married To The Sea comic: global monetary depression * Text: #1 hit! Global Monetary Depression (Back Dat Economy Up)

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04-26-12: social media expert

Married To The Sea comic: social media expert * Text: You're a social media expert? Go ahead and explain to me why you think that's a thing we should pay you to do.

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04-25-12: huge brass balls

Married To The Sea comic: huge brass balls * Text: That brass ball is enormous, Dad! You thought it was a figure of speech? I've got a whole warehouse of these, buddy.

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04-24-12: grocery reminds me

Married To The Sea comic: grocery reminds me * Text: This grocery always reminds me of the day I got married. Why's that? I have to be drunk as fuck just to walk in the front door.

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04-23-12: network of terminals

Married To The Sea comic: network of terminals * Text: This terminal is connected to a world-wide network of other terminals, which allows people from around the world to tell you that you're a fat idiot.

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04-22-12: making the elderly feel important

Married To The Sea comic: making the elderly feel important * Text: 2012? No, Mrs. Hammonds, it's 2059. You're the oldest woman in the world, remember? And you have to eat all your green beans to make the president proud?

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04-21-12: we dont have menus

Married To The Sea comic: we dont have menus * Text: This is serious foodie shit, my friend... We don't do menus. Think of something you want to eat and tell me and I'll tell you if we cook that.

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04-20-12: space shuttle retirement

Married To The Sea comic: space shuttle retirement * Text: I'm the space shuttle! How can you retire me? I've only blown up, like, twice.

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04-19-12: no earth dont spin like that

Married To The Sea comic: no earth dont spin like that * Text: Noooooooo! Don't spin like that, everyone's gonna fall off!

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04-18-12: john jacob jingleheimer schmidt

Married To The Sea comic: john jacob jingleheimer schmidt * Text: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt... His name... is my name too.

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04-17-12: tangaroo outfit

Married To The Sea comic: tangaroo outfit * Text: They gonna love my tangaroo outfit. You mean kangaroo? Uh, did I tutter?

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04-16-12: helicopter parenting

Married To The Sea comic: helicopter parenting * Text: Yeah, helicopter parenting sounds pretty bad. My family isn't like that. They just take my shirt and tell me I can have it back when I get an acre of crops planted.

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04-15-12: the majestic bald eagle

Married To The Sea comic: the majestic bald eagle * Text: It's majestic. We're supposed to be bald. Speak for yourself, bro, I'm a Propecia Eagle.

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04-14-12: meet his brothers and sisters

Married To The Sea comic: meet his brothers and sisters * Text: What do you think, Danielle? Is it time for this little guy to meet his brothers and sisters? We went over this a thousand times before he was born. You are not showing our son your cum jug.

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04-13-12: the adventure of a good book

Married To The Sea comic: the adventure of a good book * Text: Yeah, I love the adventure that a good book can take you on... but I wish I had a book with 200 million peoples' dumb opinions instead of one good story.

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04-12-12: joining a sorority

Married To The Sea comic: joining a sorority * Text: fig. 1. Joining a sorority is a great way to prepare for a career in being a drunk trophy wife to a man you hate.

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04-11-12: pointed and harmful

Married To The Sea comic: pointed and harmful * Text: Turn and continue our walk, Mary No. I have met a new Man whose stick is pointed and Harmful

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04-10-12: man the least dangerous game

Married To The Sea comic: man the least dangerous game * Text: See that guy over there? I posted a Craigslist ad telling him I'd give him a job if he 
came out here to the woods and waited a few hours. We're gonna come walking up with guns and he'll smile and wave to us. Every other animal runs like hell if they see you walk up to 'em in camo, holding a gun.

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04-09-12: reppin the area code

Married To The Sea comic: reppin the area code * Text: She said she didn't know what an area code was, Master, but I told her you repped it hard.

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04-08-12: three bedroom smell

Married To The Sea comic: three bedroom smell * Text: 3br 1.5ba ranch on quiet street. The smell will never leave. Perfect for a young couple who wants to go to work smelling like a dead person's gross house.

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04-07-12: jeffrey is an embarrassment

Married To The Sea comic: jeffrey is an embarrassment * Text: You're embarrassing me here, Jeffrey... Put your check and the deposit slip in here, send it up the tube, and take out the receipt when it comes back. It's not field surgery.

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04-06-12: waiting with a stereo

Married To The Sea comic: waiting with a stereo * Text: He's down there with a stereo! This is the most romantic moment of... Wait, is that the remix? Ugh. The original is way better.

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04-05-12: fucked up god logic

Married To The Sea comic: fucked up god logic * Text: If great things happen it's because He loves us; And if horrible things happen it's because He is testing us; This is some fucked-up logic.

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04-04-12: girl on top of bear

Married To The Sea comic: girl on top of bear * Text: Search>GIRL ON TOP OF BEAR { 1 } image found. Display {Y/N}? Y

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04-03-12: pure milk

Married To The Sea comic: pure milk * Text: More growth hormone and antibiotics, please! PURE MILK

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04-02-12: diagnosis confirmed

Married To The Sea comic: diagnosis confirmed * Text: Oh, yeah. This is definitely a baby.

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04-01-12: vote and vote and vote

Married To The Sea comic: vote and vote and vote * Text: I'm going to vote and vote and vote and I can't even see. I'm terrified of immigrants and I can't remember what I eat at Waffle House. I don't know how Congress or the Supreme Court works but I'm going to keep voting until I'm on life support and I don't want them to wake me up unless it's an election year.

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec