Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

08-31-12: so many pockets

Married To The Sea comic: so many pockets * Text: Sorry, what was that? I could hear you over how useful all these pockets are.

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08-30-12: the content factory

Married To The Sea comic: the content factory * Text: Days in the content factory were long, and soon, the workers began to dream of a system where they could simply take pre-existing ideas and push a button to

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08-29-12: student driver

Married To The Sea comic: student driver * Text: What you want to do what you're driving is to get as close as possible to the other drivers. See how close you can get your front bumper to someone else's back bumper. The faster you're going, the better.

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08-28-12: clean trim

Married To The Sea comic: clean trim * Text: Today we catch some clean trim Nay, it is none but the dirtiest trim in the land

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08-27-12: reading the newspaper

Married To The Sea comic: reading the newspaper * Text: There's a lot going on in the world today, honey, isn't there? I probably shouldn't tell him this is wallpaper.

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08-26-12: food coloring and fragrance

Married To The Sea comic: food coloring and fragrance * Text: It's all food coloring. Food coloring and fragrance. I tell 'em they're working with real chemicals, but they're so fucked up from a lifetime of helicopter parenting they'd all go blind and infected if I let them touch anything stronger.

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08-25-12: get outta here injuns

Married To The Sea comic: get outta here injuns * Text: Get outta here, injuns! These guys behind me are gonna shoot the h*ck outta you! They aren't scr-aren't messing around!!!!!

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08-24-12: why would it be a joke

Married To The Sea comic: why would it be a joke * Text: A joke? Why would it be a joke? Do you think it's funny that I have been elected moderator of the web's $2-most-popular shuffleboard forum? Because I don't.

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08-23-12: dance catte

Married To The Sea comic: dance catte * Text: Catte we will try once more from the Top and if you cannot Dance comically I will find another catte for my viral Animal Show.

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08-22-12: doctors note

Married To The Sea comic: doctors note * Text:

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08-21-12: mix dry ingredients

Married To The Sea comic: mix dry ingredients * Text: Mix dry ingredients in a

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08-20-12: magical land of america

Married To The Sea comic: magical land of america * Text: And in the magical land of America, girls and boys got presents all the time, not just on Christmas, and Santa looooooved hauling that shit around seven days a week.

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08-19-12: miss cool subway

Married To The Sea comic: miss cool subway * Text: Miss Cool Subway Restaurant Nah, not that one, the one where they really hook u up with toppings

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08-18-12: its not gross

Married To The Sea comic: its not gross * Text: It's not gross. It's pre-emptive. If I don't shit in the pool, someone else will. Either way, we all have to get out of the pool.

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08-17-12: wheat terrorism

Married To The Sea comic: wheat terrorism * Text:

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08-16-12: rowing machine

Married To The Sea comic: rowing machine * Text: I've been rowing for fifteen minutes and I'm not even in the river yet?! This is hard.

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08-15-12: good news from the bible

Married To The Sea comic: good news from the bible * Text: I have some good news, Mr. and Mrs. Wilson...It turns out the Bible doesn't say anything about homosexuals. So your son will still go to Heaven if he believes in the Lord Jesus Christ. Of course, if you two are shitty assholes, you might want to go to Chik-Fil-A, and insult your son a lot, and your existence will burn with the toxic fuel of hatred, but that's totally optional.

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08-14-12: settle this like humans

Married To The Sea comic: settle this like humans * Text: Instead of ramming into each other and messing our antlers up, why don't we settle this like human beings? I'll run some ads that say you aren't creating jobs, and you can run some ads saying I love terrorism.

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08-13-12: fencing vs golf

Married To The Sea comic: fencing vs golf * Text: Touche. You got me. Can I finish my round now? It's getting dark and you've already stabbed me a dozen times.

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08-12-12: safety hazard

Married To The Sea comic: safety hazard * Text: You think all these exposed belts are a safety hazard? I think they're more like an awesome hazard.

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08-11-12: online morgellons advice

Married To The Sea comic: online morgellons advice * Text: If what I've read online is correct, this second window is really going to help my Morgellon's.

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08-10-12: fierce warriors in great outfits

Married To The Sea comic: fierce warriors in great outfits * Text: You're fierce, Lance. You're mega, mega fierce. Get out there and show that wyvern who's boss. No! I'm not! I'm not fierce at all with my nipple chains all greasy. I'm just a fat old greasy nipmonster.

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08-09-12: a guide to libertarianism

Married To The Sea comic: a guide to libertarianism * Text: Libertarianism: The fantasy that letting the invisible hand of the free market fill the universe with advertising would be more pleasant than minor government regulation.

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08-08-12: advanced dungeons

Married To The Sea comic: advanced dungeons * Text: As you enter the cave room, a giant rat steps out of the shadows and attacks. The giant rat strikes for....B-13 points of damage. What do you do next. Go fish.

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08-07-12: how to be a goat man

Married To The Sea comic: how to be a goat man * Text: Goat I bring an offering of a beautiful Tray so that you will teach me the Ways of a Goat Very well Human your first step is to wear the costume of a Goat and climb around as one

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08-06-12: your pet needs expensive surgery

Married To The Sea comic: your pet needs expensive surgery * Text: Your pet needs expensive surgery! Poor Mr. Doggles! We'll get you feeling better in no time. Yes we will. Yeeeesss we wiiiillll. Damn, that sucks. Can you throw the cat in the trash here or should I take it home and chuck it?

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08-05-12: allergies my ass

Married To The Sea comic: allergies my ass * Text: Allergies my ass. That little bastard Jason is allergic to everything that isn't sitting in his filthy computer chair whacking off to fishfucking vids. Or whatever fat kids are into these days.

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08-04-12: blistering heatwave

Married To The Sea comic: blistering heatwave * Text: No, it's fine that the power's been out a week during a blistering heatwave. I'll just pretend it's the 80s! Look, I

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08-03-12: do students make bongs

Married To The Sea comic: do students make bongs * Text: Do students make bongs? All the time. I'll fire the piece in the kiln, then when they come to pick it up, I'll say

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08-02-12: bird wants to mate

Married To The Sea comic: bird wants to mate * Text: What's that, bird? You want to mate? At six in the morning? You want to mate your ass idiot face with a huge broom? Coming right up.

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08-01-12: retail establishment

Married To The Sea comic: retail establishment * Text: Wow! Running this retail establishment is super-profitable and the people who come in aren't dicks at all!

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec