Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

12-31-12: deer winter

Married To The Sea comic: deer winter * Text: When winter comes, deer typically wander the plains and woodlands, stopping outside cabins or homes where they can see the red glow of Netflix playing from inside.

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12-30-12: bitcoin syrup for sale

Married To The Sea comic: bitcoin syrup for sale * Text: Damn, my fingers are froze all to hell. I'd better get paid a pretty Bitcoin for this syrup when I post it on The Silk Road.

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12-29-12: anything yet

Married To The Sea comic: anything yet * Text: Anything yet? Nah, just a bunch of little yellow pieces of metal.

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12-28-12: ask him if he has any sevens

Married To The Sea comic: ask him if he has any sevens * Text: Ask him if he has any sevens? You...the...Do you even know how to play poker?

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12-27-12: locating horn

Married To The Sea comic: locating horn * Text: AAAAH! For shit's sake, Connor, I'm right here. You blow the Locating Horn like that again and it's going up your defecating horn.

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12-26-12: do i look

Married To The Sea comic: do i look * Text: Do I look like I give a single fuck?

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12-25-12: cant be with you girl cat

Married To The Sea comic: cant be with you girl cat * Text:

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12-24-12: merry christmas from your mom

Married To The Sea comic: merry christmas from your mom * Text: I know I made you alive in a world full of stupid, horrible people who will never be able to envision just how inconsequential they are in this universe, but help me pretend that we're not trapped on this shitplanet full of morons.

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12-23-12: skewed polls

Married To The Sea comic: skewed polls * Text: Yes, the polls say that people want less tambourine, but those are skewed. I'm pretty sure they want a ton of it.

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12-22-12: the constipation cow

Married To The Sea comic: the constipation cow * Text: What's that? You're constipated? Call me crazy, but do you think it might be from only eating pizza and burgers for the past twelve years?

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12-21-12: shhhhhh dont tell anyone

Married To The Sea comic: shhhhhh dont tell anyone * Text: Shhhhhh...Don't tell anyone that unchecked consumerism is destroying our society and ourselves, eroding our lives bit by bit and erasing our memory of real happiness in the process!

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12-20-12: dont be tryna grab

Married To The Sea comic: dont be tryna grab * Text: Psh. Hoe, don't be tryna grab all up on me like that. I'm tryna keep my shit fresher than that.

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12-19-12: hello im a guinea pig

Married To The Sea comic: hello im a guinea pig * Text: HELLO! I'm a guinea pig! I like to eat GUINEA PIG FOOD, and in the wild I typically LIVE FOR FOUR TO SIX YEARS IN YOUR HOUSE AND THEN DIE.

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12-18-12: i heard what you said

Married To The Sea comic: i heard what you said * Text: No, I heard what you said. It was just so stupid that my brain shuts down every time I try to formulate an answer.

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12-17-12: hell yeah copper wire

Married To The Sea comic: hell yeah copper wire * Text: Hell yeah, copper wire! I heard you can trade this shit for meth money!!!

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12-16-12: please dad no

Married To The Sea comic: please dad no * Text:

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12-15-12: single mother christmas

Married To The Sea comic: single mother christmas * Text: And so, though Mary could not afford a proper crib, God made her a single mother; And His voice thundered down, you shall not have food stamps, for I am the whitest of old Republican men; And so it was.

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12-14-12: take care of paper

Married To The Sea comic: take care of paper * Text: Take great care with this Paper we have made, it must be in pristine condition to receive the Ink carryng Celebrity News

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12-13-12: the sounds of boxing

Married To The Sea comic: the sounds of boxing * Text: Mmmmmmmuh. Nnnfff. Unhhhhh. Dude, stop. Fmmmp. I said stop.

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12-12-12: rudolph carolers

Married To The Sea comic: rudolph carolers * Text: Rudolph the red-nosed grandpa Had a very racist nose And if you ever saw it You would even say it was terrified of having a black president Like a lightbulb!

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12-11-12: morrissey memorial

Married To The Sea comic: morrissey memorial * Text: Four score and seven years ago, I dreamt that someone loved me. Morrissey Lincoln (1863-present).

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12-10-12: hoot at me again

Married To The Sea comic: hoot at me again * Text: Hoot at me again, motherfucker. You'll hit #1 on the Huffington Post Top 12 Owls That Got Owned slideshow.

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12-09-12: not bad being dead

Married To The Sea comic: not bad being dead * Text: No, it's not bad being dead. The first week, though, you've got to make someone your angel, or else they'll make you theirs.

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12-08-12: you want healthcare

Married To The Sea comic: you want healthcare * Text: You want healthcare? Stop being such a moocher! Try praying or something! Yeah, or get a job! Maybe you could stand up if you weren't so lazy!

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12-07-12: melting the terminator

Married To The Sea comic: melting the terminator * Text: Hell yeah....if the Terminator ever shows up in here he's going to give me the hugest thumbs-up as I melt him.

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12-06-12: christmas shopping

Married To The Sea comic: christmas shopping * Text: I just love Christmas shopping, Donna. Don't you? Sure, I do, but FYI, these are all things I bought for myself.

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12-05-12: george washington on socialism

Married To The Sea comic: george washington on socialism * Text: Redistribution of wealth? No, no, let's not even go there. Let's back it up to where you outlawed weed. That's where you fucked up. Everything after that is just corn in the shit.

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12-04-12: evil mr vaccine

Married To The Sea comic: evil mr vaccine * Text: And the evil Mr. Vaccine played his flute of never getting polio or smallpox ever again, luring the children straight to the town of Notice How Nobody Gets Polio Or Smallpox Anymore.

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12-03-12: compensation

Married To The Sea comic: compensation * Text: This is wonderful! Now nobody will notice I can't skate.

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12-02-12: enclosed please find

Married To The Sea comic: enclosed please find * Text: Enclosed Please Find

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12-01-12: natural cologne

Married To The Sea comic: natural cologne * Text: Men like me don't need cologne, girl...this is natural. But if you know a doctor who can figure out why I sweat English Leather, hook a man up.

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec