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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 		 
Married To The Sea comic: welcome to the world * Text: Welcome to the world, little guy! You're gonna like it here. Everything is fair and all the people are really friendly and selfless.
02-29-12

welcome to the world
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Married To The Sea comic: this is the internet * Text: So this is the Internet here, right? The WWW line? OK, so I just go down to the Internet and hand the teller this paper, and she'll know what to do from there, right? Correct, sir... that's our website address that allows you to check your statement and pay bills online.
02-28-12

this is the internet
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Married To The Sea comic: quality guys at college * Text: I just can't find any quality guys at college, Mom! How did you and Dad meet? Your Father took out a personal ad looking for a ketamine slut, and I called, and two months later, you were born!
02-27-12

quality guys at college
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Married To The Sea comic: the academy awards * Text: Wow, what can I say? First of all, it's an honor to be given as an award to myself. I never thought I'd be up here at the Oscars winning an Oscar for being an Oscar.
02-26-12

the academy awards
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Married To The Sea comic: not cold or slow or boring * Text: This is not cold or slow or boring at all! I definitely don't wish I was inside looking for some JPEGs of girls with 4 or 6 boobs!!! In rows or just straight across!!!!!!
02-25-12

not cold or slow or boring
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Married To The Sea comic: ASTRONAUT * Text: WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE EATEN BY AN ASTRONAUT New design. Click for detail. Buy the t-shirt at Sharing Machine! Men's/women's S-M-L-XL. Order today, ships tomorrow.
02-24-12

ASTRONAUT
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Married To The Sea comic: no laptops in class * Text: Can't believe the professor won't let us bring laptops. I could be looking at funny pics right now. Or cat pics. Funny cat pics. Ron Paul 2012! That's what I'd be typing, if I had my laptop.
02-23-12

no laptops in class
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Married To The Sea comic: internet vs libraries * Text: Don't get me wrong, I think the Internet is a great resource. But it's no substitute for a library full of peer-reviewed research. We're not going anywhere. Welp.
02-22-12

internet vs libraries
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Married To The Sea comic: do you have any questions * Text: Yeah, I got a quick question for you... Why do you think you're not going to hell for not letting a kid have a cake on their fucking birthday?
02-21-12

do you have any questions
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Married To The Sea comic: state bird of ohio * Text: The cardinal's great mood upon being elected the state bird of Ohio was quickly soured upon learning that he was the state's second choice. Their first choice, football, was disqualified for not being a bird.
02-20-12

state bird of ohio
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Married To The Sea comic: peak in preschool * Text: Relax, child. You need to take it down a notch. If you peak in preschool, the next 70 years are gonna be a hard road.
02-19-12

peak in preschool
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Married To The Sea comic: the indians are jumping * Text: Ha! The Indians are jumping up and down and yelling! I knew we'd be greeted as liberators.
02-18-12

the indians are jumping
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Married To The Sea comic: why is everyone so fucked up * Text: Why is everyone so fuc up these days? 1. TV is bad 2. Woman have itties hanging out everywh 3. You can't g burger anywhere 4. Fuck you
02-17-12

why is everyone so fucked up
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Married To The Sea comic: what do you mean * Text: What do you mean you
02-16-12

what do you mean
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Married To The Sea comic: floss every day * Text: Can I let you in on a secret? I don't even floss my own teeth every day. I just like the look in peoples' eyes when I ask them if they do.
02-15-12

floss every day
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Married To The Sea comic: i hate valentines day * Text: Valentine's Day I'M NOT SELFISH! I JUST DON'T WANT TO BUY ANYTHING THAT'S NOT A VIDEO GAME I CAN PLAY!!!
02-14-12

i hate valentines day
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Married To The Sea comic: valentines cake * Text: SHOULD HAVE WAITED UNTIL MARCH TO ASK YOU OUT
02-13-12

valentines cake
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Married To The Sea comic: quittin time * Text: Phew, quittin' time! I wonder if someone in China wants this job. I've got a Rascal to ride.
02-12-12

quittin time
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Married To The Sea comic: internet commentary * Text: I wasn't sure what to think, but then I saw that it was posted by a women, so I said I hated it, and I wanted to see her boobs, and I wanted her to cook for me.
02-11-12

internet commentary
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Married To The Sea comic: why does the government * Text: Why does this stupid government get to take some of my money? All they did is maintain society for 200 years to allow me to accumulate all my wealth.
02-10-12

why does the government
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Married To The Sea comic: hurry up and breastfeed * Text: Try to hurry it up if you can, kiddo...this is America. It's legal to put French fry ads around the country until half the people die of eating, but I'm not allowed to do this in public.
02-09-12

hurry up and breastfeed
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Married To The Sea comic: bulking up for winter * Text: Bulking up for winter would be way easier if I could get pizza. Or pizza rolls. Or... pizza...on a bagel. A pizza bagel. Then I could have pizza anytime.
02-08-12

bulking up for winter
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Married To The Sea comic: oh my god * Text: OH MY GOD!!!! I need to put that on my Pinterest!
02-07-12

oh my god
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Married To The Sea comic: reality television recaps * Text: I don't see why they insist on printing reality-television recaps. Screaming, finger-wagging... birth certificates... Whoa, shit, wait, are these people trying to become president?
02-06-12

reality television recaps
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Married To The Sea comic: roller derby wedding * Text: No, I think the wedding has been wonderful so far... I just wish you hadn't put your roller-girl name on the cake.
02-05-12

roller derby wedding
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Married To The Sea comic: swamp in an orb * Text: Ma'am, there's no need to speak to my manager. He's going to tell you the same thing. It's a swamp inside an orb. You don't want to smell a swamp, don't buy it.
02-04-12

swamp in an orb
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Married To The Sea comic: cincinnati popcorn juice * Text: despite good manufacturing practices hard working employees and the best of intentions the cincinnati popcorn juice factory close a mere 3 months after they opened in the summer of 1881
02-03-12

cincinnati popcorn juice
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Married To The Sea comic: no graven images * Text: no graven images huh like an iconic rule tablet pushed into public schools and courts
02-02-12

no graven images
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Married To The Sea comic: cold and weird * Text: morning miss is it a little cold and weird out today or is that just you
02-01-12

cold and weird
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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec