Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

02-29-12: welcome to the world

Married To The Sea comic: welcome to the world * Text: Welcome to the world, little guy! You're gonna like it here. Everything is fair and all the people are really friendly and selfless.

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02-28-12: this is the internet

Married To The Sea comic: this is the internet * Text: So this is the Internet here, right? The WWW line? OK, so I just go down to the Internet and hand the teller this paper, and she'll know what to do from there, right? Correct, sir... that's our website address that allows you to check your statement and pay bills online.

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02-27-12: quality guys at college

Married To The Sea comic: quality guys at college * Text: I just can't find any quality guys at college, Mom! How did you and Dad meet? Your Father took out a personal ad looking for a ketamine slut, and I called, and two months later, you were born!

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02-26-12: the academy awards

Married To The Sea comic: the academy awards * Text: Wow, what can I say? First of all, it's an honor to be given as an award to myself. I never thought I'd be up here at the Oscars winning an Oscar for being an Oscar.

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02-25-12: not cold or slow or boring

Married To The Sea comic: not cold or slow or boring * Text: This is not cold or slow or boring at all! I definitely don't wish I was inside looking for some JPEGs of girls with 4 or 6 boobs!!! In rows or just straight across!!!!!!

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02-24-12: ASTRONAUT

Married To The Sea comic: ASTRONAUT * Text: WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE EATEN BY AN ASTRONAUT New design. Click for detail. Buy the t-shirt at Sharing Machine! Men's/women's S-M-L-XL. Order today, ships tomorrow.

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02-23-12: no laptops in class

Married To The Sea comic: no laptops in class * Text: Can't believe the professor won't let us bring laptops. I could be looking at funny pics right now. Or cat pics. Funny cat pics. Ron Paul 2012! That's what I'd be typing, if I had my laptop.

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02-22-12: internet vs libraries

Married To The Sea comic: internet vs libraries * Text: Don't get me wrong, I think the Internet is a great resource. But it's no substitute for a library full of peer-reviewed research. We're not going anywhere. Welp.

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02-21-12: do you have any questions

Married To The Sea comic: do you have any questions * Text: Yeah, I got a quick question for you... Why do you think you're not going to hell for not letting a kid have a cake on their fucking birthday?

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02-20-12: state bird of ohio

Married To The Sea comic: state bird of ohio * Text: The cardinal's great mood upon being elected the state bird of Ohio was quickly soured upon learning that he was the state's second choice. Their first choice, football, was disqualified for not being a bird.

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02-19-12: peak in preschool

Married To The Sea comic: peak in preschool * Text: Relax, child. You need to take it down a notch. If you peak in preschool, the next 70 years are gonna be a hard road.

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02-18-12: the indians are jumping

Married To The Sea comic: the indians are jumping * Text: Ha! The Indians are jumping up and down and yelling! I knew we'd be greeted as liberators.

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02-17-12: why is everyone so fucked up

Married To The Sea comic: why is everyone so fucked up * Text: Why is everyone so fuc up these days? 1. TV is bad 2. Woman have itties hanging out everywh 3. You can't g burger anywhere 4. Fuck you

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02-16-12: what do you mean

Married To The Sea comic: what do you mean * Text: What do you mean you

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02-15-12: floss every day

Married To The Sea comic: floss every day * Text: Can I let you in on a secret? I don't even floss my own teeth every day. I just like the look in peoples' eyes when I ask them if they do.

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02-14-12: i hate valentines day

Married To The Sea comic: i hate valentines day * Text: Valentine's Day I'M NOT SELFISH! I JUST DON'T WANT TO BUY ANYTHING THAT'S NOT A VIDEO GAME I CAN PLAY!!!

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02-13-12: valentines cake

Married To The Sea comic: valentines cake * Text: SHOULD HAVE WAITED UNTIL MARCH TO ASK YOU OUT

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02-12-12: quittin time

Married To The Sea comic: quittin time * Text: Phew, quittin' time! I wonder if someone in China wants this job. I've got a Rascal to ride.

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02-11-12: internet commentary

Married To The Sea comic: internet commentary * Text: I wasn't sure what to think, but then I saw that it was posted by a women, so I said I hated it, and I wanted to see her boobs, and I wanted her to cook for me.

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02-10-12: why does the government

Married To The Sea comic: why does the government * Text: Why does this stupid government get to take some of my money? All they did is maintain society for 200 years to allow me to accumulate all my wealth.

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02-09-12: hurry up and breastfeed

Married To The Sea comic: hurry up and breastfeed * Text: Try to hurry it up if you can, kiddo...this is America. It's legal to put French fry ads around the country until half the people die of eating, but I'm not allowed to do this in public.

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02-08-12: bulking up for winter

Married To The Sea comic: bulking up for winter * Text: Bulking up for winter would be way easier if I could get pizza. Or pizza rolls. Or... pizza...on a bagel. A pizza bagel. Then I could have pizza anytime.

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02-07-12: oh my god

Married To The Sea comic: oh my god * Text: OH MY GOD!!!! I need to put that on my Pinterest!

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02-06-12: reality television recaps

Married To The Sea comic: reality television recaps * Text: I don't see why they insist on printing reality-television recaps. Screaming, finger-wagging... birth certificates... Whoa, shit, wait, are these people trying to become president?

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02-05-12: roller derby wedding

Married To The Sea comic: roller derby wedding * Text: No, I think the wedding has been wonderful so far... I just wish you hadn't put your roller-girl name on the cake.

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02-04-12: swamp in an orb

Married To The Sea comic: swamp in an orb * Text: Ma'am, there's no need to speak to my manager. He's going to tell you the same thing. It's a swamp inside an orb. You don't want to smell a swamp, don't buy it.

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02-03-12: cincinnati popcorn juice

Married To The Sea comic: cincinnati popcorn juice * Text: despite good manufacturing practices hard working employees and the best of intentions the cincinnati popcorn juice factory close a mere 3 months after they opened in the summer of 1881

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02-02-12: no graven images

Married To The Sea comic: no graven images * Text: no graven images huh like an iconic rule tablet pushed into public schools and courts

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02-01-12: cold and weird

Married To The Sea comic: cold and weird * Text: morning miss is it a little cold and weird out today or is that just you

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec