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then if your checker gets to the other side it becomes a king but then what one of us wins the fleeting joy in the deep dark sea of existence id rather not
if they hadnt cancelled my favorite tv show i wouldnt have to find a stupid hobby to do
lets just push it far enough into the woods that its visible from the road then theyll see it and come up and theyll see all the blood and be like aaaah and thats when we pop out from the woods and yell happy presidents day
damn this chick is probably gonna want a loverod to thrill her erotic nights i shoulda answered that email
the report looks good but whats this part in here the thing about weirdos with creepy white hair and rape eyes whats just our safeguard in case this gets wikileaked
down down barley down or im taking you your hover glands
no i dont believe in god im not a child i only believe in things that are rational and completely real such as libertarianism star wars star trek steampunk my little pony and anime
nah i deactivated my planebook account one day i was just like who cares where you flew for lunch
this little bit here is the problem i think are you supposed to have two of these i cant remember looks weird though
who would have left this perfectly good head just laying in the street someone could use this its still good
why do i have to pay for a poor persons basic healthcare boo hoo hoo hooo its just not fair
the girl who could talk to birds i want to fuck another bird and bust off in the bird and make more birds and eat seeds
why does everything have to be black and white cant i just say i respect one and two as equally valid optical choices
the work was long and physically demanding but the workers toiled year round confident that one day their descendants would be unable to afford rent on the very street they walked tirelessly
marinba the zoos rare lumpback gorilla died thursday he will be buried with a tombstone reading jerked off in front of thousands of children never arrested
ive actually gotta get back to heaven soon were having a thing tonight yeah its getting late id better dive back into the underworld myself see you later
why are you even playing volleyball you got some little shorts at home youre itching to wear
this isnt as fun as when we were kids neither is giving you a crank off while i watch law and order but we still do that dont we
uh did you read the bible my dad is a dick dude he killed me just to teach people a lesson
it took us the better part of a year mr hall but we finally finished building your moms douches
help someone save up help apples going to be mad if three of their best workers die
syntax error what is a jog file its a picture syntax error what is a picture figure 1 computers may be useful in the future but no one knows for sure
ive never heard of this daggering dance thomas would you ne so kind as to show me how it goes
youre still not convinced look the plans simple me and jones hang back to provide a distraction then you go in beat him up take his wallet and well split the money three ways
and put that i have great hair and a great beard write that theyre really thick and moisturized almost as if i invented conditioner and used it every day before people knew about it just really shiny lots of body
well lately my workout routine has been to mess up the house monday wednesday friday and then on offdays i throw food and shit my pants
aim high maybe youll take down an unmanned drone and we can use that as justification to invade
last one to fall through the frozen lake and end up as a lifetime movies a rotten egg
hi operator can you help me find the screen on here i need to text someone
please bobby dont say shit like man yogurt in my house that makes you sound like some kind of adult diaper wearing internet jerkoff
archives (by month):
2012: jan . feb
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2012: jan . feb
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
