Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

07-31-12: what we gonna write

Married To The Sea comic: what we gonna write * Text: What we gonna write today, pen? You think we should write an erotic dystopian cyber-thriller?! You crazy, pen.

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07-30-12: eighty percent certain

Married To The Sea comic: eighty percent certain * Text: I'm eighty...no, more than eighty. I'm ninety percent certain that your baby is going to be born naked, Mrs. McHenry.

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07-29-12: kangaroo plans

Married To The Sea comic: kangaroo plans * Text: What shall we do today, Mother? The weather is gorgeous! How would you like to hop across a busy road without looking?

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07-28-12: sliced bread

Married To The Sea comic: sliced bread * Text: Sliced bread? You mean cutting the bread up into little pieces and selling it that way?! Not interested. People don't want that.

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07-27-12: tested on animals

Married To The Sea comic: tested on animals * Text: I didn't say I cared what it did, Thomas. I asked you if it was tested on animals.

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07-26-12: astronaut to base

Married To The Sea comic: astronaut to base * Text: Astronaut to base... negative that I can see my mom's big butt from up here.

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07-25-12: the trouble with following your dreams

Married To The Sea comic: the trouble with following your dreams * Text: Maybe I should've followed a good dream I had, instead of that nightmare where I had to paint the inside of the entire sewer system.

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07-24-12: nervous body scan

Married To The Sea comic: nervous body scan * Text: I know you're nervous, Barbara, but try to relax. As long as you've never thought about anything gross or touched your genitals with your hands, nothing bad will happen while you're inside the machine.

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07-23-12: coltons interview

Married To The Sea comic: coltons interview * Text: You've got the job, Colton. That's what they'll say. Then they'll be like, love the tie, you wanna come to the new employee orgy? Yes. Yes I do.

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07-22-12: my main mast

Married To The Sea comic: my main mast * Text: Now, you see that, way over on the horizon? That's where my main-mast ends. If you want to see where it begins, I can give you a private viewing later.

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07-21-12: your old moms a clown

Married To The Sea comic: your old moms a clown * Text: Daisy! Look! Your ol' mom's a clown! Toodle toodle toot! Honk honk! Fart! For the love of Christ, please leave me alone for long enough so I can educate myself and eventually leave this house.

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07-20-12: shirts vs skins

Married To The Sea comic: shirts vs skins * Text: Very well then! The case shall be decided in a game of 5-on-5. Shirts versus sk... actually, let's do wigs versus hair.

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07-19-12: before the big crunch

Married To The Sea comic: before the big crunch * Text: Yeah, well, what was there before the Big Crunch? You don't know, do you? I'm sticking with my theory that there's a big guy up in the sky with infinite bread.

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07-18-12: we did our best

Married To The Sea comic: we did our best * Text: We did our best, ma'am, but there's a possibility that your son will still be a mega asshole when he comes out of general anesthesia.

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07-17-12: phantom leg vibration

Married To The Sea comic: phantom leg vibration * Text: And when you felt your leg vibrate even though your phone was not, that was when I was vibrating your leg, my son. Let us pray.

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07-16-12: the time womb

Married To The Sea comic: the time womb * Text: Bro, get back up in the time womb. It's July. You got six more months.

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07-15-12: radiator hose

Married To The Sea comic: radiator hose * Text: Radiator hose is loose...That explains why that lady called me midlife crisis.

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07-14-12: the one dollar coin

Married To The Sea comic: the one dollar coin * Text: I was too much like a quarter, they said...Too heavy. Redundant. When I'm gone, though, they're all gonna miss me! They'll be like

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07-13-12: you look fine girl

Married To The Sea comic: you look fine girl * Text: You look fine Girl and I would drink that water up. I would put the whole of my face in that water, Girl.

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07-12-12: rody to swom

Married To The Sea comic: rody to swom * Text: Yah, om rody to swom. Yoh rody?

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07-11-12: burglarizing restaurants

Married To The Sea comic: burglarizing restaurants * Text: You make a living burglarizing restaurants? And you only steal hamburgers...That'd make you a hamburglar, wouldn't it? Damn, that's a good name.

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07-10-12: functional strength

Married To The Sea comic: functional strength * Text: That isn't functional at all! Who goes around lifting barrels! Now, if he joined Crossfit, then I'd be impressed.

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07-09-12: cant wait to grow up with you

Married To The Sea comic: cant wait to grow up with you * Text: I can't wait to grow up with you, little brother, and see the look on Mom and Dad's face when they find out how much it's going to cost to send us to a shitty college.

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07-08-12: that makes two of us

Married To The Sea comic: that makes two of us * Text: That makes two of us who don't understand government, Kitty! I'm going to call you Mr. Tea Party.

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07-07-12: women only copier

Married To The Sea comic: women only copier * Text: Linda's boss would repeatedly tell her and her coworkers

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07-06-12: respect my opinion

Married To The Sea comic: respect my opinion * Text: Stop! Stop that train! I decided I don't like how you drive on the tracks! Stop! Aren't you listening?

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07-05-12: internet medical forum

Married To The Sea comic: internet medical forum * Text: No, please go on. I'm sure that your internet forum has access to more medical literature and has studied it more than I have.

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07-04-12: fuck the environment

Married To The Sea comic: fuck the environment * Text: Fuck the environment! Fuck it over and over until my house is an ice cave every summer.

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07-03-12: cat eviction

Married To The Sea comic: cat eviction * Text: You're serious? You're going to leave unless I make all of my cats move out? There are cat eviction laws, Madeline, I have to give them thirty days.

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07-02-12: ancient egyptians

Married To The Sea comic: ancient egyptians * Text: This ancient building is where the Ogyptians stored their scrolls. Do you mean

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07-01-12: go outside

Married To The Sea comic: go outside * Text: 1. Go outside 2. Wait until it's cold 3. Suck my cold dick

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec