Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb : mar : apr : may
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

06-30-12: playing my favorite song

Married To The Sea comic: playing my favorite song * Text: The dulcet tones of Gerard's trombone drifted in through her window.

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


06-29-12: extremely minor personal demons

Married To The Sea comic: extremely minor personal demons * Text: TILL YOUR GARDEN AND GET THE DIRT TORE UP REAL GOOD DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! JUST MAKE YOUR LEGS GO FLOPPY

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


06-28-12: butt smells a lot

Married To The Sea comic: butt smells a lot * Text: I noticed your butt smells a lot. You ever heard of toilet paper, you sick idiot?

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


06-27-12: upside down perspective

Married To The Sea comic: upside down perspective * Text: I'm upside-down? You're upside-down, asshole, and you move too fast, how about that?

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


06-26-12: grammar and spelling

Married To The Sea comic: grammar and spelling * Text: 2003 Grammer,  Speling Champeonship Winner's

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


06-25-12: global warming temperature

Married To The Sea comic: global warming temperature * Text: I hate global warming! Where's that global warming?

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


06-24-12: cramped cruise

Married To The Sea comic: cramped cruise * Text: My husband said we'd be cramped on this cruise, but this is great! We're relaxing like little sardines, all lined up in the can, plenty of room.

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


06-23-12: buckle up

Married To The Sea comic: buckle up * Text: Buckle up! Dead people don't buy as many new cars as alive people.

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


06-22-12: bigtime vegetarian

Married To The Sea comic: bigtime vegetarian * Text: You a big man, huh? Bigtime vegetarian hero man? Maybe I'll cut your ass up and that'll be good for the earth.

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


06-21-12: the magic of evolution

Married To The Sea comic: the magic of evolution * Text: Get back here, Charles! You're ruining my illusion! Sorry, bro, I just thought of a kickass way that animals turn into different animals.

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


06-20-12: haters gonna hate my twerking

Married To The Sea comic: haters gonna hate my twerking * Text: Young man, you were told to get down to work, not to get down and twerk, and you shall address me as Headmaster, not

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:





06-19-12: hexing

Married To The Sea comic: hexing * Text: Ma'am, please stop chanting. I've already got you on hexing while driving. Don't make me take you on charges of cursing an officer of the peace. I'm not cursing! I'm on my way back home to my house, eye of bird and hair of louse, boiling smell and ringing bell, pigs fuck off and burn in hell!

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


06-18-12: metal jungle gym

Married To The Sea comic: metal jungle gym * Text: This sucks! I hate being allowed to play on something that's fun! I wish they'd pull this out and install a tiny plastic thing instead.

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:





06-17-12: wouldnt it be fun

Married To The Sea comic: wouldnt it be fun * Text: Hey wouldn't it be fun to put our lives in the hands of a sunburned, hungover 16-year-old?

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


06-16-12: checker accountant

Married To The Sea comic: checker accountant * Text: Okay, four white checkers...Standard deduction is one checker, then you get a king credit for kinging since you're not past the threshold...This is going to take a while, so feel free to look at the board while I'm working.

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


06-15-12: the match trick

Married To The Sea comic: the match trick * Text: Then, you place a second match under the crossed matches, and slowly, quietly, pray for the wifi router to start working again.

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


06-14-12: quit following me

Married To The Sea comic: quit following me * Text: Quit followin' me, dogs! Hey! Human guy! Guy on my back! Tell these dogs I ain't a dog!

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:





06-13-12: aint lyin

Married To The Sea comic: aint lyin * Text: I ain't lyin to you, officer. That ain't even my laudanum, someone else put that in my frock, for real.

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


06-12-12: rules of volleyball

Married To The Sea comic: rules of volleyball * Text: Rules of Volleyball (cont.) 3. If you do not have a standard volleyball, the head of a playwright may be used in its place. See illustration below.

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:





06-11-12: sit dogge

Married To The Sea comic: sit dogge * Text: Dogge, sit down on your hind End. I have taught you this Tricke to impress my dates. Obey or be turned to meat and sold to hog at market.

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


06-10-12: try reading this book

Married To The Sea comic: try reading this book * Text: Try reading this book! It's called the Bible, and I use it as an excuse for just about everything I do.

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:





06-09-12: big time shitt burger

Married To The Sea comic: big time shitt burger * Text: Shitt Burger

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


06-08-12: your faithful butler

Married To The Sea comic: your faithful butler * Text: Dearest Eugene, It is with sadness that I inform you I was unable to start your breakfast in time, and have committed ritual suicide in dishonor. The eggs are in the kitchen next to my body and may be prepared by your next butler, or buried with me, at your discretion. Your faithful butler-Reynolds (deceased)

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:





06-07-12: dont smoke weed

Married To The Sea comic: dont smoke weed * Text: Don't smoke weed! You might grow up to be like these guys.

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


06-06-12: you little shitfuckers

Married To The Sea comic: you little shitfuckers * Text: You little shitfuckers have access to more information than has ever existed before in the world, but I've got ten bucks that says not a one of you can come up here and point to your own country. Anyone? Too busy sexting? That's what I thought. Shitfuckers.

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


06-05-12: get out of the way

Married To The Sea comic: get out of the way * Text: Get out of the way and I'll hit the shit out of that ball. We're golfing, Tom. The only thing you need to hit is a fat blunt full of Glucophage.

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


06-04-12: that whole honesty thing

Married To The Sea comic: that whole honesty thing * Text: That whole

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


06-03-12: not so fast buddy

Married To The Sea comic: not so fast buddy * Text: Whoa, whoa, not so fast, buddy...Let me get my camera. If you take your first step before I can post that shit to Facebook, you're gonna be grounded.

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


06-02-12: having a recession

Married To The Sea comic: having a recession * Text: I don't think we're having a recession...does it seem like a recession to you? No, but then again I can only quantify reality in terms of epic, lol, and fail.

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


06-01-12: one bottle of pills

Married To The Sea comic: one bottle of pills * Text: Only got enough money for one bottle of pills this month, Frank...Which d'you think I should skip? Depends on whether you can go a month without an erection, or have your heart stop beating.

Tweet this comic    
  
Email this comic to:


Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb : mar : apr : may
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec