Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

05-31-12: computer dating

Married To The Sea comic: computer dating * Text: Solo Frisbee, Lisa...Solo. It was right there on my OK Cupid profile. Not couples frisbee, or group...solo.

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05-30-12: weird teeth

Married To The Sea comic: weird teeth * Text: BRO YOU GOT LIKE A MILLION WEIRD ROWS OF TEETH IN THERE I...I DO NOT! SHUT UP! YOU HAVE TWO DUMB WHISKERS! THAT'S WHAT'S WEIRD ABOUT THE OCEAN!

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05-29-12: this is fantastic

Married To The Sea comic: this is fantastic * Text: This is fantastic! I'm so glad that shopkeeper told me to go ride a fat cock.

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05-28-12: first in flight

Married To The Sea comic: first in flight * Text: It's working! I'm flying! Finally, the first step in a national program to strip-search children!

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05-27-12: no salt

Married To The Sea comic: no salt * Text: Salt? No! Food is best when it doesn't taste.

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05-26-12: the best multivitamin

Married To The Sea comic: the best multivitamin * Text: When it comes to multivitamins, I don't fuck around with grocery store pills. I go straight for the best. Hedge Power gives me the energy to cut shrubs and shape them into squares or circles.

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05-25-12: write like

Married To The Sea comic: write like * Text: It's not an option. Write

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05-24-12: how to love

Married To The Sea comic: how to love * Text: Hold another person's heart carefully, nurture it daily, and before you know it, you'll be stuck in a house with someone whose TV shows you hate.

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05-23-12: offroading

Married To The Sea comic: offroading * Text: No, I'm listening. Tell me more about how you go off-roading.

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05-22-12: social media technologist

Married To The Sea comic: social media technologist * Text: This is an amazing machine, Mr. Mitchell, but I'm not sure what your job is. You say you're a social media technologist? How does that relate to operating a...What do you mean,

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05-21-12: aint tellin

Married To The Sea comic: aint tellin * Text: Old man! Where did you get that wheel-machine? I ain't tellin no damn body! Bicycle snitches get bicycle stitches!

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05-20-12: more natural

Married To The Sea comic: more natural * Text: Wait. So...okay...college-educated adults are going to carry water in buckets on purpose because it's more

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05-19-12: team breezy deer

Married To The Sea comic: team breezy deer * Text: No, no, not these deer! Don't shoot these! They're Team Breezy #breezydeer #deer2012 #followback

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05-18-12: check my facebook

Married To The Sea comic: check my facebook * Text: Hold on, I need to check my Facebook.

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05-17-12: petition signed

Married To The Sea comic: petition signed * Text: And...petition signed! Let's see you try to make money NOW, oil companies!

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05-16-12: lil f

Married To The Sea comic: lil f * Text: Thank you based Freud.

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05-15-12: abdominal snowman

Married To The Sea comic: abdominal snowman * Text: Abdominal Snowman 16 easy payments of $9.95 Spring on it Plastic parts Comes with free cardboard box Wow! Fitness

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05-14-12: computer learning

Married To The Sea comic: computer learning * Text:

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05-13-12: lets try this again

Married To The Sea comic: lets try this again * Text: Let's try this again. I'm telling you, not asking. Touch the parrot.

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05-12-12: fourth wave of ska

Married To The Sea comic: fourth wave of ska * Text: Toodle doodle toot! Boot toot toot! Hell yeah, if there's no fourth wave of ska yet, I'm gonna start it.

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05-11-12: credit union

Married To The Sea comic: credit union * Text: You want to put all your money in a credit union?! You know those guys just hold your money for you and don't do anything evil with it, right?

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05-10-12: the weightless news

Married To The Sea comic: the weightless news * Text: You just wait, Ernestine...One day they'll send the news weightlessly through wires, or the radio, and we won't have to carry heavy papers every again. Oh, sure...right after they let women vote in elections, right? Is that when it's gonna happen?

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05-09-12: you should play basketball

Married To The Sea comic: you should play basketball * Text: You're right, I should play basketball! Good call, horse. Since we're suggesting sports, I have to say you'd be great at ugly polo.

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05-08-12: for best lawn results

Married To The Sea comic: for best lawn results * Text: For best results, neglect your lawn until your neighbor gets so pissed he mows and fertilizes it himself.

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05-07-12: modern square dance

Married To The Sea comic: modern square dance * Text: Circle left. Now nod to your partner. Do-si-do, do-si-do, and now agree that the man needs to pick the kids up from soccer tomorrow.

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05-06-12: should have said

Married To The Sea comic: should have said * Text: Your frock looks like a salted orange. That's what I should have said.

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05-05-12: a big dogge

Married To The Sea comic: a big dogge * Text: We should get on of those big Dogges that can pull a Wheelwagon.

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05-04-12: why do they call me a seahorse

Married To The Sea comic: why do they call me a seahorse * Text: WHY DO THEY CALL ME A SEA HORSE, IT MAKES NO SENSE DON'T ASK ME I'M DEAD BECAUSE I CAN'T BREATHE UNDER WATER

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05-03-12: basketbowling

Married To The Sea comic: basketbowling * Text: The NCAA declared basketbowling the new league sport for the 1977-1978 season, but sadly, the tipoff of the first game was fatal, leading to the cancellation of the rest of the season, and ultimately, the sport itself.

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05-02-12: a living thing

Married To The Sea comic: a living thing * Text: I destroyed a living thing today. Pulled it up from the ground and crumbled its roots in my hand. Tomorrow I will destroy two; the next day, three; and so on, until you agree that I am no longer grounded and that I get two hours on Xbox instead of one.

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05-01-12: do with a telegraph

Married To The Sea comic: do with a telegraph * Text: What am I going to do with a telegraph? Well, for starters, I'm going to tell everyone that I am voting for Ron Paul, and tell them to vote for Ron Paul if they're not an idiot.

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec