Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

10-31-12: picnic theory vs reality

Married To The Sea comic: picnic theory vs reality * Text: Picnics. In theory. Welp, better eat this cold pizza before it rains. In reality.

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10-30-12: just say whats up

Married To The Sea comic: just say whats up * Text: Just say

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10-29-12: telephones sucked

Married To The Sea comic: telephones sucked * Text: Fuck you, old people, telephones sucked and we finally live in a world where there isn't a box attached to the wall that rings a bell anytime some asshole wants to chat.

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10-28-12: heart barbecue

Married To The Sea comic: heart barbecue * Text: Yo! Angels! I got those hearts for our barbecue! They were torn asunder and then I collected the tears of their former owners for marinade.

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10-27-12: good heavens bill

Married To The Sea comic: good heavens bill * Text: Good heavens! I'm looking at the wrong side of the bill!

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10-26-12: when i invented

Married To The Sea comic: when i invented * Text: When I invented the light bulb, I put a switch on it for a reason! - Benjamin Franklin

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10-25-12: how to play rugby

Married To The Sea comic: how to play rugby * Text: Hey...psst...dude...How do we play this rugby shit? No idea, bro, I just run around and try to grab that ball.

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10-24-12: my wife was right

Married To The Sea comic: my wife was right * Text: Eureka! My wife was right! I do sound like an intolerable sack of shit.

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10-23-12: tale of the giant cake

Married To The Sea comic: tale of the giant cake * Text: Who is that man with the great Cake, I wish to sample its taste Ignore him for he is Creepy and is here to steal your hair

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10-22-12: youre rehired

Married To The Sea comic: youre rehired * Text: Yes! I'm getting fired and then re-hired as a contract employee at half the pay with no benefits!

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10-21-12: motion sickness

Married To The Sea comic: motion sickness * Text: Don't pout at me, Barnacle. The career counselor totally said you should stay away from boats if you get motion sickness.

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10-20-12: oh that thing

Married To The Sea comic: oh that thing * Text: Oh you mean the thing where I drove my car into fourteen other cars and barricaded myself inside a terrified family's house for half a day with a cache of weapons and ammo? That was trolling. Just trying to get a rise out of people.

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10-19-12: yall jealous

Married To The Sea comic: yall jealous * Text: Cheep! Cheep! Y'all jealous! Y'all jealous as hell of my mini-corn!

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10-18-12: hit the crap out of you

Married To The Sea comic: hit the crap out of you * Text: What if I hit the crap out of you? Then who can cook better? Huh?

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10-17-12: youre a ok

Married To The Sea comic: youre a ok * Text: You're A-OK! Unless you're in Europe or South America, in which case this actually means

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10-16-12: i need caulk

Married To The Sea comic: i need caulk * Text: I'm looking for caulk. I need some white caulk. Can you show me where to find a big tube of white caulk?

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10-15-12: cat presents

Married To The Sea comic: cat presents * Text: This is wonderful!!!!! Thank you so much!!! I'm leaving you twice as much puke on the carpet tonight!!!!!!!!

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10-14-12: just being real

Married To The Sea comic: just being real * Text: No, there's nothing specifically wrong with you, Bernie, I'm saying that on average you've got about five years left. Just being real.

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10-13-12: gingersteak

Married To The Sea comic: gingersteak * Text: Can't catch me! I'm a gingersteak boy!

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10-12-12: need more liquid

Married To The Sea comic: need more liquid * Text: This is ridiculous. I need more liquid than this. What I really want is a gulp. A big...no. A mega gulp.

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10-11-12: squirrel anime

Married To The Sea comic: squirrel anime * Text: SO IT'S JUST CARTOONS BUT IT'S FROM JAPAN, IS THAT THE DEAL KIND OF YES, AND KIND OF LET ME MAKE YOU WATCH 14 HOURS OF IT

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10-10-12: your dinner looks good

Married To The Sea comic: your dinner looks good * Text: That looks delicious, and I'd love to try that pan-seared whatever, and the compote, and the herbs, and that bread. The only problem is I'll fucking die if i eat it.

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10-09-12: look at the time

Married To The Sea comic: look at the time * Text: Wow, look at the time! No, actually look at it, and tell me what time it is, I have no idea.

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10-08-12: the angels reverie

Married To The Sea comic: the angels reverie * Text: As MoreBacon34 pressed the Enter key, the angels all cried out in reverie.

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10-07-12: doing with my scarf

Married To The Sea comic: doing with my scarf * Text: Henry! What are you doing with my scarf? Were you out with the Wu-Tang Clan? How many times have I told you to protect your neck?

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10-06-12: lawn chair assembly

Married To The Sea comic: lawn chair assembly * Text: And...done! Now I can try out that skin cancer I'm always reading about.

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10-05-12: turn my violas

Married To The Sea comic: turn my violas * Text: Turn my violas up. Yeah. Unh. Yeah. Fortissississimo if you know what it do. Four f's, son.

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10-04-12: you hate the millers

Married To The Sea comic: you hate the millers * Text: Cheer up, Heather. I know you hate the Millers, and you didn't want them at our cookout, but keep in mind these burgers are made of at least 50% pubes.

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10-03-12: the lord of trousers

Married To The Sea comic: the lord of trousers * Text: I am the lord of trousers!!! None shall trouse without me.

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10-02-12: no lady can resist

Married To The Sea comic: no lady can resist * Text: No lady can resist this hat. Except every lady I know.

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10-01-12: got to go to heaven

Married To The Sea comic: got to go to heaven * Text: I can't believe how many contraceptives I used and still got to go to heaven. I wonder if there was a mixup somewhere. Tell me about it. I didn't even go to church or act sanctimonious.

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec