Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

09-30-12: maybe want a time out

Married To The Sea comic: maybe want a time out * Text: This is your last chance, Ralph...Do you maybe want a time out instead of this? I keep offering it to you because I think you might prefer the time out.

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09-29-12: american debt

Married To The Sea comic: american debt * Text: Fuck schools, let's go to war with the ocean! DEBT

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09-28-12: the animal

Married To The Sea comic: the animal * Text: The animal is a beff, you idot. The meat is the cow. If it's a animal you say beff. Wow.

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09-27-12: salt the wonder food

Married To The Sea comic: salt the wonder food * Text: Salt fat free kosher zero calories lactose free no added sugar gluten free no high-fructose corn syrup crunchy mmmmm salt

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09-26-12: got our helmets on

Married To The Sea comic: got our helmets on * Text: I'm glad we got our helmets on, Miranda! Now our faces won't get all messed up.

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09-25-12: he is alive now

Married To The Sea comic: he is alive now * Text: Behold! He is alive now! What?! Dude, I've been screaming at the top of my lungs ever since you buried me alive.

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09-24-12: happy chemicals

Married To The Sea comic: happy chemicals * Text: Hmm... These chemicals are cheap, make people happy, and are safe in any reasonable dose... better make them illegal.

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09-23-12: lighter than air vehicle

Married To The Sea comic: lighter than air vehicle * Text: I don't know why it's not working today, gentlemen. Let's try again tomorrow. Why don't you just say it's a heavier-than-air vehicle and call it a success?

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09-22-12: chicks chefs

Married To The Sea comic: chicks chefs * Text: Psst... Ay. Ralph. Are these chicks chefs or something? Why we gotta row 'em?

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09-21-12: fish hat

Married To The Sea comic: fish hat * Text: no! my fish-hat! quick, to eat the fish before the five-second rule expires

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09-20-12: baking bread

Married To The Sea comic: baking bread * Text: While I do like the process of making bread dough, kneading it by hand, and baking it, the most fun part is watching my children drop it on the floor, say

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09-19-12: sentenced to the stocks

Married To The Sea comic: sentenced to the stocks * Text: Maybe next time you'll put the toilet paper on the holder the right way, asshole!

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09-18-12: simulated existence

Married To The Sea comic: simulated existence * Text: So, Jesse...y'ever think that our whole existence is being simulated inside a machine? And we're not really settlin' the Western plains, we're just moving bits around inside a big ol' box? Some kind of computerized Oregon Trail?

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09-17-12: birds like us

Married To The Sea comic: birds like us * Text: Birds like us have to stick together right? I mean you know how it is Wait, is he saying he thinks we're alike? Does he think we're friends? Fuck, I hope he doesn't think we're friends

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09-16-12: juvenile funk

Married To The Sea comic: juvenile funk * Text: The funk was already there, Mother, I was just trying to get on up and get the funk. Unh. The Funk.

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09-15-12: you call it naptime

Married To The Sea comic: you call it naptime * Text: You call it naptime. I call it stay in your magical room full of more toys than your father and I ever owned put together for two hours while I pretend I can still think straight.

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09-14-12: fucker burger

Married To The Sea comic: fucker burger * Text: Ugh, I shouldn't have eaten a Fucker Burger before going on this trip, or ever.

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09-13-12: going to die

Married To The Sea comic: going to die * Text: Going to die? No, my dear, you're not going to die...And you're not going to get paid, but think of how this will look on your resume!

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09-12-12: ball pit kicks butt

Married To The Sea comic: ball pit kicks butt * Text: This ball pit kicks butt! The only thing I don't like about it is that weird guy in the corner. I'm not a weird guy... I'm just a regular kid, with a lot of ponies, and you can be a kid at any age, for your information.

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09-11-12: we just some goraffes

Married To The Sea comic: we just some goraffes * Text: WE JUST SOME GORAFFES, MAN, STOP LOOKIN AT US SO MUCH YEAH, YOU NEVER SEEN A GORAFFE BEFORE?

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09-10-12: dont tread on me

Married To The Sea comic: dont tread on me * Text: DON'T TREAD ON ME unless you're rich, male, and white

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09-09-12: flowers slogan

Married To The Sea comic: flowers slogan * Text: Flowers

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09-08-12: my taxes

Married To The Sea comic: my taxes * Text: Why do you need to see my taxes? I...the...freedom. It's all about freedom, not taxes. Who loves the USA? Put your hands together.

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09-07-12: already did my part

Married To The Sea comic: already did my part * Text: No way, I'm not touching that gross litter! I already did my part, remember? I retweeted your litter-pickup tweet. I've got over two hundred followers.

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09-06-12: nope no people

Married To The Sea comic: nope no people * Text: Nope, no people as far as the eye can see....Well, I mean, I see Indians, but, lol.

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09-05-12: smoke right inside

Married To The Sea comic: smoke right inside * Text: And so, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you: Is it not bad-ass to smoke right inside the court? Does it not relax you as all hell?

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09-04-12: vote regret

Married To The Sea comic: vote regret * Text: I'm starting to think I shouldn't have voted for that party that took away all my rights.

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09-03-12: olde tyme tennis

Married To The Sea comic: olde tyme tennis * Text: Gentlemen what if we were to move the Net to the centre of the Tennis court A horrid idea, for we would trip on it, and it would catch the Ball

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09-02-12: a good plaster job

Married To The Sea comic: a good plaster job * Text: I'd better do a good job on this plaster. When this building turns into a campus slum, some bro idiot will want to punch holes in it, and I don't want it to break before that.

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09-01-12: back on the highway

Married To The Sea comic: back on the highway * Text: How the hell do I get back on the highway from here?

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec