Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

06-30-13: barfing up

Married To The Sea comic: barfing up * Text: Is he barfing up a whole eagle? Ignore it, man, he does it like every day.

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06-29-13: my dignity

Married To The Sea comic: my dignity * Text: Well, boy? Do you see my dignity down there? 'Fraid not, mister...You musta lost that when you started spending your rent money on Candy Crush.

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06-28-13: u mad bro

Married To The Sea comic: u mad bro * Text: He's right. I actually am mad...bro.

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06-27-13: listing fisting

Married To The Sea comic: listing fisting * Text: No, listing. You know, making lists. I've never heard of fisting. Can you tell me what it's about?

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06-26-13: power outage clock

Married To The Sea comic: power outage clock * Text: AAAHH your power went out for thirty seconds and now I don't know what the fuck!!!!!

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06-25-13: protecting a garden

Married To The Sea comic: protecting a garden * Text: Psh, like I give a fuck about protecting a garden, trick.

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06-24-13: angel of toilet paper

Married To The Sea comic: angel of toilet paper * Text: It's me, the angel of Put The Toilet Paper On The Holder The Right Way! I'm here because you put the toilet paper on the right way!

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06-23-13: get that horse

Married To The Sea comic: get that horse * Text: Get that horse, boys! Let's find out why he's so hairy and growling!

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06-22-13: lord of the ring

Married To The Sea comic: lord of the ring * Text: Shit. How am I going to lord of the ring now?

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06-21-13: bout it

Married To The Sea comic: bout it * Text: Get out there  absorb some food if u bout it, intestines

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06-20-13: rts are not endorsements

Married To The Sea comic: rts are not endorsements * Text: He beat the knocker against the door, slowly at first, then faster, working his way to a merciless, rapid pounding. But it was no use. RTs were not endorsements, no matter how hard he believed them to be.

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06-19-13: conga face

Married To The Sea comic: conga face * Text: Should I be smiling? No, no, I should grimace. Like a guitarist. Does anyone say

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06-18-13: im ostrich

Married To The Sea comic: im ostrich * Text: I'm ostrich You nostrich

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06-17-13: no berries

Married To The Sea comic: no berries * Text:

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06-16-13: a delicious meal

Married To The Sea comic: a delicious meal * Text: Gentlemen, this is delicious! I shall call this dish...

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06-15-13: divine creator

Married To The Sea comic: divine creator * Text: I ask you, gentlemen: IF there is no divine Creator, then who put in all these walkways and handrails that just happen to fit human tourists perfectly???

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06-14-13: not a real doctor

Married To The Sea comic: not a real doctor * Text: Phineas, I'm starting to think this Dr. Octagon isn't a real doctor.

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06-13-13: we meet again

Married To The Sea comic: we meet again * Text: We meet again, Sphinx. And this time, we both have a dozen dead cats inside us.

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06-12-13: teacher life

Married To The Sea comic: teacher life * Text: No, Thomas. IF there's one trick-ass bitch in this classroom, it's you. Fuck outta my face. Teacher life. We doin this.

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06-11-13: sailboat brand strategy

Married To The Sea comic: sailboat brand strategy * Text: Yes, I know it's a sailboat, Henry. I'm asking you how we're going to make money from sailing this boat. What's its brand? Do you even have a brand strategy?

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06-10-13: going to war

Married To The Sea comic: going to war * Text: Oh, right, we're going to war. Yet another puff piece by the lamestream media.

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06-09-13: oh nooooo satan

Married To The Sea comic: oh nooooo satan * Text: Ohhh, I'm soooo scared, Satan. Don't jab me with your bigass fork, noooo. Hahaha. That probably works a little better on people who don't live in a lake of fire, dude.

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06-08-13: much horsier

Married To The Sea comic: much horsier * Text: You're right, Louise, this is fantastic! Much horsier than the

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06-07-13: a cow titty

Married To The Sea comic: a cow titty * Text: I wonder if he knows this

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06-06-13: comments section

Married To The Sea comic: comments section * Text: My mom knows someone who made $23,000 in 1 month. Someone brush that nasty ass horse tail. Horses... LMAO. Try to hit that other guy!

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06-05-13: under the sea

Married To The Sea comic: under the sea * Text: I'm happy to report that our friend Fisherman David, long thought drowned, is very happy with his life under the sea. He hasn't said a word since I arrived, but he hasn't stopped smiling, either.

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06-04-13: the american farmers dilemma

Married To The Sea comic: the american farmers dilemma * Text: You want me to go back to growing twenty different vegetables on my farm instead of just corn? Well, first you gotta learn to eat something other than Hot Pockets and Lean Pockets, you goddamned baby.

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06-03-13: summer is almost here

Married To The Sea comic: summer is almost here * Text: Summer is almost here! (This is what summer would look like, if you didn't spend every summer inside, on the computer.)

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06-02-13: human rollerskating

Married To The Sea comic: human rollerskating * Text: I also like rollerskating. We have many human traits in common. I misspoke. We have many similar traits. No need to mention species. Human is assumed. Yes.

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06-01-13: hear my words

Married To The Sea comic: hear my words * Text: Go! go, birds, up into the sky's expanse! Hear my words and heed my will!

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec