Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

04-30-14: a value on our love

Married To The Sea comic: a value on our love * Text: I can't put a value on our love, either, Anna, but as an actuary I'd estimate its worth at roughly $6,800.

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04-29-14: worm dreams

Married To The Sea comic: worm dreams * Text: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP I'M HOPING OT EITHER GO INTO NURSING, PHYSICAL THERAPY, OR EATING DIRT AND BREATHING THROUGH MY SKIN

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04-28-14: dont call me ganesh

Married To The Sea comic: dont call me ganesh * Text: Did you just fucking call me Ganesh? Anytime a God has over two arms you just call 'em Ganesh? That's what you do? Just because I'm fake like every other god you don't bother to learn my name? Typical.

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04-27-14: iceberg ahead

Married To The Sea comic: iceberg ahead * Text: An ice what? A berg? Like a town? That sounds intense, I wanna go to ice town! Full speed ahead!

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04-26-14: what dark magic

Married To The Sea comic: what dark magic * Text: What dark magic manifests this leering at me with his dead eyes?! JAMES YOU HAVE A FAKE ARM IN YOUR LEFT SLEEVE AND YOUR REAL LEFT ARM IS INSIDE THE PUPPET

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04-25-14: phlogiston at risk

Married To The Sea comic: phlogiston at risk * Text: Your phlogiston may be at risk! Phlogiston is real and yours is probably messed up. Get a free consultation and ignore what

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04-24-14: bonermobile

Married To The Sea comic: bonermobile * Text: Sorry, men, the Bonermobile stops for no one. If your ride lasts for more than four hours, see a doctor.

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04-23-14: coolerbaby

Married To The Sea comic: coolerbaby * Text:

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04-22-14: poop sewer

Married To The Sea comic: poop sewer * Text: Whoa, hold on. They put poop down in here? Like...doo-doo? Seriously? Ugh, I think I'm gonna be sick. No one told me the sewer was all doody.

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04-21-14: sponge it

Married To The Sea comic: sponge it * Text: Sponge it until it's spotless, Clara! I don't want those cyberbullys to think they've pushed me to dirty armor.

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04-20-14: scales of justice

Married To The Sea comic: scales of justice * Text: Okay, I'm here and I have the scales of justice! You know the rules: Justice is fake and rich white men shall prosper. Who wants judged first?

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04-19-14: find a way

Married To The Sea comic: find a way * Text: Closed...Some sort of latching device I cannot activate...Oh, if I could only find a way to open these doors!

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04-18-14: content you idiots

Married To The Sea comic: content you idiots * Text: Content, you idiots! Make some content! I can't just go out on the web and steal oh my fuck, wait, I can probably make an entire site out of stolen content.

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04-17-14: continue to resist

Married To The Sea comic: continue to resist * Text: Sir, I shall ask you for the last time to come with me down to the station. If you continue to resist, I will be forced to tell you rather than asking.

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04-16-14: jockey horses

Married To The Sea comic: jockey horses * Text: Once fused with the horses, the jockeys had to deposit their own coins out of pocket to pay for the weigh-ins. (Technically speaking, out of horse-pocket.)

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04-15-14: classical greeked

Married To The Sea comic: classical greeked * Text: Ah, shit...amphoras everywhere, nude statuette...Lada musta got Classical Greeked out and fainted.

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04-14-14: i dont want excuses

Married To The Sea comic: i dont want excuses * Text: I don't want excuses! I want to go twice as fast as I did with one turtle. That's why I bought a second turtle.

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04-13-14: defeated the monster

Married To The Sea comic: defeated the monster * Text: If I stay up here, and the great monster can't find me, that's actually a defeat for him, because he can't eat or kill me, so it's technically right if I say later that I defeated him. Since it was my idea to go in the tree.

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04-12-14: spiky ass building

Married To The Sea comic: spiky ass building * Text: damn that building all spiked up sharp ass structure dumbass porcupine church

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04-11-14: different dirt

Married To The Sea comic: different dirt * Text: Trust me, there's a blob of dirt out in the water that we should go to. Hell yeah. You like standing on this different dirt? It's not the same as the dirt that's attached to the other dirt.

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04-10-14: bad ideas vs good ideas

Married To The Sea comic: bad ideas vs good ideas * Text: Go to church, support our troops, and work for a good company! Okay, so this is gonna sound weird, but that's actually the bad idea guy over there.

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04-09-14: let me down mother

Married To The Sea comic: let me down mother * Text: God damn it, mother! Let me down at once! Helium is a non-renewable resource!

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04-08-14: give me the hot dog

Married To The Sea comic: give me the hot dog * Text: I shan't give you the hot-dog, Harrison! I shan't relinquish my best meat!

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04-07-14: headshame

Married To The Sea comic: headshame * Text: No, no, I get it. You want to headshame me? Fine. We'll see who has the last Tumbl.

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04-06-14: all the good bands

Married To The Sea comic: all the good bands * Text: What if I told you I liked all the good bands, like Neutral Milk, and other good ones? Would you still need to sleep on the roof like a weird idiot then?

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04-05-14: bird discovers the egg

Married To The Sea comic: bird discovers the egg * Text: O what appears before me? An egge? Long have I wanted to taste your yellow delight. And now you shall go into my mouth

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04-04-14: the shape of your bloodpipes

Married To The Sea comic: the shape of your bloodpipes * Text: The shape of the bloodpipes in your hand tells me you'd respond well to hand massage by a professional. Like myself. Expensive, but well worth the cost. What do you say?

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04-03-14: named after me

Married To The Sea comic: named after me * Text: Whole building's named after me, in fact! Only problem is, they thought my name was Carnegie. Weird mix-up, but their heart was in the right place, so I ain't mad.

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04-02-14: stop the espying

Married To The Sea comic: stop the espying * Text: No, no, we shan't stop the e-spying, and we shan't discuss it further. Let's move on. Your demographic suggests you'd like an e-site that shows videos. Why not log-in to that and forget about all of this?

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04-01-14: political prisoner

Married To The Sea comic: political prisoner * Text: I'm not a political prisoner! I just happened to go to jail because of some politics stuff I said about the ruling party.

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec