Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

12-31-14: turkey stock

Married To The Sea comic: turkey stock * Text: And this year, I promise to actually make turkey stock with the bones and rubber parts of the turkey, instead of just saying I'm going to do it, and throwing them all out two weeks later. Amen.

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12-30-14: rat king invitation

Married To The Sea comic: rat king invitation * Text: You are cordially invited to join our...rat king Bring your tails and get ready to tangle!

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12-29-14: nigerian prince

Married To The Sea comic: nigerian prince * Text: I'm actually, haha, this is weird, but I'm a prince in Nigeria. All I need is like a little bit of money, maybe sixteen hundred bucks, and I can get like way more from Nigeria. We're talking millions.

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12-28-14: wow thanks some fruits

Married To The Sea comic: wow thanks some fruits * Text: Wow, thanks! Some fruits which grew on a tree and have no chocolate! I'm definitely going to eat these, probably while I read an un-electric book!!!

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12-27-14: yeah yeah mush

Married To The Sea comic: yeah yeah mush * Text: Yeah! Yeeeah! Keep running like this and the cops...The uh, other competitors...Race people...will never catch us!I mean, why would cops even...Mush! Mush! Yeahhhh!!!

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12-26-14: facebook friends

Married To The Sea comic: facebook friends * Text: No, we're not Facebook friends. We need to keep some excitement in our relationship. What would we talk about if we didn't get served different feed advertising or different promoted posts?

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12-25-14: fuck off babies

Married To The Sea comic: fuck off babies * Text: Graaarrr! Fuck off, you damn babies!

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12-24-14: yankin some fish

Married To The Sea comic: yankin some fish * Text: I, uh...I weren't yankin' fish out the pond or nothin'. I found...I'm holding this stick and string for someone. A friend. I don't really know his name.

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12-23-14: no thermostat

Married To The Sea comic: no thermostat * Text: No thermostat at all? None? How do you optimize the air temperature to lifehack your way to higher productivity, then?!

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12-22-14: were drug free

Married To The Sea comic: were drug free * Text: We're drug-free! There's no way we'd have the energy to dress up in costumes and party all night if we took drugs.

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12-21-14: not a big deal

Married To The Sea comic: not a big deal * Text: No, it's not a big deal. I'll eat a pizza with a meat or pepperoni on it. Why not? It'll fuck up the taste, and it won't be good, but yeah, I could do it, if I needed to.

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12-20-14: circle game

Married To The Sea comic: circle game * Text: I wanna quit Circle game. It's not even fun and I'm getting super hungry. I heard that, Stephanie, and like hell you'll quit. It's not Semi-Circle Game.

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12-19-14: little men stop praying

Married To The Sea comic: little men stop praying * Text: Tsh. Little men, stop. I listen to my peacock now. He tell me a much better story. Peacock, continue. Tell me what third little pig did.

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12-18-14: what is a tech stock

Married To The Sea comic: what is a tech stock * Text: What the fuck is a tech stock? What the fuck even is tech???

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12-17-14: either you like me

Married To The Sea comic: either you like me * Text: One, Christopher. One. You circle one. Either you like me, or you don't. Of course, m'lady. And if I were not sure, I would add an option

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12-16-14: the guest of honor

Married To The Sea comic: the guest of honor * Text: The guest of honor? That's so generous of you! Yes, of course I'll attend your pig roast!

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12-15-14: down the mountain

Married To The Sea comic: down the mountain * Text: Here we go, boys, down the mountain. Try to climb back up to the top by nightfall. Lawrence, remember, if you have to eat each other to survive, you're the smart one, so trick your brother into being the meat one.

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12-14-14: you catch anything

Married To The Sea comic: you catch anything * Text: Catch anything? No, friend...You don't come out here to catch fish. You come out here to get away from the hustle and bustle of freeganing food out of dumpsters. Don't get me wrong, it's a great life, but everyone needs a break from digging rotten mangos out of a trash can.

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12-13-14: anonymous online

Married To The Sea comic: anonymous online * Text: It's anonymous, and it's online, so of course I believe it. Are you saying you don't?!

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12-12-14: no vaccines

Married To The Sea comic: no vaccines * Text: No vaccines! My kids deserve the right to be violent ill.

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12-11-14: book disclaimer

Married To The Sea comic: book disclaimer * Text: Oh, a disclaimer...I'd better read this to you first before we get into the story itself. Warning: This book is a load of horse ass and if you read it, it's like a horse presses his ass on your mind.

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12-10-14: raw dog bonus

Married To The Sea comic: raw dog bonus * Text: Raw Dog Bonus! You got: BABY 50,000 points

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12-09-14: im not a hater

Married To The Sea comic: im not a hater * Text: Danny, no, look...I'm not a

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12-08-14: george washington quote

Married To The Sea comic: george washington quote * Text: You know what else sucks? Emojis. Because if you need to say an idea, just use words, not little pictures.

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12-07-14: gamers are people too

Married To The Sea comic: gamers are people too * Text: Gamers are people too! We have rights as gamers! Playing video games is an identity! Mom, what does

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12-06-14: your cappucino chips

Married To The Sea comic: your cappucino chips * Text: You think I want to eat your cappuccino chips just 'cause you don't want em? Some jackhole named Chad said to make coffee chips, so you bought them, and of course they're not good, so you're like, feed 'em to the goat? I mean, yeah, I'll eat em, but, come on.

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12-05-14: contemplation of the dog

Married To The Sea comic: contemplation of the dog * Text: If I bark at everything, I may as well bark at nothing. It's the same, and it-WHAT'S THAT SOUND? WHAT WAS THAT? BARK! BAR BAR BARK!

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12-04-14: this is hard

Married To The Sea comic: this is hard * Text: This is hard! Are you sure you guys are all blindfolded? Yeah, none of us can see a thing. You're just horrible at this, David.

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12-03-14: you dont know swag

Married To The Sea comic: you dont know swag * Text: You don't even know what swag is, Gina! Swag is like wonton soup, dick. Wet like wonton soup. Swag.

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12-02-14: the original doomsday preppers

Married To The Sea comic: the original doomsday preppers * Text: Go on, chat instead of doomsday-prep. We'll see who's still free when that socialist Andrew Jackson comes to take away our muskets and give us all cholera.

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12-01-14: toot toot modern bicycle

Married To The Sea comic: toot toot modern bicycle * Text: Toot toot! Come out, neighbors, friends, strangers, and well-wishers of all sorts! I am riding my extremely modern bicycle and I am ready to answer such questions as

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec