Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

01-31-14: my inside worms and cages

Married To The Sea comic: my inside worms and cages * Text: Ugh, my inside worms is all over the place, and my cages is all up in my armpits. Yeah!!! That's more like it!!!!!

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01-30-14: you want some vitamin d

Married To The Sea comic: you want some vitamin d * Text: Hey, you want some Vitamin D HAHah okay here you go. What? That cancer thing on your skin? Ignore that.

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01-29-14: the ultimate fate

Married To The Sea comic: the ultimate fate * Text: And so we resign ourselves: The ultimate fate. Haha what? Are you talking about console gaming? PC gaming supremacy.

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01-28-14: bring it back

Married To The Sea comic: bring it back * Text: Bring it back as soon as you can, Pierre...I need that to protect my soft, fragile brain.

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01-27-14: whoa my bad

Married To The Sea comic: whoa my bad * Text: Whoa!!! That was supposed to blow up a taxi driver! My bad!

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01-26-14: fighting the revolution

Married To The Sea comic: fighting the revolution * Text: I'm fighting the Revolution in my own way. Just the other day, I agreed with a man, in conversation, that we should have a Revolution! That's just as good as fighting, if not better, don't you think?

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01-25-14: my stupid throatpipe

Married To The Sea comic: my stupid throatpipe * Text: Yes! I finally did it! I blocked up my stupid throatpipe so I can finally return to the void from which my consciousness arose!!!

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01-24-14: ball lickers of the world unite

Married To The Sea comic: ball lickers of the world unite * Text: Hell yeah. Nothing like the sandpapery tongue of toxoplasmosis to give my balls the sandpapering they really need.

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01-23-14: horse roids

Married To The Sea comic: horse roids * Text: I ain't on no horse roids! I'm ripped from hard work and a good diet! And I'm mad cause you keep askin'! Ain't no horse rage!!!

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01-22-14: not saying you have a hump

Married To The Sea comic: not saying you have a hump * Text: No, no, not at all. I'm not saying you have a hump. We just need a bit of extra room in the middle where your...muscles are.

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01-21-14: new media

Married To The Sea comic: new media * Text: I hate tidying these books...Perhaps I'll create a new form of media that glorifies ignorance.

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01-20-14: hyper rich taxation

Married To The Sea comic: hyper rich taxation * Text: Think about it...if you mess up all the taxes and stuff for the hyper-rich, then what happens to you when you make $80,000,000 one day? You get taxed all to heck! It's really about watching out for yourself in this case.

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01-19-14: diamond ring

Married To The Sea comic: diamond ring * Text: Hold up, Elizabeth...Let's rewing that back a little. You don't want a diamond ring because of the animals that were harmed to make it? Do you know what animals are?

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01-18-14: killing children

Married To The Sea comic: killing children * Text: You don't like killing children for the Lord? Well, there's the door, which the Lord made, by the way, just FYI.

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01-17-14: please free me

Married To The Sea comic: please free me * Text: Please free me from this prison.

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01-16-14: a bad investment

Married To The Sea comic: a bad investment * Text: Now, I'll admit that my hygiene products are part of a pyramid scheme to sell overpriced shampoo to resellers at inflated prices, but that doesn't mean it's a bad investment!

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01-15-14: better be careful

Married To The Sea comic: better be careful * Text: Shit, I'd better be careful...I don't wanna get Jang SonkThaek'ed.

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01-14-14: burger bunnies

Married To The Sea comic: burger bunnies * Text: I'm cleanin' out burger bunnies. You don't sweep them burgbuns, and soon as you turn around, they clog up the hop, and no one can do the twist.

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01-13-14: geographies americas pride

Married To The Sea comic: geographies americas pride * Text: Geographies: America's Pride Wait, is the states supposed to be like that? Gimme the remote.

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01-12-14: thought about celebrities

Married To The Sea comic: thought about celebrities * Text: Oh, no! I swore I'd never do it, but I thought about celebrities!

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01-11-14: things are gonna change

Married To The Sea comic: things are gonna change * Text: You see that, kid? Things are gonna change, not just around here, but in the whole world. The air'll be choked with lead, and sulfur, and carbon dioxide, and we'll heat the earth as we yell at each other from inside our wheel-wagons. It'll be grand! Just you wait.

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01-10-14: time to be awake

Married To The Sea comic: time to be awake * Text: Yay! Time to be awake! Ask your doctor if being too stupid for chronic depression is right for you.

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01-09-14: spectre of death

Married To The Sea comic: spectre of death * Text: Maybe the spectre of death wants to do something other than loom. You constantly-dying-ass assholes ever think about that?!

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01-08-14: wake up wake up

Married To The Sea comic: wake up wake up * Text: Wake up! Wake the fuck up!!! Toyotathon is almost over!!!!!

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01-07-14: the grandma wolf

Married To The Sea comic: the grandma wolf * Text:

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01-06-14: mission failed incense

Married To The Sea comic: mission failed incense * Text: Mission Failed! You failed to deliver the incense to the magical baby.

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01-05-14: come with me friend

Married To The Sea comic: come with me friend * Text: Come with me, friend, to the paradise that awaits you in Heaven! Hey, whoa, whoa, hold on, I just noticed you were poor? No, you can't...no. Sorry.

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01-04-14: a response from santa

Married To The Sea comic: a response from santa * Text: Dear Kaelynn, Thank you for your query. Unfortunately, we do not agree that an Android phone is an

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01-03-14: dont be a rat

Married To The Sea comic: dont be a rat * Text: No, that's really funny.

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01-02-14: dont kill the spider

Married To The Sea comic: dont kill the spider * Text: No! Don't! I just want to catch bugs and crawl on you while you're asleep! We're on the same side!

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01-01-14: all the fish you need

Married To The Sea comic: all the fish you need * Text: I can give you all the fish you need, m'lady! So can the creek, bro, and it don't m'lady me.

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec