Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

11-30-14: what a worrisome noise

Married To The Sea comic: what a worrisome noise * Text: What a worrisome noise! Still, if the proprietor was right, this contraption should strip away my youthful exuberance, if I stay here for at least 40 years.

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11-29-14: horses are forever

Married To The Sea comic: horses are forever * Text: Hahaha! Horses are forever! You're just a passing fad, combustion-carriage! He's right! Damn! I am doomed. Horses are the true way to travel.

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11-28-14: laugh away plebes

Married To The Sea comic: laugh away plebes * Text: Psh. Laugh away, plebes. It's actually much cooler to be pissed off all the time.

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11-27-14: nice to meet you

Married To The Sea comic: nice to meet you * Text: Nice to meet you. Your mother says you're into sucking tit? Excellent hobby, young man.

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11-26-14: picked up a baby

Married To The Sea comic: picked up a baby * Text: Ohhh, you're sooo strong, you picked up a baby. Big deal. I can pick  up a baby too. That's why I wanted to knock down this statue and put up one of me. Make it so I'm holding 2 babies. Swag.

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11-25-14: exercise standing desk

Married To The Sea comic: exercise standing desk * Text: Exercise? Psh. I don't pay tribute to such an antiquated idea of health. I've got a standing desk now. This, plus a berry you can only find in Mongolia, is all I need to stay healthy.

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11-24-14: how you like that

Married To The Sea comic: how you like that * Text: Hee-yah! How d'you like that? Who's Mr. Hands now, smart guy? I'm actually still Mr. Hands, but, okay.

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11-23-14: he thinks he controls me

Married To The Sea comic: he thinks he controls me * Text: Dude thinks he controls me. Hell naw. I go left cause I want to go left. I want him to think he's in control. I shit when I walk. I do what I want.

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11-22-14: dont like it

Married To The Sea comic: dont like it * Text: How should I tell shawty I actually don't like it when she pop it? I actually don't like it like uh. Like unnnhhh.

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11-21-14: burger combo

Married To The Sea comic: burger combo * Text: Okay, I'm going to ask one last time. You want the burger combo, minus fries, and without the meat or vegetables? Instead of a grilled cheese sandwich? Okay. Got it.

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11-20-14: when i was your age

Married To The Sea comic: when i was your age * Text: Well, when I was your age, I didn't ever have a LinkedIn, so take it down a notch.

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11-19-14: stop your twerking

Married To The Sea comic: stop your twerking * Text: Stop, Thomas! Cease your twerking! There's a time for that, Thomas, and it was last year.

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11-18-14: dungeon explorers

Married To The Sea comic: dungeon explorers * Text: You brought... Is that a key? And Martin, you brought a shovel?! Don't talk shit to me. You can't open a door with a shovel, so I think I'm ahead here.

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11-17-14: learn to tweet

Married To The Sea comic: learn to tweet * Text: The fuck is

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11-16-14: whats bothering hannah

Married To The Sea comic: whats bothering hannah * Text: I wonder what's bothering Hannah. What is

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11-15-14: you goin in there

Married To The Sea comic: you goin in there * Text: Hey, man...you goin' in there? Don't bother...Nothing for sale. Nope. Apparently that rummage thing was just once. Most of the time it's just singing.

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11-14-14: those crazy europeans

Married To The Sea comic: those crazy europeans * Text: Yeah, Martin, they do. They eat with the fork in their left hand instead of switching it to their right hand after they use their knife. They also have a public healthcare system, so you tell me who won that one.

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11-13-14: the fuck you mean

Married To The Sea comic: the fuck you mean * Text: The fuck you mean? I just love the tambourine. I could play anything I want. I chose this life, hoes.

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11-12-14: the other plants

Married To The Sea comic: the other plants * Text: The other plants like water just fine! You some kind of terrorist? Nothing to say? Now you gonna be silent, huh? Terrorist fuckin' spike plant. Green dick plant. Ass.

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11-11-14: rap conversation

Married To The Sea comic: rap conversation * Text: It's wonderful, Annie. They talk or yell over the instruments, instead of singing, and they're allowed to curse as much as they please.

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11-10-14: shit my cubes

Married To The Sea comic: shit my cubes * Text: Shit! My cubes! Ugh. The sides of those aren't equal. They're parallelepipeds, idiots.

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11-09-14: keep it together

Married To The Sea comic: keep it together * Text: Keep it together, Lawrence. It's just acid. It'll wear off by morning. Just keep your shit together. What's acid, uncle Lawrence? Oh fuck she can read my thoughts

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11-08-14: god isnt real

Married To The Sea comic: god isnt real * Text: No, no, Effie! That doesn't mean God isn't real! It just means God wanted your dogs to both die.

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11-07-14: get off me sheep

Married To The Sea comic: get off me sheep * Text: Get off me, sheep! I'm just out here tryin'a pop some molly and live my life. That's not  molly, it's chronic low-dosage antibiotics, but that's fine, I'll leave.

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11-06-14: better keep up

Married To The Sea comic: better keep up * Text: I can't see what I'm even doing. I'd better make a leg like that guy in front of me. I'd better make a leg like that guy in front of me. I'd better make a leg like that guy in front of me. I'd better make a leg like that guy in front of me. I'd better make a leg like that guy in front of me.

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11-05-14: throw your ballot out

Married To The Sea comic: throw your ballot out * Text: Heh, they're going to throw your ballot out because you voted for the wrong-I mean, because it's, uh, the paper is messed up.

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11-04-14: hell yeah voting

Married To The Sea comic: hell yeah voting * Text: Hell yeah! I can't wait to vote for one of the two corporate-controlled parties in my heavily gerrymandered congressional district!

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11-03-14: also furthermore

Married To The Sea comic: also furthermore * Text: 8. Also, furthermore, when you posted online to say that the one thing was good, it's actually not.

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11-02-14: gimme two babies

Married To The Sea comic: gimme two babies * Text: Yeah! Two of em! Perfect! Do these come pre-loaded with anything or do I gotta teach em how to read and shit?

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11-01-14: look at all that

Married To The Sea comic: look at all that * Text: Look at all that tissue paper, waster on an...A neck-draggy thing. Dammit. I could have done so many crafts with that.

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec