Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

10-31-14: decorating cakes

Married To The Sea comic: decorating cakes * Text: Wow...Decorating cakes might be my true passion! Maybe I should open a cake shop downtown and run it for five months before I go bankrupt!

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10-30-14: its not a choice

Married To The Sea comic: its not a choice * Text: It most certainly is a choice, Cyber-Kayden, to stand outside in line to buy a consumer product. Call me names if you like, but in my day, we went outside for something more reasonable: to get better cell signal.

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10-29-14: social media market share

Married To The Sea comic: social media market share * Text: Social Media Market Share Clickbook Talkytime Frndz Hi Hypertalk Telehugs Phonebuds Palchat

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10-28-14: the dorito umbrella

Married To The Sea comic: the dorito umbrella * Text: What the-! Ugh! Those imbeciles at Umbrella Warehouse are lucky I like Doritos, or this would have been ugly.

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10-27-14: come one come all

Married To The Sea comic: come one come all * Text: Come one, come all! See the lady who put her dress on backwards! She don't even know her bobos are all hangin' out! She just standing here like nothing wrong! Wow look some bobos All out and everything

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10-26-14: my good sir

Married To The Sea comic: my good sir * Text: My good sir, in your reply to my reply, your grammar was partially incorrect, and thus I insist your argument has no merit.

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10-25-14: look hes eating

Married To The Sea comic: look hes eating * Text: Look, he's eating all this old grass. I told you he'd eat anything. Now give me that cat.

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10-24-14: play the trombone

Married To The Sea comic: play the trombone * Text: I shall play the trombone over amongst these rocks no you shall dash it upon those rocks, foul bone-honker

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10-23-14: ill be in the yard

Married To The Sea comic: ill be in the yard * Text: I'll be in the yard. Snapchat me if you need anything. No snapchats, I'll assume you're good. We cool?

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10-22-14: i said ouch

Married To The Sea comic: i said ouch * Text: I said ouch! I didn't say stop! Pull these big white motherfuckers or I'm never going to be as pretty as Twilight Sparkle.

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10-21-14: the wishbone

Married To The Sea comic: the wishbone * Text: Nice! Maybe I'll get that promotion at work now! Damn it! Now Final Fantasy is never going to become real!!!

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10-20-14: fly bird fly

Married To The Sea comic: fly bird fly * Text: Fly, bird!!! Fly that bill back to the fuckers it came from, and don't get shit until you get there!

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10-19-14: irl webinar

Married To The Sea comic: irl webinar * Text: Welcome to my

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10-18-14: feel your pulse

Married To The Sea comic: feel your pulse * Text: Well, I can't feel your pulse either, doctor. Does that mean you're dead? Dumbass.

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10-17-14: coming out your eyes

Married To The Sea comic: coming out your eyes * Text: What the hell is that coming out your eyes, girl? That some kind of lizard shit? Like a lizard communication, like in nature? Ugh. Damn. Don't get those reptile drops on my hanky.

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10-16-14: leave my shop

Married To The Sea comic: leave my shop * Text: Please, sir, just leave my shop. I don't know what an lmao is, but I'll thank you to keep it away from my small-trees.

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10-15-14: sitting is bad

Married To The Sea comic: sitting is bad * Text: Attention! Attention! Everyone! Sitting is bad and unhealthy! All of us must stand up immediately, and all day, from now on. Thank you, that is all.

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10-14-14: get off me assholes

Married To The Sea comic: get off me assholes * Text: Get off me, assholes! I already told y'all I don't play pogs no more! I had to go to pog detox and all that, and throw all my slammers in the dumpster! I ain't bout to go back to that life!

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10-13-14: im a libertarian now

Married To The Sea comic: im a libertarian now * Text: I'm a libertarian now, Mom. I don't need your help anymore. All I need is one push, just for a minute, since I'm not pointing downhill. Also, can you help me put on the mitten you bought me?

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10-12-14: careful loulou

Married To The Sea comic: careful loulou * Text: Careful, Loulou! These are iSticks. They cost me $350 each.

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10-11-14: okay mrs cow

Married To The Sea comic: okay mrs cow * Text: Okay, Mrs. Cow. Let's try this again. Hello, I'm Tess, and I'm here to milk you, and if I can't milk you, my dad has to shoot you in the head so we can eat your whole body.

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10-10-14: crapasaurus

Married To The Sea comic: crapasaurus * Text: This is a Crapasaurus. My dad told me all about it. He says it lived in the Asshole era and it subsisted on a diet of bullshit.

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10-09-14: yes this will do

Married To The Sea comic: yes this will do * Text: Yes...Yes, this will do! Bring me my Pinterest! I wish to add this to my

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10-08-14: 5 great things to do with seafood

Married To The Sea comic: 5 great things to do with seafood * Text: 5 great things to do with seafood 1. Throw it in the trash 2. Throw it in the trash 3. Throw it in the trash 4. Throw it in the trash 5. Throw it in the trash

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10-07-14: its time to come with me

Married To The Sea comic: its time to come with me * Text: It's time to come with me! Is it what? Uhh, yeah. It's...sure. It's a lot like Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

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10-06-14: settle with a dance off

Married To The Sea comic: settle with a dance off * Text: We shall settle this with...A dance-off! Yeah, dance it off! Yeah! I'm not dancing with you. You can have the last cup of coffee. I'll just make a new pot. Christ.

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10-05-14: the deal is done

Married To The Sea comic: the deal is done * Text: The deal is done! Now it's time for us to figure out how to fuck over the other one without breaking the law.

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10-04-14: stop playing wonton soup

Married To The Sea comic: stop playing wonton soup * Text: Stop, stop playing. Stop.

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10-03-14: before you hang me

Married To The Sea comic: before you hang me * Text: Okay, so... Before you hang me, just hear me out a sec about my rounded-Earth idea. I'm not saying it's definitely round, but, like, what if the oceans kind of bent around, and on the other side, they connected- Ha! It's a joke. Just a joke. Who would believe that? Put the noose away please.

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10-02-14: play basketball

Married To The Sea comic: play basketball * Text: My god, that's amazing! I never thought to play basketball, but now that you mention it, I can see myself enjoying such a sport! Thank you, my good man! Thank you!!!

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10-01-14: trivial human problems

Married To The Sea comic: trivial human problems * Text: From up here, all of our trivial human problems just seem like...Whoa, actually, hold on. Now they seem super important. Daaaaamn.

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec