Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

09-30-14: my prized horse

Married To The Sea comic: my prized horse * Text: Eat him? My prized horse? Ha! You must be kidding me. We won't chomp that beautiful, muscled horse-ass for at least six more months.

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09-29-14: how to fight inflation

Married To The Sea comic: how to fight inflation * Text: Fight inflation! Destroy all your money and discard it to remove it from circulation

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09-28-14: come on lets go

Married To The Sea comic: come on lets go * Text:

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09-27-14: people still get cancer

Married To The Sea comic: people still get cancer * Text: Wait, people still get cancer? I could have sworn I shared that image on Facebook that stopped it.

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09-26-14: paint everything white

Married To The Sea comic: paint everything white * Text: I don't know why I didn't think of this sooner! If I paint everything white, I'll know instantly if something's been spilled on it.

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09-25-14: welcome to the new world

Married To The Sea comic: welcome to the new world * Text: Whoa, who the hell are those people? Why they all leathered up? Shit, I didn't think there was gonna be anyone here. Shit. Fuuuuck. Think... Oh, uh, hey everyone! I saw some real indians over there, like from India! They, uh, are from a weird part of India, so they look different! Hell yeah.

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09-24-14: approved the loan

Married To The Sea comic: approved the loan * Text: I've got great news! We've approved the loan you requested. All I need to do is get your signature a few times, and we'll be ready to go. It's going to come out to $643 a month for 316 years.

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09-23-14: what i dont understand

Married To The Sea comic: what i dont understand * Text: what i don't understand is gourmet food like why are you gonna pay so much for something thats poop tomorrow

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09-22-14: ten thousand dollar club

Married To The Sea comic: ten thousand dollar club * Text: No, I believe you, ma'am! Of course I believe you've got $10,000 in that sack! I've just got to check, before I let you in the Ten Thousand Dollar Club. It's a technicality. I'm sure you understand.

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09-21-14: you stay in character

Married To The Sea comic: you stay in character * Text: Wow, you stay in character super well...

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09-20-14: fuck the dollar

Married To The Sea comic: fuck the dollar * Text: No, mom! Fuck that! Fuck the dollar.

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09-19-14: its the animals fault

Married To The Sea comic: its the animals fault * Text: BLLLBGghghhkk@! Fucking animal! you should have watched out when I made you run in this exact direction!

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09-18-14: the nature of criticism

Married To The Sea comic: the nature of criticism * Text: Hey guys! Those are some good seeds, huh? No, these are terrible seeds. It's like the plant didn't even try. Ugh. Oh, damn...So, uh...why are you eating them then? Yuck. These are soooo bad.

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09-17-14: ancient lullaby

Married To The Sea comic: ancient lullaby * Text: Hush little darling Don't say a word Papa's going to import Some brown marmorated stink-bugs

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09-16-14: the farmers descendants

Married To The Sea comic: the farmers descendants * Text: Hold on just a second...You're telling me that my descendants will not only have the fortune to live a life free of crushing manual labor in the city, but they'll then forgo their life of luxury to toil in an

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09-15-14: the simple pleasure

Married To The Sea comic: the simple pleasure * Text: Come now, Gruffy, we haven't much time. Soon enough, the tides will turn, and the simple pleasure of Mountain Dew will devolve into a sickly-sweet collection of multi-colored codes and blasts.

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09-14-14: wonder whats inside

Married To The Sea comic: wonder whats inside * Text: Wonder what's inside this doll-Fuuuuuck. Ooohhhhh fuuuuuck. It's another exact same doll, but smaller. Holy shiiiiit. Ho. Ly. Shit.

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09-13-14: stimulate the global economy

Married To The Sea comic: stimulate the global economy * Text: hey why dont you stimulate the global economy by purchasing some garbage from overseas I've got it! I'll buy everyone garbage from overseas!

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09-12-14: you are lovely

Married To The Sea comic: you are lovely * Text: You are lovely, Roland. It's just that your sideburns look like you're wearing the Prodigy guy's face upside down, as a mask.

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09-11-14: almost done

Married To The Sea comic: almost done * Text: Almost done. Now we gonna brush your penis off just a lil' bit. Just a touch. Few minutes is all.

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09-10-14: freaking crotchspawn

Married To The Sea comic: freaking crotchspawn * Text: that look on that freaking crotch-spawn's mom's face was classic. Then everyone else in line started clapping. Whoa, that sounds like it definitely happened and is completely real!

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09-09-14: vacations are awesome

Married To The Sea comic: vacations are awesome * Text: Vacations are awesome. Vacations: our ostrich. Variations on a string. Variations in Austria. Variance is a dryer. Variant does Australia. Vacuum this daughter. Vaccines did autism.

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09-08-14: fuck you hammer

Married To The Sea comic: fuck you hammer * Text: Mgggghhhgf*f! My finger! Fucking hammer! It's your fault I keep using you to hit my hand over and over!!!

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09-07-14: the silent solitude

Married To The Sea comic: the silent solitude * Text: You mind if I crank one out here in the silent solitude of winter's cold embrace? Not at all, Benjamin. Crank away.

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09-06-14: lets go to mali

Married To The Sea comic: lets go to mali * Text: Ooooh, Mali! That's like the African version of my name! Molly! But in Africa! Daddy!!! Look! Let's take a trip to Mali!

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09-05-14: got that purp and kush

Married To The Sea comic: got that purp and kush * Text: You don't

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09-04-14: dont overthink things pt2

Married To The Sea comic: dont overthink things pt2 * Text: Is it cliche to play leapfrog, being that we're frogs? Are we just reinforcing everyone else's stereotypes of frogs as a species? Should we find something better to play? I LOVE PLAYING LEAPFROG

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09-03-14: bitcheese is worth a ton

Married To The Sea comic: bitcheese is worth a ton * Text: It's called BitCheese, sir, and it's actually real. It's more real than the cheese you got here, if you think about it. Real cheese is actually the fake kind.

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09-02-14: it might rain

Married To The Sea comic: it might rain * Text: You don't get it. You just don't get it, do you? Playing it off like

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09-01-14: smoke skulls

Married To The Sea comic: smoke skulls * Text: Yeah, it's addictive. Of course it is. But the main reason I smoke cigs is to make smoke-skulls. I ain't gonna lie-Look! There's one now.

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec