Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

04-30-15: call me a farmer

Married To The Sea comic: call me a farmer * Text: Motherfucker, I know you did not just call me a farmer. You said Grain Tech Guru. Yeah. I thought so.

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04-29-15: use a saddle

Married To The Sea comic: use a saddle * Text: AWWW HELL NO MAN, USE A SADDLE 'FORE I BUCK YOU COME ON MAN I JUST WASHED MY WHOLE MANE AND EVERYTHING

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04-28-15: the subjunctive

Married To The Sea comic: the subjunctive * Text:

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04-27-15: free cruise scam

Married To The Sea comic: free cruise scam * Text: YOU FELL FOR THAT FREE CRUISE THING? DAMN, SON, THE ONLY THING I FALL FOR IS A LEGITIMATE GOOD INVESTMENT...LIKE BITCOIN...YOU EVER HEARD OF BITCOIN BTW?

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04-26-15: against humanity

Married To The Sea comic: against humanity * Text: I don't think these are

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04-25-15: horse butt

Married To The Sea comic: horse butt * Text: Get...up...horse! You can't sit on your butt all day! I CAN AND IT'S CALLED THE INTERNET

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04-24-15: meninism is real

Married To The Sea comic: meninism is real * Text: What are you talking about? Meninism is SO real. It's...There's even a hashtag for it. They don't let fake stuff have a #.

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04-23-15: horse all wet

Married To The Sea comic: horse all wet * Text: Shit. I think I just got my horse all wet. Ain't nobody want to ride a wet horse.

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04-22-15: not a real terrorist

Married To The Sea comic: not a real terrorist * Text: I'm not, like, a real terrorist. I just joined up since they need someone to keep their boats from floating away. Not my business what they do with the boat.

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04-21-15: no horses allowed

Married To The Sea comic: no horses allowed * Text: No horses allowed? I'll just tell them this is an urse. Just an old urse, no horses here. Cause I read the sign. Perfect.

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04-20-15: queen a reggae band

Married To The Sea comic: queen a reggae band * Text: Queen: A Reggae Band. Mom, Why Did Freddie Mercury Die? Is this the real life. Is this just fantasy. Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality.

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04-19-15: embarrassed

Married To The Sea comic: embarrassed * Text: Did you mean embarrassed? You said...God damn it, you said

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04-18-15: whatever fountainhead is

Married To The Sea comic: whatever fountainhead is * Text: This had better get to the monster, or whatever Fountainhead is, pretty fast, or I'm not gonna read this big dusty piece of shit.

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04-17-15: the invisible horseman

Married To The Sea comic: the invisible horseman * Text: I know you're the Invisible Horseman, and your deeds are legendary, but to tell you the truth, sometimes it feels like I'm working by myself.

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04-16-15: ill end u boat

Married To The Sea comic: ill end u boat * Text: Come a little closer and I'll end u, boat...I'll be like...Welcome to my expandable mouth, floaty fucker

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04-15-15: horse wash

Married To The Sea comic: horse wash * Text: NO I'VE NEVER TRIED LICKING MY WHOLE BODY... SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IMPROVEMENT OVER HAVING A JOCKEY WASH ME BY HAND... YO WAIT ARE YOU SERIOUS? YOU ACTUALLY DO THAT?

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04-14-15: examples of adjectives

Married To The Sea comic: examples of adjectives * Text: Yes, I'm hungover. I'm also misanthropic, as a result of working in a public school. In addition, I'm stymied, unfulfilled, depressed, and rundown. These are all examples of adjectives.

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04-13-15: smh

Married To The Sea comic: smh * Text: SMH

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04-12-15: my dream as a child

Married To The Sea comic: my dream as a child * Text: It was my dream as a child to take out over a hundred thousand dollars in unforgivable loans in exchange for a degree that will never allow me to repay them, so, in closing, it turned out that I was the victor in the Battle of Hastings.

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04-11-15: 2005 horse

Married To The Sea comic: 2005 horse * Text: YOU look like 2005. That's what I should have said. No-style-having quarterhorse moron. That too.

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04-10-15: my food substitute

Married To The Sea comic: my food substitute * Text: No, no! Everyone asks that, haha! My food substitute isn't cum! It's hot, salty, and looks exactly like semen, but that's just a nickname. It's actually made of a mix of mucus, prostate fluid, and sperm.

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04-09-15: what the hell are u

Married To The Sea comic: what the hell are u * Text: Yo what the hell are u??? Are u a cat?? Is that what a cat is?

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04-08-15: pushy things

Married To The Sea comic: pushy things * Text: So, you know how to do the pushy things on the floor? And turn the main wheel there? Great. That's prob good enough. Let's go inside so you can pay and get out of here.

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04-07-15: selling pig

Married To The Sea comic: selling pig * Text: You're selling pig here? Are you trying to say something about me? You calling me fat? Is that what you're trying to do?!

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04-06-15: bird hunter

Married To The Sea comic: bird hunter * Text: Damn, that bird got some little wings.

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04-05-15: my fellow bears

Married To The Sea comic: my fellow bears * Text: Uh, hey...My...fellow bears. Just dressed up like a human for laughs...bear-y funny, right? Bear-y? Ha?

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04-04-15: who are all of you

Married To The Sea comic: who are all of you * Text: What the hell's going on? Who are all of you? Don't worry, ma'am...We're from the internet. We're just gonna look thru everything you got until we find something we hate.

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04-03-15: just for the record

Married To The Sea comic: just for the record * Text: Just for the record, Debbie, I think it's fucked that you're spraying water all over the lawn before I can mow it.

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04-02-15: i am not sitting

Married To The Sea comic: i am not sitting * Text: I am not sitting over there! She creepy as hell with all them skeletons and skulls! I heard you, and I am not creepy, a skeleton is just a rock that used to be inside a person. Yeah man im just a rock come chill with us

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04-01-15: pranked

Married To The Sea comic: pranked * Text: Ha! I've made you fall into your drinking-barrel, forcing you to choose between contaminated water and death from thirst! Pranked!

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec