Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

08-31-15: undo

Married To The Sea comic: undo * Text: ctrl-Z ctrl-Z ctrl-Z ctrl-Z ctrl-Z ctrl-Z cmd-Z for me cause im on a mac

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08-30-15: we going to space

Married To The Sea comic: we going to space * Text: YEaaaahhh!! We going to space!!!

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08-29-15: romans huh

Married To The Sea comic: romans huh * Text: Romans, huh? So you guys are, like...really old Italians, right? Shut the fuck up, Jesus.

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08-28-15: heres what im going to do

Married To The Sea comic: heres what im going to do * Text: Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to go ahead and hike my shit up all the way, and if you want to repeat your opinion, you can say it into my ham sandwich until I climb off your face.

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08-27-15: blogging school

Married To The Sea comic: blogging school * Text: Could've gone to Blogging School, but no, I thought this was more authentic. Fuck's sake.

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08-26-15: i love rush

Married To The Sea comic: i love rush * Text: Yeah, I love RUSH...I love to RUSH out of the room when someone turns it on! I love it so I can tell who has social problems! I love it in my freaking bidet so I can put ass-water on RUSH!!!

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08-25-15: birds are like people

Married To The Sea comic: birds are like people * Text:

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08-24-15: library but for dead people

Married To The Sea comic: library but for dead people * Text: Hey, Vincent...Hey. You hear me? I'm kinda...no, I'm definitely feeling like this isn't

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08-23-15: until they invent iphone

Married To The Sea comic: until they invent iphone * Text: It's fine. I'll just read until they invent iPhone. I'll just stare out the window until they invent iPhone.

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08-22-15: a foam anchor

Married To The Sea comic: a foam anchor * Text: Yo! Captain! This is a foam anchor. Captain! Can you hear me? Hey! Ah, it's probably fine. We won't have to stop anyway.

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08-21-15: jesus christ aidan

Married To The Sea comic: jesus christ aidan * Text: Dude, stop! Jesus Christ, Aidan! You're supposed to inhale, not blow! PPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBB

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08-20-15: the webinar

Married To The Sea comic: the webinar * Text: The webinar's behind this door, gentlemen, but first, I must have your word that you understand it's not just a streaming video.

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08-19-15: more guns

Married To The Sea comic: more guns * Text: We need more guns in movie theaters. W...what? I have leprosy! Please, heal me, Jesus! Guns. So the good guys can shoot the bad guys. Obvious.

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08-18-15: the sharing lifestyle

Married To The Sea comic: the sharing lifestyle * Text: It's actually really hip for everyone to share their cars and houses with strangers! It has nothing to do with money. It's a lifestyle.

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08-17-15: scared of ducks

Married To The Sea comic: scared of ducks * Text:

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08-16-15: over the bar

Married To The Sea comic: over the bar * Text: Terrence! When you come down from up there, let's have a chat! Me and the boys were thinking it might be awfully more exciting if you tried to go over the bar, instead of body-slamming it.

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08-15-15: some sort of drill

Married To The Sea comic: some sort of drill * Text: It's some sort of drill, I believe. Why d'you want big holes in your ears anyway, Silas?

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08-14-15: thank you cards

Married To The Sea comic: thank you cards * Text: Whoever writes the most

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08-13-15: keep your face covered

Married To The Sea comic: keep your face covered * Text: Keep your face covered, Melinda. If he can't see you, he can't m'lady you.

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08-12-15: i love you bird

Married To The Sea comic: i love you bird * Text: I love you, bird. You're the only one who truly understands me. Caw. Caw. I want to eat a corn and fuck another bird. Caw

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08-11-15: news boomers can use

Married To The Sea comic: news boomers can use * Text: Latest news! Latest news written with chemicals on pressed trees for stubborn, aged humans unwilling to use the cheap, worldwide information network! boomers are the best

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08-10-15: youre not an introvert

Married To The Sea comic: youre not an introvert * Text: No, you're not an

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08-09-15: you a fuckboy

Married To The Sea comic: you a fuckboy * Text:

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08-08-15: quit smoking

Married To The Sea comic: quit smoking * Text: Okay, so you're saying I can either look cool for 60 years, or quit smoking and maybe live 12 more bad years at the end of my life? Okay. Good to know.

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08-07-15: an eerie silence

Married To The Sea comic: an eerie silence * Text: An eerie silence settled over the group, until Lorenzo finally spoke again.

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08-06-15: we have to turn back

Married To The Sea comic: we have to turn back * Text: We have to turn back! The storm is getting worse! No! We must head forth to America! You can shoot a classroom and they won't even outlaw guns!!!

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08-05-15: the three party system

Married To The Sea comic: the three party system * Text: I'm voting Republican. I'm voting Democrat. I'm jacking off in here.

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08-04-15: trying to get my 7500

Married To The Sea comic: trying to get my 7500 * Text: Please, sir...Anything helps. Trying to get my $7500 up.

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08-03-15: pull me out

Married To The Sea comic: pull me out * Text: Pull you out? Ha! No...I'm a Republican. You should have been born into wealth, which would have created a boat for you to step onto, so you wouldn't fall into the pond.

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08-02-15: never use cursive

Married To The Sea comic: never use cursive * Text: You'll never use cursive? Ha! Literally everything is made up of cursive. Everything.

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08-01-15: little flying swords

Married To The Sea comic: little flying swords * Text: Ah, fuck. Where did they get those little flying swords?! Shit. We're gonna lose.

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec