Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

12-31-15: tie the bow tie tighter

Married To The Sea comic: tie the bow tie tighter * Text: Tighter, demons! TIGHTER! I'm going to be on conservative talk-telegram in ten minutes!

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12-30-15: multi player vs storyline

Married To The Sea comic: multi player vs storyline * Text: Fine! If no one wants to play multi-player cards with me, I'll do the story-line! The number ones are the good guys and we have to kill the letter ones! This is actually more fun!!!

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12-29-15: sweet cigarette

Married To The Sea comic: sweet cigarette * Text: Aaaaah...The sweet, toxic smoke of a cig....No one will ever outlaw you. Or make you go to parking lot instead of inside the nice warm restaurant...no way.

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12-28-15: a stay of execution

Married To The Sea comic: a stay of execution * Text: Stop the zap at once for I have a Stay of Execution here You are too late for I have a Want to Do It

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12-27-15: do you play basketball

Married To The Sea comic: do you play basketball * Text: Yes! I just got back from playing basketball, as a matter of fact! That's why I'm carrying this tennis racket.

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12-26-15: finally you damn moron

Married To The Sea comic: finally you damn moron * Text: You're getting it! Finally, you damn moron. Sheesh. We're almost done for today, but I'd like you to ask your wife to call you a moron every day this week, between this appointment and your next.

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12-25-15: humid lifestyle

Married To The Sea comic: humid lifestyle * Text: No! Nnnoooooo!!! My humid, high-moisture lifestyle has finally caught up with me!

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12-24-15: my card game

Married To The Sea comic: my card game * Text: I'd love to make my card game, but... I just don't have the six million dollars it takes to make little slips of paper.

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12-23-15: the childrens show

Married To The Sea comic: the childrens show * Text: One seat for one man for the children's show, please...and before I pay, can you verify the absence of crotchspawn? I hate them ruining my shows with their immaturity.

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12-22-15: what are you doing

Married To The Sea comic: what are you doing * Text: Hello-What-What the hell are you doing? Who are you? Oh, don't mind me! I'm from the Internet! I just saw your coat was looking a bit long, like a dress, so I'm trimming it up. I'll just be a moment!

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12-21-15: actually its not

Married To The Sea comic: actually its not * Text: Actually, it's not a

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12-20-15: i hate crowds

Married To The Sea comic: i hate crowds * Text: I hate crowds! Anyone who would go stand in a crowd is a damn moron!!!

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12-19-15: ill change my avatar

Married To The Sea comic: ill change my avatar * Text: I'll change my avatar-then we'll see who can keep committing atrocities!

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12-18-15: horse dip

Married To The Sea comic: horse dip * Text: Dip. Dip. Horse, dip. Damn it! Dip. Dip! When I dip, you dip, we dip. Shit.

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12-17-15: dancing like a idiot

Married To The Sea comic: dancing like a idiot * Text: Whoa, whoa, whoa...The hell you doing? Why you dancing like a damn idiot?

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12-16-15: newsies the original clickbait

Married To The Sea comic: newsies the original clickbait * Text: You won't believe what the mayoral candidate said about Twizzlers! Watch this dog who doesn't believe in Christmas! Watch this baby! It gets-It gets good at 1:07!

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12-15-15: more money than money

Married To The Sea comic: more money than money * Text: No! It's not enough that the poor have to live paycheck-to-paycheck! We've got to make sure they owe us more money than all of their money!

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12-14-15: thehot air balloon of knowledge

Married To The Sea comic: thehot air balloon of knowledge * Text: We'll see if this hot-air balloon can carry the gift of fine literature, Mr. Dingles, and if it can, then the whole world will soon be rich with knowledge! And porn. I put a bit...Well, it's...Okay, so the book is entirely porn.

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12-13-15: penny farthing sucks

Married To The Sea comic: penny farthing sucks * Text: Ah, this thing sucks... wish I could live long enough to see people use 'em ironically...

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12-12-15: swimsuit

Married To The Sea comic: swimsuit * Text: I heard you when you said swim-suit! I'd simply rather die than wear such an assembly of stripes and ruffles, Leonard. It's not dignified.

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12-11-15: singing and dancing

Married To The Sea comic: singing and dancing * Text: They're just singing down there...singing and dancing. I'm going to outlaw

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12-10-15: the righteous path

Married To The Sea comic: the righteous path * Text: Ah! Two men ready to join me on righteous path I have chosen! Come with me! We shall triumph! Uh...dude, are we...I mean, we aren't...? Nah, man, I ain't joining this guy for shit.

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12-09-15: reading braggarts

Married To The Sea comic: reading braggarts * Text: I'm reading over here! Hey! Keep it down! I'm reading a whole book! I'm reading a book which is the 4th book I've read this year! Shhhh! I'm reading my 13th book of so far this year!

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12-08-15: cant come hunting

Married To The Sea comic: cant come hunting * Text: You can't come hunting with us, and that's final! We talk about sick shit out here! We talk about butt! We say turd a lot!

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12-07-15: the illuminati isnt real

Married To The Sea comic: the illuminati isnt real * Text: Wait, don't get mad yet! No, there's no such thing as the Illuminati, but that doesn't mean you can't control society. It's called money, and you get a lot of it, and then you control whatever you want.

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12-06-15: how to sell pitchers

Married To The Sea comic: how to sell pitchers * Text: How to sell pitchers. Step 1: Make sure the pitchers are on a shelf, not in a barrow, or trough. Aha! This is why I haven't been selling pitchers!

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12-05-15: fuck this musical

Married To The Sea comic: fuck this musical * Text: Fuck this musical! I kick your musical! I kick your playbill! I say fuck to it!!! Damn, I think that guy just said fuck to the musical.

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12-04-15: problem solving

Married To The Sea comic: problem solving * Text: Ugh...this is hard. I bet if the box were heavier, it'd be easier.

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12-03-15: united states of america facts

Married To The Sea comic: united states of america facts * Text: Third-largest nation by area Population: 764 million (2015) National bird: The gun Motto:

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12-02-15: the opposite of ice skating

Married To The Sea comic: the opposite of ice skating * Text: Is the opposite of ice-skating dirt-skating or is it ice-walking?

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12-01-15: they love bread

Married To The Sea comic: they love bread * Text: Yes, just like that! Good job, Hattie! They love bread! I'ma kill a motherfucker if I don't get some protein I'ma kill a motherfucker and eat a motherfucker

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec