Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

02-28-15: how to tie your shoes

Married To The Sea comic: how to tie your shoes * Text: Take one lace and make a loop. Take the other lace, as eventually death takes us all. It takes us all. Every last god-damned one of us.

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02-27-15: faster blue biscuit

Married To The Sea comic: faster blue biscuit * Text: Faster, Blue Biscuit! Let's show that tired-ass pedal-cranker the real hipster way to travel!

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02-26-15: thats my rock

Married To The Sea comic: thats my rock * Text: Hey! That's my rock! Throw that back up here! Hey! Shit. I'm not getting my rock back.

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02-25-15: plane nutz

Married To The Sea comic: plane nutz * Text: They're not crazy...They're PlaneNutz TM! Available in L, XL, XXL

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02-24-15: youre surprised i drink

Married To The Sea comic: youre surprised i drink * Text: You're surprised I drink? Seriously? Look, I have to eat fucking rodents by catching them at night. Chomp your ham and biscuits and let a bird throw one back.

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02-23-15: flapping around like idiots

Married To The Sea comic: flapping around like idiots * Text: No! Stop flapping around like idiots! This is Yoga For Birds, not Shit Idiot Time For Birds!

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02-22-15: trust me horse

Married To The Sea comic: trust me horse * Text: Trust me on this one, horse. We sleep like this, then in the morning, you just tip back up and I won't have to climb up. Easy.

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02-21-15: take care of my cats

Married To The Sea comic: take care of my cats * Text: Martha's going to be pleased as punch when she comes back and sees I've taken care of her cats.

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02-20-15: something in there

Married To The Sea comic: something in there * Text: Yeah, you've got something in there, all right...Weird little veiny orb of some kind. Black dot on it.

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02-19-15: advice for kids

Married To The Sea comic: advice for kids * Text: Find your passion in life, and hide it down, deep inside. AS far as you can, and tell no one. It buys you time before it's inevitably and casually ruined by someone else.

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02-18-15: were birds boys

Married To The Sea comic: were birds boys * Text: We're birds, boys. We cant control where we shit. So we just decide to fly over that guy for a while. It ain't illegal to fly. And we can't help it if he gets shitted up. It's natural.

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02-17-15: merweed

Married To The Sea comic: merweed * Text: You don't know where I can get some merweed? Okay, that's... No, I don't smoke it, no way, I was just, like, wondering if it was a thing.

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02-16-15: a bad horse

Married To The Sea comic: a bad horse * Text: Mistress? Are you there? I've been a baaaad horse...I probably need to get whipped a lot...Ugh I hate when they take forever. She probably loaded up Horsebook and forgot I was out here.

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02-15-15: sheep on a boat

Married To The Sea comic: sheep on a boat * Text: A what? Did you just say

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02-14-15: give my hat back

Married To The Sea comic: give my hat back * Text: I'll give your shit back when u put me back in the Savannah, Trick Damned giraffe! Give me my hat back! That's my favorite big hat!

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02-13-15: i definitely care

Married To The Sea comic: i definitely care * Text: i definitely care about this

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02-12-15: cyber monday horse

Married To The Sea comic: cyber monday horse * Text: Only 268 shopping days left 'til Cyber Monday!!

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02-11-15: what you gonna take

Married To The Sea comic: what you gonna take * Text: What you gonna take from me, man? My credit cards? My flat screen? Give it a few years. Crying out loud.

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02-10-15: a zero sum game

Married To The Sea comic: a zero sum game * Text: Lean, push, kick...Doesn't matter what you do, Michelle. Teeter-totter is a zero-sum game. Unlike Bitcoin.

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02-09-15: take my coat

Married To The Sea comic: take my coat * Text: Sure, you can take my coat... I'm not wearing a hat, so I'm not sure what you mean by take my hat, though. Here's the coat. Weirdo.

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02-08-15: why god why

Married To The Sea comic: why god why * Text: Why, God? Why?!?! I was growin' these trees so I could fuck 'em, and now they're just logs...Just a big unfuckable log pile.

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02-07-15: the world must hate me

Married To The Sea comic: the world must hate me * Text: Ugh, I'm getting wet. The world really must hate me. There's nothing I can do about this.

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02-06-15: ugh fake

Married To The Sea comic: ugh fake * Text: Ugh...fake.

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02-05-15: u runned over me

Married To The Sea comic: u runned over me * Text: Man, I'm pretty sure I didn't run over that dog...Can dogs scam you? What's his angle? Ugh. This is why I stay on Second Life. ohhhh u runned over me....horse...u crunched my bones and all my mushy stuff

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02-04-15: big eggs here

Married To The Sea comic: big eggs here * Text: Big eggs! Big eggs here! One for now, one for the future! Future eggs!

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02-03-15: world two

Married To The Sea comic: world two * Text: The desert...We must be in World 2. 2? What does that mean? World 1 is like regular outside world. Then #2 is always desert.

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02-02-15: bearly fit in that chair

Married To The Sea comic: bearly fit in that chair * Text: I bet I could just bear-ly fit in that chair! Ha ha! Nah, for real, it's actually way too small. I didn't even try. Yeah, the receipt would be awesome.

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02-01-15: ill just wait here

Married To The Sea comic: ill just wait here * Text: Well, sure, a list on a website is entertaining for a moment, but you'll be back to books in no time! Nope, won't be long at all...I'll just wait here.

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec