Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

01-31-15: sayin for real

Married To The Sea comic: sayin for real * Text: You ever wonder what them Pokemon are sayin for real? Like, it sounds like they say their name over and over, but it's actually somethin else. Bet it's some sick shit.

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01-30-15: mother come back

Married To The Sea comic: mother come back * Text: Mother, come back! Please! Mother! You didn't say

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01-29-15: all the good games

Married To The Sea comic: all the good games * Text: All the good games are coming out on the game system I don't have. I'll just lay down here in the creek and whatever happens to me, happens.

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01-28-15: ask you one last time

Married To The Sea comic: ask you one last time * Text: Okay, smartass...I'm going to ask you one last time. This is your final chance. Who let the goddamned dogs out?!

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01-27-15: insurance probably wont pay

Married To The Sea comic: insurance probably wont pay * Text: Hmmmm...This guy's insurance probably won't pay for 18 minutes' worth of time on a machine we already bought, run by a single person who makes a modest salary...Guess I'll give him six thousand pills and send him home.

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01-26-15: recognize these

Married To The Sea comic: recognize these * Text: Recognize these? Then you had an awesome childhood!

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01-25-15: god make my eyes

Married To The Sea comic: god make my eyes * Text: God, if you're up there, please make my eyes stop spitting when I get sad or watch a viral vid. Amen.

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01-24-15: click here

Married To The Sea comic: click here * Text: Click here? The fuck does that mean? How do you click? Where is

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01-23-15: let me die

Married To The Sea comic: let me die * Text: Stop! Please let me die! I just want to inhale water until I turn off! Not until you've finished converting your labor to surplus capital, bucko! Up and at 'em!

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01-22-15: a school of fish

Married To The Sea comic: a school of fish * Text: A what? A

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01-21-15: its wonderful mallory

Married To The Sea comic: its wonderful mallory * Text: It's wonderful, Mallory! Just wonderful that you let the Internet choose you to be his bride. You're going to get a ton of viral traffic from this, believe me.

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01-20-15: thats not how it works

Married To The Sea comic: thats not how it works * Text: That's not how it works. Don't look at me. Look at what you're doi- Are you a moron? That's not how a stethoscope works.

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01-19-15: reading is so good

Married To The Sea comic: reading is so good * Text: READING It's like putting your ass on the entire world!

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01-18-15: steel beams melted

Married To The Sea comic: steel beams melted * Text: HEY WHAT'S UP MAN...YOU EVER WONDER ABOUT HOW THOSE STEEL BEAMS MELTED ON 9/11...YEAH THAT WAS 9/11...YOU THOUGHT I WAS TALKING ABOUT 2013 OR SOMETHING

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01-17-15: you outta luck man

Married To The Sea comic: you outta luck man * Text: You outta luck, man! I got a horse cam! I know you fakin' it for insurance!!!

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01-16-15: jazz means to freak out

Married To The Sea comic: jazz means to freak out * Text: I don't have to pluck the strings for this to be jazz bass! Jazz means to freak out and play what's on your mind. It's actually better for me to use a bow, and scrape it so it squeaks instead of making notes.

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01-15-15: the no fap report

Married To The Sea comic: the no fap report * Text: Day 4. The No-Fap is going well, as best I can tell. No-one I ask seems to know what a fap is, and I couldn't tell you, myself. Still, though, I soldier on.

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01-14-15: three months no honey

Married To The Sea comic: three months no honey * Text: Three months and still no honey...I guess everyone was right when they laughed at my wasp-farming.

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01-13-15: my prime number theorem

Married To The Sea comic: my prime number theorem * Text: It's fine that you don't know what a prime number is, Barbara. Just admit it next time so I don't waste ten minutes telling you about my new theorem. Psh, I do know, though. They're like, really good numbers.

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01-12-15: laundry explosion

Married To The Sea comic: laundry explosion * Text: NOOOOoooo! My laundry exploded! I hope my gunpowder thong's okay!

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01-11-15: say no to spaghetti

Married To The Sea comic: say no to spaghetti * Text: Say no to spaghetti...or you might not be able to untangle yourself from the Devil's string-food!

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01-10-15: government entrance

Married To The Sea comic: government entrance * Text: ENTRANCE (IF U BELIEVE WHAT GOVERNMENT SAYS...AND I DON'T...)

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01-09-15: my dumb legs

Married To The Sea comic: my dumb legs * Text: This fucking owns...I'm never using my dumb legs to walk through a door ever again.

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01-08-15: bad news doctor

Married To The Sea comic: bad news doctor * Text: Okay, so...Bad news first. I cheated on my medical licensing exam. Good news is, I got all your dad's wires and meat taped back up, so I'm sure he'll be fine.

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01-07-15: youre a flying squirrel

Married To The Sea comic: youre a flying squirrel * Text: You're a flying squirrel, you son of a bitch! You're the one who isn't truly capable of flight! Gliding-ass bitch!

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01-06-15: side effects

Married To The Sea comic: side effects * Text: Two of the meds I got have side effects that include death. I know that game, Doctor... y'all put that on there so if you fuck up, you can just be like

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01-05-15: hands off my baby

Married To The Sea comic: hands off my baby * Text: No! NOOO! Hands off my damn baby! Ha haaa!!! Intercepted! It's my baby now, fool!

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01-04-15: did you take taekwondo

Married To The Sea comic: did you take taekwondo * Text: Rob, answer me this. Did you take Taekwondo as a kid? Yeah? You did? I knew it. I fucking knew it. You know why? Cause you come off like the little asshole I knew growing up who would always try to surprise ninja-kick me to prove his Taekwondo skill.

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01-03-15: the jelq spot

Married To The Sea comic: the jelq spot * Text: You wanna hit the 'spot? Get a little squeeze in? Largen up the mate? Eh?

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01-02-15: how to deal with your mail

Married To The Sea comic: how to deal with your mail * Text: 1. Retrieve the contents of your mailbox. 2. Deposit them straight into the trash. 3. Do not open them. Just put them there.

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01-01-15: you got a skull

Married To The Sea comic: you got a skull * Text: You got a skull and some other bone sitting out, man. Yeah, it's like a laptop...you take it apart and put it back together, you always got some little part that you left out somehow.

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec