Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

07-31-15: everyone follow me

Married To The Sea comic: everyone follow me * Text: Okay! Everyone follow me! We should be safe, because whatever ate all these people and horses is probably full by now.

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07-30-15: i love camping

Married To The Sea comic: i love camping * Text: Brayden, please go explain to your sister again how this isn't camping, it's a tinyhouse. A butterfly! I love camping!

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07-29-15: you goddamned morons

Married To The Sea comic: you goddamned morons * Text: You god-damned morons! Stoned! With weed! Don't throw rocks at your wife! Christ. Idiots. I swear.

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07-28-15: get the shit out

Married To The Sea comic: get the shit out * Text: Get the shit out! Wait, no. Fuck. Get the fuck out. Sounds better. Do that one. The fuck one.

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07-27-15: truckforum

Married To The Sea comic: truckforum * Text: Tell...Tell my dudes on TruckForum that I said to truck forever...Especially DodgeWolf69 and SixWheeler...truck forever, truckdudes...

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07-26-15: why you laughing

Married To The Sea comic: why you laughing * Text: Why you laughing? You don't take off your shirt and both your pants when you go #1? What do you do then, you get the #1 all over it? Idiot. Laugh-tard.

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07-25-15: why u trippin balls

Married To The Sea comic: why u trippin balls * Text: psst...bro...quick question...why u trippin balls at your own wedding? why u see small angel? just asking

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07-24-15: duck in the club

Married To The Sea comic: duck in the club * Text: Yo!!! There's a duck in the club!!! Haha yeah! OH WAIT! sHIT BRO THERE'S ACTUALLY LIKE NINE DUCKS!!!

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07-23-15: im sorry teacher

Married To The Sea comic: im sorry teacher * Text: I'm sorry, teacher. I'm sorry I drew Calvin in a coal miner hat pissing on the word

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07-22-15: let there be light

Married To The Sea comic: let there be light * Text: AWWWWwwaaaahhhhaaaa@@@@#### HOPE U LIKE LIFE ON EARTH!!!

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07-21-15: thats just how i do

Married To The Sea comic: thats just how i do * Text: No, no towel. No towel. I'm wet like wonton soup, to be sure. But that's just how I do. Swag.

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07-20-15: peacock shit

Married To The Sea comic: peacock shit * Text: I hope no...AHEM. I SURE HOPE NO PEACOCKS SHIT ON TOP OF ME. THAT WOULD BE SICK, AND NOT A SEX THING. YUCK AND GROSS

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07-19-15: horse is fuck

Married To The Sea comic: horse is fuck * Text: This horse is FUCK! I say fuck to this horse and also all horse. Don't say fuck to it. Just put the handle on it so we can go.

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07-18-15: writing session

Married To The Sea comic: writing session * Text: Money makes her mambo...no...think, Roland. Cash makes her...hmmm...aha! Bands a make her dance!

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07-17-15: flappy motherfuck

Married To The Sea comic: flappy motherfuck * Text: MOTHERFUCKER DROP THE RING...IT'S MY RING...BIRD ASS HOE... BIRD ASS HOE? YOU A BIRD TOO, FLAPPY MOTHERFUCK...NOW GIVE ME THE RING

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07-16-15: make a pipe

Married To The Sea comic: make a pipe * Text: You ever thought we could make a pipe? Like, a hollow long tube that the water could run through, like a river, or- Shhhh! I'm pouring! Shutcher mouth while I pour!

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07-15-15: policemen are blind

Married To The Sea comic: policemen are blind * Text: Justice is blind! I don't care what color you are! Just uh, talk a little bit, and say what you think about racism and immigration, just, uh...For no reason. Just so I know who to hit. I mean not hit.

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07-14-15: a spiky circle

Married To The Sea comic: a spiky circle * Text: A spiky circle and a plus? What the fuck is that supposed to mean?! I said to give us a sign, not a damn puzzle.

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07-13-15: remember this car trip

Married To The Sea comic: remember this car trip * Text: Remember this? Congratulations! You weren't one of the 450,000 motor-vehicle fatalities in the USA from 1980-1989.

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07-12-15: love is forever

Married To The Sea comic: love is forever * Text: Love is forever corrected for 2015 values,

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07-11-15: i am the light

Married To The Sea comic: i am the light * Text: Psht. You like light? I am the light. You just a surface it reflects off of.

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07-10-15: fabric everywhere

Married To The Sea comic: fabric everywhere * Text: Fabric, fabric, everywhere / but not a drop to drink

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07-09-15: benjamin franklin quote

Married To The Sea comic: benjamin franklin quote * Text: Let me see that butt, girl / Show me freaky butt world / Take my butt to butt world / Look at butt on butt girl. - Benjamin Franklin (1613-1671)

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07-08-15: more captivating

Married To The Sea comic: more captivating * Text: No, no, guys. This has to be more captivating. You can't just print what is actually happening. Make the headline a question.

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07-07-15: bruh you okay

Married To The Sea comic: bruh you okay * Text: Bruh...Bruh, you okay? Shit, I think I just slew my brother. Good thing there's no prison yet.

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07-06-15: wow u read

Married To The Sea comic: wow u read * Text: It's me, the magical fairy of

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07-05-15: exactly what i put online

Married To The Sea comic: exactly what i put online * Text: I can't believe I got exactly what I put online for everyone to buy me!!!!!

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07-04-15: dont want miracles

Married To The Sea comic: dont want miracles * Text: I don't want any miracles...just promise me the thing about having to stone your wife if she wears a shirt made of two different fabrics isn't actually true. Just, uh...Make...Make a cloud, or @ me on Twitter. Thanks! Bye!

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07-03-15: kitties come back

Married To The Sea comic: kitties come back * Text: No!!! Kitties! Come back! I was giving you a nice jug of old piss to drink!!!

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07-02-15: just while were eating

Married To The Sea comic: just while were eating * Text: So, do you think, maybe, just while we're eating, you could put the goat outsi-Nope.

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07-01-15: celebrating hating

Married To The Sea comic: celebrating hating * Text: You just hating, Marcel. I'm celebrating and you hating. Unh. Yeah.

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec