Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

06-30-15: do you have a moment

Married To The Sea comic: do you have a moment * Text: Sir...Sir...stop. Do we have a moment? We're trying to figure out if

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06-29-15: iced out

Married To The Sea comic: iced out * Text: It's all right, Thomas. I'm not iced-out either.

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06-28-15: legendary hooded conspirator

Married To The Sea comic: legendary hooded conspirator * Text: Ugh, I hate being one of the Legendary Hooded Conspirators. Bro, tell me about it. I been hating since day one.

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06-27-15: the new world

Married To The Sea comic: the new world * Text: A new world?! Oh, I can't wait! No, it's...It's not

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06-26-15: ancient hoarders

Married To The Sea comic: ancient hoarders * Text: I'm not going to throw all my stuff away! This skull is still good! These tapestries are still good! You're rushing me! I'm getting overwhelmed!

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06-25-15: fancy baby

Married To The Sea comic: fancy baby * Text: You son-of-a-bitch fancy baby! Goin out all suited up, tryin'a outclass your mailman! I'm chucking your letters, asshole. Fancy asshole.

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06-24-15: gandhi priorities

Married To The Sea comic: gandhi priorities * Text: Nonviolence is number two. The very most important thing in the world is improving Vimeo, so when I watch a vid there, it doesn't sputter out after twenty seconds.

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06-23-15: cut up any more wood

Married To The Sea comic: cut up any more wood * Text: Hey, before we cut up any more wood...what if we just drilled into the Earth's crust to extract organic crude oil and refined it to produce propane?

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06-22-15: sixty years

Married To The Sea comic: sixty years * Text: Sixty years. I can't believe it's been sixty years already, Geoffrey. Me either. I honestly didn't think we'd live this long when I signed that suicide pact with you.

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06-21-15: the eye looks

Married To The Sea comic: the eye looks * Text: The Eye Most people have one. But did you know that it works by sending out looks from the black dot? Try it yourself. What kind of zigzags does your black dot make?

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06-20-15: i kind of forget why

Married To The Sea comic: i kind of forget why * Text: Objection, Your Honor! Objection! I kind of forget why, but I think it was good. Hold on.

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06-19-15: sugar afters

Married To The Sea comic: sugar afters * Text: And, then, after we finish our meal, I'd like something sweet. I call it

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06-18-15: good and cool priest

Married To The Sea comic: good and cool priest * Text: Okay, so, in my defense, I did do a lot of good and cool stuff also as a priest. After all, who among us hasn't created an incest cult?

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06-17-15: the legend of the dead body

Married To The Sea comic: the legend of the dead body * Text: Legend has it there's a dead body here...No way, dude. Dead people are in heaven.

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06-16-15: everything was buried

Married To The Sea comic: everything was buried * Text: You didn't tell me everything was buried! This is shit! I've got a shovel in the office you can use...but before we start diggin, are you sure you left your keys inside one of our caskets?

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06-15-15: fuck ass birds

Married To The Sea comic: fuck ass birds * Text: Hell yeah son whip them birds Fuck-ass birds! Flap your shit somewhere else!

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06-14-15: keep your eyes wide open

Married To The Sea comic: keep your eyes wide open * Text: Like this? Yeah, just keep them wide open, and you'll never have to sleep again.

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06-13-15: ay bruh

Married To The Sea comic: ay bruh * Text: Bruh. Tsss. Ay. Ay, bruh. You need some scrolls?

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06-12-15: 1940s pokemon trading

Married To The Sea comic: 1940s pokemon trading * Text: Please! I'm begging you! I need an Electric type Pokemon for my next battle! Psh. No way. This is an EX and you don't even have a foil to trade.

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06-11-15: creating some ancient ruins

Married To The Sea comic: creating some ancient ruins * Text: Wait! Come back! Don't think of it as wrecking a public building! Think of it as creating some ancient ruins!

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06-10-15: full of homeopathy

Married To The Sea comic: full of homeopathy * Text: Halt, lions! I am full of homeopathy! You cannot defeat my alt-medicine! Damn, bruh. I know. I ain't gonna try to eat her.

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06-09-15: curator

Married To The Sea comic: curator * Text: Technically, no, I don't make anything. But I'm a curator. That's maybe even more important. It's someone who looks at stuff and thinks about if it's good or not.

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06-08-15: creatine

Married To The Sea comic: creatine * Text: You didn't take creatine, bro! I told you this would happen if you didn't load up on creatine!

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06-07-15: wu tang is for the children

Married To The Sea comic: wu tang is for the children * Text: Hmmm...It says here that Wu-Tang is actually not for children.

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06-06-15: pile em up baby

Married To The Sea comic: pile em up baby * Text: Oh, yes! Yes! Pile the pillows up so my couch doesn't function as a couch! That makes exactly as much sense as having a naked interior decorator winged baby in my house!

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06-05-15: have them for free

Married To The Sea comic: have them for free * Text: Free?! I can have them for free if I bring 'em back? Psh. This library's gonna be outta business in a week.

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06-04-15: pyramid bong

Married To The Sea comic: pyramid bong * Text: Chamber. Carb. Bowl.

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06-03-15: lets all line up

Married To The Sea comic: lets all line up * Text: Ugh. Let's all line up and wave to the people on the shore like a buncha sheep. Baaaa. I should baa at them.

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06-02-15: depressed cosplay

Married To The Sea comic: depressed cosplay * Text: Cheer up, Alexander! We're pushing costume-play into the mainstream! Why, by 1890, I'm sure it'll be the hottest trend-and we'll be ahead of the curve!

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06-01-15: smoking pros and cons

Married To The Sea comic: smoking pros and cons * Text: Y'know, I keep noticing that smoking makes smokers have chronic health problems, and die a lot younger, but how else am I gonna get that tarry smell on my clothes  everything I own?

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec