Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

03-31-15: finally back to work

Married To The Sea comic: finally back to work * Text: Well, I'm finally back to-Maureen! Are you pissing on my chair?! Oh! You surprised me! I got so scared I let out a little pee, on your chair, every day you haven't been here.

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03-30-15: this restaurant is great

Married To The Sea comic: this restaurant is great * Text: This restaurant is great! I know you didn't want to buy me a glass of wine, but do you mind if I have a sip of- Haha! Yo're funny, Terri. The answer is no, but you're funny.

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03-29-15: 1898 skalympics

Married To The Sea comic: 1898 skalympics * Text: 1898 Skalympics

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03-28-15: start kickin dogs

Married To The Sea comic: start kickin dogs * Text: Whaddaya mean I gotta wait 'til the 70s to start kickin' dogs and murderin' people? I'm not out here playing football 'cause I like grabbin' butt in the mud!

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03-27-15: toms shitty shoes

Married To The Sea comic: toms shitty shoes * Text: You can't sell those shitty shoes, Tom! They're just some wrapped-up dirty bandages! I'll show him...I'll make everyone wear them! Everyone here and in Africa!

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03-26-15: pirates here

Married To The Sea comic: pirates here * Text: Oi! Pirates here! We're gonna download yer boat, ye scurvy Ralph!

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03-25-15: they called you basic

Married To The Sea comic: they called you basic * Text: They called you

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03-24-15: cross the plank fit

Married To The Sea comic: cross the plank fit * Text: Okay, perfect! Now walk the horse back and forth 'cross the plank. I'm getting really fit already. Damn I think I justs invented CrossFit.

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03-23-15: a symbol of our love

Married To The Sea comic: a symbol of our love * Text: Marcia, it's not that I don't love you. It's just that if this tree is a symbol of our love, then our love is pretty shitty.

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03-22-15: hang for a fun time

Married To The Sea comic: hang for a fun time * Text: I will Hang you from the neck for a fun time It is a Solid plan to me, and we will undertake it hither

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03-21-15: you actually went

Married To The Sea comic: you actually went * Text: Pppppfffffhahahaha! You guys actually went and shaved your heads like that?! I was fucking with you! Amen!

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03-20-15: no i dont

Married To The Sea comic: no i dont * Text: NO I don't want to see your dick

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03-19-15: hard day at work

Married To The Sea comic: hard day at work * Text: Did I have a hard day at work? I'm a supernatural baby who can fly and pass through solid objects, so you tell me if I did.

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03-18-15: the word gullible

Married To The Sea comic: the word gullible * Text: I don't see the word

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03-17-15: thats a dolphin

Married To The Sea comic: thats a dolphin * Text: Wait! Stop! I think that's a dolphin! Ha! I don't think so, Rodney...This here's a grey whistle-shark.

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03-16-15: sophie move

Married To The Sea comic: sophie move * Text: Move. Sophie, move. You're not comfortable. You're just gonna move after I fall asleep and that'll wake me up. Just go to sleep! I'm fine. I didn't say you weren't fine.

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03-15-15: you cant go on a crusade

Married To The Sea comic: you cant go on a crusade * Text: You can't go on a Crusade, Jackson! You're only seven! Children's Crusade, mom. Later.

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03-14-15: stop it eleanor

Married To The Sea comic: stop it eleanor * Text: Stop! Stop it, Eleanor! There's hardly any cum in there at all! It's five, maybe seven percent, tops!

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03-13-15: sail away laundry boats

Married To The Sea comic: sail away laundry boats * Text: Sail away, laundry-boats! May you one day reach the land of clean sheets!

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03-12-15: pull harder horses

Married To The Sea comic: pull harder horses * Text: Pull harder, horses! Harder! If you don't get us out of this mud I'm going to stop telling everyone online that I'm mentally a horse! It's called horse-kin, and it's real, assholes!

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03-11-15: saved a bunch of lives

Married To The Sea comic: saved a bunch of lives * Text: You saved a bunch of children's lives? Nice...not bad. I'm here because I never jacked off.

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03-10-15: tera gulp

Married To The Sea comic: tera gulp * Text: 1,048,576-oz TeraGulp available now! Gulp time Let me get that gulp Hell yeah Thirsty as hell Save me one them gulps

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03-09-15: but sir

Married To The Sea comic: but sir * Text: But...sir...No buts, Big Tipper. You know I don't fuck with anything less fire than that kush. Now begone.

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03-08-15: run for your lives

Married To The Sea comic: run for your lives * Text: Run! Kids, run for your lives! They're throwing ferrets, or stoats, or some kind of shit!

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03-07-15: a coat this size

Married To The Sea comic: a coat this size * Text: What?! There's plenty of use for a coat this size. Number one, a big man, who's really tall. Two, if an elephant wants to dress up. Third, if a horse is huge, and wants to dress up.

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03-06-15: s corporation

Married To The Sea comic: s corporation * Text: To a happy 17 years in an S Corporation...I mean a marriage! I didn't submit IRS Form 2553 instead of a marriage license, haha! Just a slip of the tongue. We're equal shareholders in...Marriage.

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03-05-15: cupids bellows

Married To The Sea comic: cupids bellows * Text: No! Fuck! Why are they heating up? I was trying to blow them out!

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03-04-15: your hair sucks

Married To The Sea comic: your hair sucks * Text: This is going to be easy as hell my dude... You go up and just be like

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03-03-15: hole too big

Married To The Sea comic: hole too big * Text: No, this hole's not too big to fuck...I mean...I might want to put, like, a little dirt around the sides...just for texture.

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03-02-15: mysterious nude lady

Married To The Sea comic: mysterious nude lady * Text: As great as it sounds to follow a mysterious nude lady into the dark forest, I'ma say no today. Maybe some other day.

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03-01-15: NOOO MY SHEEPS

Married To The Sea comic: NOOO MY SHEEPS * Text: Nooo! My sheeps! Relax man this one is all bit up and bloody...u don't want it anyway...

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec