Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

05-31-15: watch this ramp

Married To The Sea comic: watch this ramp * Text:

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05-30-15: boxing love

Married To The Sea comic: boxing love * Text: I love you, The Nashua Nightmare. I love you too, Silent But Deadly.

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05-29-15: share the road

Married To The Sea comic: share the road * Text: Hey! Penny farthing! Share the road! Some of us don't have pedals!

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05-28-15: dressed weird

Married To The Sea comic: dressed weird * Text: You're dressed weird for a nice restaurant, Lydia...You're dressed weird and you're going to get us kicked out.

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05-27-15: theyre watching me

Married To The Sea comic: theyre watching me * Text: Shit. They're watching me. Better slow down a bit so they don't make me do this for a living.

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05-26-15: herbal opium

Married To The Sea comic: herbal opium * Text: This is horrible...I'm never buying that

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05-25-15: hands free

Married To The Sea comic: hands free * Text: This hands-free headset and microphone are great! Now I just need telephones to become standard in households across the country, so I can talk to someone else using it.

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05-24-15: chicken butt

Married To The Sea comic: chicken butt * Text: Nope, you have to say it. I'm not cutting the chicken until you say it. Let's try again. Guess what.

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05-23-15: like it or not

Married To The Sea comic: like it or not * Text: Ha! Like it or not, you need my wheat. You can't just, like, live on meat and berries. That would be... Paleolithic.

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05-22-15: see everything from up here

Married To The Sea comic: see everything from up here * Text: You can see everything from up here, Oliver! Of course, yes, you're right, it'll be more impressive after we have more than twelve buildings in town.

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05-21-15: blaow blaow blaow

Married To The Sea comic: blaow blaow blaow * Text: Thomas, you were not like

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05-20-15: congratulations model

Married To The Sea comic: congratulations model * Text: Congratulations! It's a model!

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05-19-15: handwriting font

Married To The Sea comic: handwriting font * Text: That font looks so much like handwriting, I almost opened your junk mail!

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05-18-15: time out

Married To The Sea comic: time out * Text: Time! No, stop! Time, like time-out! Pause! My sword is all bended! Time out until I can fix it.

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05-17-15: the problem attic

Married To The Sea comic: the problem attic * Text: basically everything is lol The Problem Attic Learn what's unfair and discriminatory in America!

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05-16-15: the invention of snapping

Married To The Sea comic: the invention of snapping * Text: Whoa, what the fuck was that? I just made...My fingers made a neat slapping sound! I'll call it snapping for short...I'm going to be a millionaire!

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05-15-15: frowning and hugging

Married To The Sea comic: frowning and hugging * Text: They're hugging! They're just frowning and hugging! Don't waste your money!

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05-14-15: bread perfection

Married To The Sea comic: bread perfection * Text: Perfection... thy name is me... the baked loaf of bread. Motherfucker I heard that... U want to rumble? U think u can fuck with sliced bread???

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05-13-15: fat chick

Married To The Sea comic: fat chick * Text: I'd never go out with a fat chick. The idea of someone who doesn't take care of themselves disgusts me.

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05-12-15: dont want to hear it

Married To The Sea comic: dont want to hear it * Text: I don't want to hear it! I've been telling you for weeks that the other guy's going to punch you a lot.

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05-11-15: id fuck

Married To The Sea comic: id fuck * Text: Yo, I'd fuck that girl that gots the boat in her hair W-what? Little ol' me? You would? Oh, gracious! That would be lovely!

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05-10-15: aint no god

Married To The Sea comic: aint no god * Text: That's crazy, Aloysius. If there ain't no god, how come we gots such a good job workin' with liquids?

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05-09-15: shaving setup

Married To The Sea comic: shaving setup * Text: It's more natural Mirabelle... and it's not available in stores. I had to Kickstarter this setup. $340, well spent.

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05-08-15: you cant hit

Married To The Sea comic: you cant hit * Text: You can't hit people with a spoon! This'll teach you not to hit! Wait, I'm feeling like this might not be-no, ignore that thought. Ignore it. Focus on the ass-whooping.

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05-07-15: if youre a vlogger

Married To The Sea comic: if youre a vlogger * Text: If you're a vlogger, why come you're not wearing pajamas? Huh? Because...I am...a beauty vlogger.

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05-06-15: reddit meetup

Married To The Sea comic: reddit meetup * Text: REDDIT MEET-UP

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05-05-15: anything will help

Married To The Sea comic: anything will help * Text: Please, friends...Anything will help. Well, anything except Bitcoins.

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05-04-15: us customs

Married To The Sea comic: us customs * Text: Okay, so nothing illegal in the car, like whiskey, gin, rum, any of that? Just some big bales of Marijuana Reefer, which is legal? Great. Thanks.

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05-03-15: kindergarten is the dogs balls

Married To The Sea comic: kindergarten is the dogs balls * Text: Kindergarden really is the dog's balls. I can't believe I was worried about this whole school thing. The next twelve years are gonna be cake.

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05-02-15: what you typed

Married To The Sea comic: what you typed * Text: So...did what you typed actually mean something, or did you just pick out a few words and hit enter?

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05-01-15: youre the doctor not me

Married To The Sea comic: youre the doctor not me * Text: Are you sure we should give him ecstacy? I was thinking he might have measles, doctor...of course, you're the one with the training, so I guess we'll do it your way.

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec