Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

11-30-15: the kangaroos son

Married To The Sea comic: the kangaroos son * Text: What's your son's name? Is it Joey? Heh! Heh heh! MUM I SWEAR LET ME OUT OF HERE AND I'LL FUCK HIM UP. SWEAR TO GOD MUM.

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11-29-15: the atmosphere on earth

Married To The Sea comic: the atmosphere on earth * Text: Astonishing! If my calculations are accurate, the atmosphere on Earth is 29% doddammit, 18% fut, and...6% big ass?!

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11-28-15: methamphetamine is awful

Married To The Sea comic: methamphetamine is awful * Text: Ugh. This

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11-27-15: dont conquest us

Married To The Sea comic: dont conquest us * Text: Hark! Men! Savages on the beach! Land and conquer! Noooo hahhah noooo don't conquest us noooo! Aaaahhh no! Haha, let's switch. We'll get on the boat and conquest you this time.

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11-26-15: do u pose for artists

Married To The Sea comic: do u pose for artists * Text: ayyy do u pose for artists a lot Nope, I'm just a jointed figurine for fun, really. I'm...I gotta go. bye

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11-25-15: reform the prison system

Married To The Sea comic: reform the prison system * Text: We need to reform the prison system! It's creating a permanent underclass in America! I think she said we need more prisons.

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11-24-15: ferminatus the archer

Married To The Sea comic: ferminatus the archer * Text: For his poor choices in life, Ferminatus The Archer was cursed to straddle the city's port for eternity, with each ship's main mast sailing ever closer to his petrified balls.

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11-23-15: a great idea

Married To The Sea comic: a great idea * Text: How dare you?! Yes, I do have a great idea, and no, I'm not just saying that because I have a light-bulb on my head.

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11-22-15: he dont eat it

Married To The Sea comic: he dont eat it * Text: Drown him! Do it! HBBBLLLBLB NO I SWEAR I'M GONNA EAT HAM ALL DAY ONCE IM BACK ON LAND

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11-21-15: MOTHER FUCKING MUSIC TIME

Married To The Sea comic: MOTHER FUCKING MUSIC TIME * Text: IT'S MOTHERFUCKING MUSIC TIME

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11-20-15: holding the bow sideways

Married To The Sea comic: holding the bow sideways * Text: You know, it's actually less accurate if you don't hold the- Shh. Dude, shh. He thinks it makes him gangster.

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11-19-15: discovery of the alien planet

Married To The Sea comic: discovery of the alien planet * Text: You fool! I've told you twice now! It is not bird-shit! The alien planet is a white blur with a central, blurry, black turd-like body. Write it down.

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11-18-15: stroke stroke stroke

Married To The Sea comic: stroke stroke stroke * Text: Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! I be strokin'! I stroke it to the east! I stroke it to the west! I stroke it to Hammontep, the god of strokin'!

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11-17-15: idiot weather

Married To The Sea comic: idiot weather * Text:

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11-16-15: gluten free electrocution

Married To The Sea comic: gluten free electrocution * Text: Electro-what? Ha! No, my friend...I'm gluten-free, so I assure you that my body isn't going to fall to pieces from a single lightning strike.

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11-15-15: just hangin out

Married To The Sea comic: just hangin out * Text: I'm just hangin' out...then...Swa-showww! Swishwishwish! Before you can even load your musket!

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11-14-15: crusades are for boys

Married To The Sea comic: crusades are for boys * Text: Psh...Crusades are for boys. Sartorial excellence is for men.

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11-13-15: some non happy trees

Married To The Sea comic: some non happy trees * Text: Now, some happy... nah, nah, nah! Nah, son! I'ma paint some mad trees! These trees muggin! These trees bout to drop some damn seed!

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11-12-15: can you believe this shit

Married To The Sea comic: can you believe this shit * Text: Can you believe this shit? Just because we have a port, these boats think they can sail right on in here. Ludicrous.

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11-11-15: great news everyone

Married To The Sea comic: great news everyone * Text: Great news, everyone! The crystal ball says the future's going to be great! EVERYONE WHO EVER EXISTS IS GOING TO DIE  BE DEAD FOREVER

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11-10-15: cylinder trolling

Married To The Sea comic: cylinder trolling * Text: If you're listening to this in the future...You're a cylinder-moron! And they're a dork. And you're a dork!

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11-09-15: wow a leprechaun

Married To The Sea comic: wow a leprechaun * Text: Wow! A leprechaun! I thought those were an anti-Irish racist thing! I...we...Gotta go, laddy!

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11-08-15: fan lady express

Married To The Sea comic: fan lady express * Text: Please scan your Fan Lady Express Card. If you do not have a Fan Lady Express Card, please go and talk to another lady instead.

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11-07-15: ancient greek pokemon

Married To The Sea comic: ancient greek pokemon * Text: Alexander The Great...I choose you!

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11-06-15: i could swim this fast

Married To The Sea comic: i could swim this fast * Text: Faster! I could swim this fast! Maybe I will get down and swim! GOD OF THE OCEAN CAN SWIM FAST? NO SHIT GET A DAMN OCEAN UBER

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11-05-15: fwog legs

Married To The Sea comic: fwog legs * Text: wow some fwogs left some ol' fwog legs...don't mind if i eatohs

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11-04-15: these arent cubes

Married To The Sea comic: these arent cubes * Text: Frank, these aren't cubes. For a parallelepiped to be a cube, each of its- What was that? You wanna be stuffed into a cube? Is that what you said?

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11-03-15: and so the candle burns

Married To The Sea comic: and so the candle burns * Text: And so, the candle burns / As all poetry should / The worst possible art / No one likes poetry

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11-02-15: pledge allegiance

Married To The Sea comic: pledge allegiance * Text: I pledge a Jesus, to a flag, of a United Save-A-The- Merica. In a visible, the Justice, and, flippantly, the mall.

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11-01-15: all glaciers

Married To The Sea comic: all glaciers * Text: Damn...I remember when this was all glaciers...We really are changing the climate...

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec