Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

10-31-15: the flying cat

Married To The Sea comic: the flying cat * Text: AHHHH YEAH NOW I CAN SHIT ON THE CEILING!!!!

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10-30-15: gonna like sports

Married To The Sea comic: gonna like sports * Text: Awwwwwwrrrrrrhhhhhhyeaaaahhh!!! YEAAAH!!! AHHH SHIT YEAH! NOW IM GONNA LIKE SPORTS!!!!!

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10-29-15: hate how beer makes me feel

Married To The Sea comic: hate how beer makes me feel * Text: Oh, no, no...Hate how beer makes me feel. Not into the taste or smell either. For me, it's about pissing. Pissing so much for hours. Then, the wonderful headache. Can't beat it.

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10-28-15: at the tablet factor

Married To The Sea comic: at the tablet factor * Text: Parts complete. Check. Another tablet almost complete. Hope this one goes to an old guy reluctantly using it to access the newspaper's website!

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10-27-15: you like mars

Married To The Sea comic: you like mars * Text: YOU LIKE MARS, HUH? WANNA GO ON A ONE WAY TRIP TO IT? WHY DONTCHA COME ON OUT HERE, MORONS? FUCKIN...SEE IF THERE'S WATER OUT HERE...

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10-26-15: tons of fefos

Married To The Sea comic: tons of fefos * Text: Admit it, Clyde. There aren't

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10-25-15: go wreck some people

Married To The Sea comic: go wreck some people * Text: We gonna go wreck some people?! Nah son, this is a prop...Just for photos. Same. Yeah, same, for IG and Snapchat.

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10-24-15: couldnt hear your talkings

Married To The Sea comic: couldnt hear your talkings * Text: I'm sorry, I missed that...I couldn't hear your talkings bout my outfit over how shit-damn hot my shoes is.

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10-23-15: all the shapes

Married To The Sea comic: all the shapes * Text: Got all the shapes you like on here. Crescent moons, perpy circles, roundy pounders, squarey, uh, bumbles...All the good ones.

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10-22-15: lost flights

Married To The Sea comic: lost flights * Text: Welcome aboard! I know there've been a lot of lost flights lately on the news, but trust me...They'll definitely find this flight! I mean...What I mean is that I won't...Please don't disembark. Come ooooonnnn. Goddamn it.

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10-21-15: i hate friends

Married To The Sea comic: i hate friends * Text: I hate friends! Friends can go fuck!!! No man or woman shall enter my friend-zone for as long as I live!

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10-20-15: bring that thing over

Married To The Sea comic: bring that thing over * Text: aaahhhh yeah bring that thing over here so i can see how damn fly my wig is laying

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10-19-15: life coach

Married To The Sea comic: life coach * Text: and that's when my life coach told me,

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10-18-15: the famous whiskey haircut

Married To The Sea comic: the famous whiskey haircut * Text: Where did my whiskey go? Wait... shit... where did my hair go?! This must be what they mean when they say

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10-17-15: this is all right

Married To The Sea comic: this is all right * Text: Ehhhhh....this is all right, but it'd be a lot better with a 3D video of abhorrently-violent gangbangs, set to the detuned buzzsaw tones of future-songs.

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10-16-15: my fave music

Married To The Sea comic: my fave music * Text: My fave music? Easy. Hip-hop with all the words cutted out so I don't have to hear all the cusses and butt stuff.

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10-15-15: he does a flip

Married To The Sea comic: he does a flip * Text: And then, wheeee-haaa! He does a flip! This is pretty much it until we can stream hyper-porns 24/7 from our pocket rectangles.

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10-14-15: uber but for

Married To The Sea comic: uber but for * Text: It's like Uber, but for electricity. Wherever you are, we get the wires in there, and bam!

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10-13-15: a heat gun

Married To The Sea comic: a heat gun * Text: Now, you probably don't have a heat gun at home, so if you can start a small fire, and use bellows to puff out your hair, that'll also work.

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10-12-15: thats where youre wrong

Married To The Sea comic: thats where youre wrong * Text: Death seems cool to me. I'd like to die. That's where you're wrong, Jennifer. Death is actually not cool.

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10-11-15: still inconclusive

Married To The Sea comic: still inconclusive * Text: Nope, still inconclusive...I bet I would be able to tell what was going to happen in your future if you put a twenty in your hand. It's, uh...It's like a green ticket for spirits to, uh, so I can read them.

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10-10-15: teachers first day

Married To The Sea comic: teachers first day * Text: Ah, my first day as a teacher is finally here...Time to give three hours of homework to some kids who can barely fucking read!

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10-09-15: the first share the road

Married To The Sea comic: the first share the road * Text: Share the road!!!! Ok but what the fuck is a road???

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10-08-15: hello asleeping

Married To The Sea comic: hello asleeping * Text: Hello there! I was just asleeping in my damn little tent. But I'm awake now. Is there something you wanted besides to make me leave my damn tent?

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10-07-15: photosynthesize this

Married To The Sea comic: photosynthesize this * Text: Photosynthesize this, motherfucker! Tall-ass Pine-Sol piece of shit!

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10-06-15: racist to frogs

Married To The Sea comic: racist to frogs * Text: There's nothing that damn old witch can do about me being racist to frogs! Fuck frogs! shiiiiit aaahhj my face aaaaah haha damn I was right, frogs suck

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10-05-15: still cant believe

Married To The Sea comic: still cant believe * Text: I still can't believe everyone thinks it's so wrong to take something another person wrote and slap my name on it and say I actually wrote it and get paid and get more jobs from it.

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10-04-15: the b trigger

Married To The Sea comic: the b trigger * Text: hey u ever think of playing basketball W...what?!? You dare to trigger me with the b-word? I will sword you!

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10-03-15: christmas is coming

Married To The Sea comic: christmas is coming * Text:

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10-02-15: going to college

Married To The Sea comic: going to college * Text: Around the loop...bunny...no. Goddamn it. Cross and pull, around the post, under...shit. Dammit. There's no way I'm going to college later if I can't do this.

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10-01-15: how to remove leg hair

Married To The Sea comic: how to remove leg hair * Text: Yes...yes, I think it's working! In just eleven hours, all of my leg-hair will be gone!

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec