Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

08-31-16: you wont believe

Married To The Sea comic: you wont believe * Text: You Won't Believe What These Moms Did! Cats That Hate Food Like A Bad Baby! Professors Hate Him!

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08-30-16: your last chance

Married To The Sea comic: your last chance * Text: This is your last chance, crew. Follow my directions or I'll make you turn this boat around and go back home.

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08-29-16: youre tripping

Married To The Sea comic: youre tripping * Text: You're tripping, book with arms and legs! You're high as fuck and you're imagining crazy shit! Dumb ass book!

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08-28-16: roll my sleeve

Married To The Sea comic: roll my sleeve * Text: Yeah, fine, I'll roll my sleeve back down. Kinda feel like it's not my problem that my tat sleeve is so bad ass that it made yall get the vapors, but whatev.

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08-27-16: something trill

Married To The Sea comic: something trill * Text: The chef would love to serve you something trill, sir, but he says he doesn't know what that is. If it helps, he did say that he's bout that life.

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08-26-16: interact and subscribe

Married To The Sea comic: interact and subscribe * Text: Get up! there's new content on social media! You need to be incurring ad impressions! Join the conversation! Interact with sponsored content! nooooo im tired...im sooooo tired

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08-25-16: grow ivy

Married To The Sea comic: grow ivy * Text:

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08-24-16: i see land

Married To The Sea comic: i see land * Text: Land! Captain, I see land! Prepare to - waaaait - no! No! Reverse throttle! It's an island of Bronies!

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08-23-16: simulation theory

Married To The Sea comic: simulation theory * Text: You're in a simulation. You can't wake up. There is nothing after this life. A child running this simulation as entertainment gets bored and we all disappear. Everything disappears. Your wallet is fake. It's okay if I take your fake wallet.

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08-22-16: rollin up that loud

Married To The Sea comic: rollin up that loud * Text: Rollin up that loud / ayy! Blunt is puffin clouds / ayy! Toxoplasmosis is uncommon So let us in your house / ayy!

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08-21-16: thats okay

Married To The Sea comic: thats okay * Text: All right, cool. So, just to clarify, did you mean

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08-20-16: you ever wonder

Married To The Sea comic: you ever wonder * Text: You ever wonder what happens when we die? Nah, man. I'm intellectually incurious to an insane degree.

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08-19-16: hold on television

Married To The Sea comic: hold on television * Text: Hold on! I'm trying to get stupid enough to like television!!!

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08-18-16: moonlit boat ride

Married To The Sea comic: moonlit boat ride * Text: Okay, I'm going to ask you one more time, Gerald. We're on a moonlit boat ride and I'm not going to ask you if you want to eat some Arby's. Ready?

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08-17-16: lighthouse college

Married To The Sea comic: lighthouse college * Text: Although the men were successfully tricked into working a lighthouse for 5 years as

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08-16-16: milky stupid baby

Married To The Sea comic: milky stupid baby * Text: Yep. You dumped your cup out, and now you're a milky stupid baby instead of a regular stupid baby. You're Mommy's stupid GoMilkMe. Click to give me more milk.

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08-15-16: bluff in bridge

Married To The Sea comic: bluff in bridge * Text: I can so bluff in bridge if I want, Melba. It's called a Poker and it's what all the pros are doing.

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08-14-16: less fun than pokemon

Married To The Sea comic: less fun than pokemon * Text: I'm less fun than Pokemon? I'll show them who's fun. While they're out getting fake cute animals I'm going to shit and barf everywhere. That's what's fun.

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08-13-16: better for hitting balls

Married To The Sea comic: better for hitting balls * Text: Ah, yeah! These things are much better for hitting balls than for walking around on a tennis court.

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08-12-16: gods final command

Married To The Sea comic: gods final command * Text: Aaaaaaaand...One blue and green piece of shit! there! I'm done!

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08-11-16: no horse stop

Married To The Sea comic: no horse stop * Text: No, horse! Stop! Don't trespass!

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08-10-16: its the illuminati

Married To The Sea comic: its the illuminati * Text: It is I, the Illuminati! I can see everything! I control everything! Now, you must enter the three digits on the back of your card! I, uh...I know those, but it's, uh...a test! To see if you do!

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08-09-16: jesus christ catkins

Married To The Sea comic: jesus christ catkins * Text: Jesus Christ, Catkins. Get it together. You don't even know that guy. Purrrrrr. Why are you purring? Idiot. Purrrr. Get a hold of yourself. Purrrrrr.

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08-08-16: received your message

Married To The Sea comic: received your message * Text: Oh, yes, I received your message. I just didn't reply to it because I don't want to talk to you.

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08-07-16: take me outside

Married To The Sea comic: take me outside * Text: TAKE ME OUTSIDE LET ME PLAY POKEMON COME ON

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08-06-16: try cycle

Married To The Sea comic: try cycle * Text: A what? A

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08-05-16: cheating my ass

Married To The Sea comic: cheating my ass * Text: Cheating my ass. If it gets my damn Pokemons to hatch I'm down for whatever.

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08-04-16: how voting works

Married To The Sea comic: how voting works * Text: Well, kids, every four years, we have to choose between a flaming pile of trash, a grinning sociopath, or the trash-can of third-party voting. You pick one, and then, in between the elections, you drink as much as you can .

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08-03-16: rise from your graves

Married To The Sea comic: rise from your graves * Text: Now rise from your graves and go into Heaven! Great. Wonderful. Just what I wanted. I definitely didn't want to stop existing at some point. This is not fucking balls in the least.

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08-02-16: what a beautiful day

Married To The Sea comic: what a beautiful day * Text: What a beautiful day! I think I'll stay online until it gets dark!

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08-01-16: rap bitch

Married To The Sea comic: rap bitch * Text: If they didn't call their girlfriends b-word, perhaps they would not need to find new girlfriends all the time?

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec