Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

12-31-16: dirty work

Married To The Sea comic: dirty work * Text: Just because I don't laugh doesn't mean I didn't get it, Mitch. How's the dirty work coming, boys? Ha! Dirty. You know because... you know, right?

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12-30-16: we dont wanna go in the cave

Married To The Sea comic: we dont wanna go in the cave * Text: We don't wanna go in the cave! I don't even hear that rap band you said was cool and definitely down there in the cave!

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12-29-16: whose fault

Married To The Sea comic: whose fault * Text: Ugh. Drunk in a field at 2pm and still don't have any writing ideas and I don't know where I am. This is probably feminism's fault.

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12-28-16: how to build a house

Married To The Sea comic: how to build a house * Text: Stop! Where are you going?! I was going to show you how to build a house with these!

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12-27-16: some more gym shorts

Married To The Sea comic: some more gym shorts * Text: Found another pair of gym shorts in the latrine, Mr. Wheatgrass! Still don't know why you need them for science, but I guess you're the expert, not me.

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12-26-16: should have been stirring

Married To The Sea comic: should have been stirring * Text: Ah, fuck. I should have been stirring this whole time. I need to invent iPhone, and then get the recipe on iPhone, so I can look at it while I'm cooking.

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12-25-16: cure your catarrh

Married To The Sea comic: cure your catarrh * Text: We'll rub this tincture on your chest, and it should cure your catarrh. What?! Stop. I'm out here trying to get a tan. I don't have catarrh and I don't know what that is.

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12-24-16: self walking horse

Married To The Sea comic: self walking horse * Text: Sorry, ma'am, this one's a self-walking horse. Ain't nothing I can do to make him go faster. Alls we can do is hope he don't accidentally run us into a big truck like what happened down south.

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12-23-16: when u at the bboard

Married To The Sea comic: when u at the bboard * Text: When u at the b-board and teacher all mad she be like this right here

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12-22-16: pull the door

Married To The Sea comic: pull the door * Text: Pull? Pull the door? I'm afraid not! I am the mischevios trickster! I am pushing! I push the door! Ha ha!!!@

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12-21-16: up here

Married To The Sea comic: up here * Text: You guys are all down there, right? And I'm up here. So, immediately, you know I've got to be right. They wouldn't let me get up here if I was saying wrong stuff.

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12-20-16: four straight lines

Married To The Sea comic: four straight lines * Text: I've got four little straight lines here...Nothing special. Then, I add the diagonal lines, and-voila! GASP! The cool s!

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12-19-16: called a photograph

Married To The Sea comic: called a photograph * Text: Photograph! It's called a photograph, you god-damned little morons. Not a selfie. I swear, sometimes I think this entire world is nothing but poop emoji.

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12-18-16: only be on this earth

Married To The Sea comic: only be on this earth * Text: My child, I shall only be on this earth a very short while longer. Take me to see the singing fish one last time. Take me to the Billy Big Mouth. Take me to the river. Put me in the water.

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12-17-16: a rap song converted

Married To The Sea comic: a rap song converted * Text: Thanks! Thanks, everyone. This next one is also a rap song I've converted into a sing-and-banjo.

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12-16-16: ill take your card

Married To The Sea comic: ill take your card * Text: Okay, thanks. I mean, I'm going to dive back into the river, where I live underwater in a stink-cave, but I'll take your card if it makes you feel better.

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12-15-16: the teeth hunters

Married To The Sea comic: the teeth hunters * Text: Get me one them teeth while you're in there! I dmmt hmve tmmth ymm mrns! Mm's cmrn cbs! Mld cmrn cbs! Thmts mll! I want a pointy tooth if he got any those left.

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12-14-16: thought i was a cowboy

Married To The Sea comic: thought i was a cowboy * Text: Wooooooooo-eee! You done thought I was a cowboy? Don't that tickle the skin off my fingertips! Truth is, I'm on my way to CowCon, the meat-eatin, diaper-shittinest fan gathering you ever seen.

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12-13-16: ol boiled egg

Married To The Sea comic: ol boiled egg * Text: It's just me and you, ol' boiled egg, in this cold, lonely city. Me and you.

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12-12-16: that damned record

Married To The Sea comic: that damned record * Text: Destroy that damned record! It's going to destroy the entire legacy of rap! MOLLY BRICKS GOT BANDS SIP SERP

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12-11-16: kiss my damn ass

Married To The Sea comic: kiss my damn ass * Text: aaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHH KISS MY DAMN ASS I KNEW THIS THING WOULD BE THE BEST MELEE WEAPON IN THE GAME!!!

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12-10-16: raced a damn rabbit

Married To The Sea comic: raced a damn rabbit * Text: You raced a damn rabbit, you smug asshole! You can race me! Get back here and wait until I say go!

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12-09-16: im a toe truck

Married To The Sea comic: im a toe truck * Text:

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12-08-16: brrrringdingdingdingem

Married To The Sea comic: brrrringdingdingdingem * Text: BRRRRINGDING DINGDINGEM Why ya loud up di bell mek me buss shots an queng di wull a dem loud bwoy

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12-07-16: substitute priest

Married To The Sea comic: substitute priest * Text: The substitute priest left me a list of who was bad yesterday when I wasn't at church. If I read your name, get up right now and walk to the vestibule.

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12-06-16: whipping the dogs

Married To The Sea comic: whipping the dogs * Text: Father whipped the dogs, the oppossum whipped the dogs, and the girls took turns at whipping the dogs, giggling all the way. When they got to town, a rich businessman considered the situation of the dogs, and decided to lobby to increase the cost of their veterinary care.

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12-05-16: a squirrel take my acorn

Married To The Sea comic: a squirrel take my acorn * Text: O! If a squirrel were to come and take my acorn, I would have no choice but to kiss such a brazen animal. I said, if a squirrel came to take my acorn, I would have to kiss the squirrel.

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12-04-16: im outta here

Married To The Sea comic: im outta here * Text: I'm outta here! This country doesn't respect rich peo-wait, you still do? And we get even more rights? Well...Okay, I'll stay. For now.

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12-03-16: drop the bass

Married To The Sea comic: drop the bass * Text: This bass cost me over a thousand bucks! There's no way I'm going to drop the bass, no matter how many times you say it.

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12-02-16: i need all this money

Married To The Sea comic: i need all this money * Text: No, no, I need all of this money. There's no way I'm giving some of it to

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12-01-16: how you doing

Married To The Sea comic: how you doing * Text: How you doing, lil mama? Let me opera in ya ear. Tell you something that you might like to hear.

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec