Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

02-29-16: what was that hater

Married To The Sea comic: what was that hater * Text: What was that, hater? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the motherfucking ocean.

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02-28-16: we talk on facebook

Married To The Sea comic: we talk on facebook * Text: This is my great-grandson! We talk almost every day on Facebook, bless his heart! I like to remind him that the Lord is returning soon, and he always calls me

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02-27-16: when u a hammer

Married To The Sea comic: when u a hammer * Text: When all u got is hammer, it's time to hit nails.

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02-26-16: horrible in the winter

Married To The Sea comic: horrible in the winter * Text: Gregory, it'll be fine. They still need- No! It'll be horrible in the winter with these wooden sticks instead of walls. I'm not paying for this.

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02-25-16: the history of internet

Married To The Sea comic: the history of internet * Text: No, I can't make it to the meeting today. Yeah, it's that internet thinking I'm working on. No, don't tell him it's for jacking off. Say it's for the military or something.

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02-24-16: faster idiots

Married To The Sea comic: faster idiots * Text: Faster, idiots! You're not causing the irreversible heating of the entire Earth's atmosphere yet!!!

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02-23-16: whats good ladies

Married To The Sea comic: whats good ladies * Text: Ayyyy, ladies, what's good? Terrence, that's a car. You're cat-calling a car. Shhh! Let him do it! I want to try to see him try to kiss the car!

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02-22-16: quit yer sweatin

Married To The Sea comic: quit yer sweatin * Text: Quit yer sweatin'! You gonna really sweat when you see how hot it gets in the damn year 2024!

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02-21-16: open letter

Married To The Sea comic: open letter * Text: I gave you the dictionary, Ronald. That's got all the words in it that even exist. It should be no problem for you to write an open letter to my haters.

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02-20-16: louis vuitton fish

Married To The Sea comic: louis vuitton fish * Text: I don't think that's...I mean, you...Hey, actually, you know what? If you can catch a Louis Vuitton-branded fish, then go for it.

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02-19-16: we out here

Married To The Sea comic: we out here * Text: We out here. Maisie, we're on a boat's deck, which of course is outside.

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02-18-16: tele bullying

Married To The Sea comic: tele bullying * Text: Tele-bullying isn't real, Martha. If you don't like what it's beeping, just pull the wires out of the telegram box.

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02-17-16: whabam the walls clean

Married To The Sea comic: whabam the walls clean * Text: Wha-bam! The wall's clean, thanks to a product I call Manual Labor!

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02-16-16: the food truck trials

Married To The Sea comic: the food truck trials * Text: Day 27. There is still light inside the food truck leading Jebediah and myself to believe that they may still be preparing our order. Jebediah blacks out at intervals from hunger, whereupon I slap him awake and remind him of the truck's many local awards.

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02-15-16: the commoners laws

Married To The Sea comic: the commoners laws * Text: Oh, and if you can manage it, I'd like if the commoners' laws didn't apply to us! Separate laws for the rich! Don't you think, Gertie?

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02-14-16: how to get out of jury duty

Married To The Sea comic: how to get out of jury duty * Text: Look, it's simple. You want back on your phone? You want to eat not a bad downtown sandwich for lunch every day? Say guilty when the judge asks you if he did it. Easy.

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02-13-16: the fancyball

Married To The Sea comic: the fancyball * Text: Twirling up the edges of his handlebar mustache, Clyde reared back to ready his signature pitch: the fancyball.

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02-12-16: how to make a viral image

Married To The Sea comic: how to make a viral image * Text: So, up here, put a sad dog, or a picture of a guy, and then down below put

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02-11-16: thank god youre home

Married To The Sea comic: thank god youre home * Text: YOU'RE HOME!!!! THANK GOD!!!! SOMEONE CAME IN THE HOUSE WHILE YOU WERE GONE AND PUT DOG SHIT EVERYWHERE

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02-10-16: ride in covered wagon

Married To The Sea comic: ride in covered wagon * Text: You want ride in covered wagon? No problem. Price is 2 shoes. Give us shoes you wearing right now. One shoe for each of us. I mean, for...we don't smell them.

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02-09-16: bitcoin i dont care

Married To The Sea comic: bitcoin i dont care * Text:

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02-08-16: its beautiful but its no dolphin

Married To The Sea comic: its beautiful but its no dolphin * Text: Ehhhhhh...It's beautiful, but it's no mystical dolphin leaping through candy hearts in a rainbow-colored ocean.

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02-07-16: no admittance

Married To The Sea comic: no admittance * Text: Yeah, I read the sign, but I don't think it counts as admittance if they don't want me to come in.

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02-06-16: cure world hunger

Married To The Sea comic: cure world hunger * Text: Hmmm, yes...it'll cure world hunger...but we can't spray it into the air until the Earth enters an apocalyptic death-spiral. To the trash with this one.

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02-05-16: the ass box

Married To The Sea comic: the ass box * Text: The Ass-box Put your ass on the box and ride in style to your destination. Over 50% non-fatality rate. Phone today.

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02-04-16: the ruling class

Married To The Sea comic: the ruling class * Text: What's so wrong about using my family's ultrawealth to enslave and kill the poor?!

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02-03-16: haarp outfit

Married To The Sea comic: haarp outfit * Text: HAARP got my outfit on lock! Remote control swag! Government swag!

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02-02-16: im not crying

Married To The Sea comic: im not crying * Text: No, I'm not crying. I'm actually laughing, and I'm not shitting. I save that for the toilet. Idiot.

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02-01-16: the court rection

Married To The Sea comic: the court rection * Text: Boooosh! That'll teach you to sign your name as

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec