Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

07-31-16: what the fuck is pinterest

Married To The Sea comic: what the fuck is pinterest * Text: What the fuck is Pintrest? What's hanging off my words?!

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07-30-16: onward gobbles

Married To The Sea comic: onward gobbles * Text: Onward Gobbles! And onward, Gobbles! To the town we go! U got a turkey pulled cart and u can't think of a second turkey name? For real? Begone or I shall have Gobbles peck you, boy!

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07-29-16: finally got borned

Married To The Sea comic: finally got borned * Text: Ah, I finally got borned. What's this lil thing I got down here? Looks like a turtle or summin. Don't worry bout that! We'll cut half of it off soon as we get a knife up in here.

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07-28-16: my crown

Married To The Sea comic: my crown * Text: You must not have seen my crown. Now let me ask you again: booth or table, motherfucker?

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07-27-16: little hand on the 12

Married To The Sea comic: little hand on the 12 * Text: Okay, and when the little hand is on the 12, that means...We won't have internet until after we're all dead?

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07-26-16: order a pizza

Married To The Sea comic: order a pizza * Text: Hello? Is there someone there? Hello? I've been told to order a pizza. Send me a pizza, and, if you can, tell me what a pizza is.

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07-25-16: beware the murk girl

Married To The Sea comic: beware the murk girl * Text: Baby, there's nothing to worry about. There's no Murk Girl out there. No one's getting murked in the woods today. THE TIME TO MURK IS NIGH

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07-24-16: rusty metal playground

Married To The Sea comic: rusty metal playground * Text: Let's go to the rusty-metal playground with the open forty-foot drops above jagged spikes! It's a lot more fun than your grandchildren will have at the rubber playground where they never ever die.

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07-23-16: the best tea

Married To The Sea comic: the best tea * Text: The best tea is worse than the worst coffee

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07-22-16: the different foods

Married To The Sea comic: the different foods * Text: The different foods on my plate are touching...This restaurant shall burn

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07-21-16: a quarter yes

Married To The Sea comic: a quarter yes * Text: A quarter! Yesssss! Now I can pay 0.02% of my rent!

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07-20-16: hell yeah edibles

Married To The Sea comic: hell yeah edibles * Text: Oh hell yeah! Edibles! I heard about this shit! It's strong as hell and last for-fuck, this is Tylenol.

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07-19-16: huffington post writer

Married To The Sea comic: huffington post writer * Text: How did you get a check for $0? I already told you! I'm a writer for Huffington Post!

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07-18-16: why carbs

Married To The Sea comic: why carbs * Text: CARBS! It's physically impossible for you to resist the serotonin you'll get from eating them!

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07-17-16: woke meats

Married To The Sea comic: woke meats * Text: Much better than meats you get at regular market. Is so popular now. What the hell is

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07-16-16: what the fuck are these

Married To The Sea comic: what the fuck are these * Text: What the fuck are these are these small apples or what

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07-15-16: tiny drinks

Married To The Sea comic: tiny drinks * Text: To Scrimpsicus, the god of tiny drinks! Cheers!

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07-14-16: tyler the little asshole

Married To The Sea comic: tyler the little asshole * Text: Now, I shall show you how Tyler The Little Asshole talks! ok first, just bc im named tyler im not automatically an ass hole and second im not little because im still larger than a dog which is an average animal. also its not a fedora its a top hat which is a classic men's piece of haberdashery used

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07-13-16: satan loves blogs

Married To The Sea comic: satan loves blogs * Text: Ah! A blog! I thought these all closed in...like...2011!

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07-12-16: political endorsement

Married To The Sea comic: political endorsement * Text: No, I can definitely endorse political candidates! I mean, am I supposed to? No. Does it technically mean we're ineligible for tax breaks? Yes. But will it happen? Ha! Never. So, that's the end of my sermon, I guess. See you at the voting booths conveniently located in this church in two days!

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07-11-16: lets just leave it here

Married To The Sea comic: lets just leave it here * Text: Let's just leave the flag here until we can outlaw guns

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07-10-16: i liked the first things

Married To The Sea comic: i liked the first things * Text: I liked the first 12,400 things you posted, but the most recent one was not good! Now, you shall die!!!

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07-09-16: crossfit up the wall

Married To The Sea comic: crossfit up the wall * Text: U can get these grapes if u CrossFit up this wall,

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07-08-16: columbus book

Married To The Sea comic: columbus book * Text: Food truck and craft beer/ Ohio made out of wood, local deer! Goddamn it, this is one of those Columbus books.

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07-07-16: the devils hair

Married To The Sea comic: the devils hair * Text: THE DEVIL'S PAIR One in the butt hair One in the computer chair

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07-06-16: pure gluten

Married To The Sea comic: pure gluten * Text: It's great for kids and people who do yoga and wear the stretchy pants for it! PURE GLUTEN She for real! Eat the damn gluten!

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07-05-16: GOOD OLD DAYS HAHA

Married To The Sea comic: GOOD OLD DAYS HAHA * Text: NO, HAHA THIS IS DEFINITELY THE

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07-04-16: outlaw musicals

Married To The Sea comic: outlaw musicals * Text: A zippa! A zappa! A Hamilton rap-pa! A beedy beedy USA! Doopa doopa USA! No, children. Don't cry. Shhh. No. We'll have Father outlaw musicals.

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07-03-16: the dogs journey

Married To The Sea comic: the dogs journey * Text: And so, the two dogs set off, knowing that anywhere they could find paper towels or animal turds from a dog or other animal, they'd have something to eat.

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07-02-16: hell yeah

Married To The Sea comic: hell yeah * Text: Hell yeah

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07-01-16: bleeding guy

Married To The Sea comic: bleeding guy * Text: Hey. HEY! Bleeding guy! I'm fixing my horse's outfit. Please don't bleed on it. I just got this like yesterday.

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec