Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

06-30-16: cant say i like fishing

Married To The Sea comic: cant say i like fishing * Text: Can't say I like fishing, no. Hate it pretty bad, in fact. But I need a pic of me holding a fish to use as my avatar online.

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06-29-16: anger twitter

Married To The Sea comic: anger twitter * Text: Little girl! Stop! You can't bring a dog into-Hold up! You need to check yourself. She's on Anger Twitter, she'll drag you.

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06-28-16: o what have we done

Married To The Sea comic: o what have we done * Text: O what have we done Please Lord stop this It is no use! You can not take back the bad Show you watched that ruined your Suggestions evermore

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06-27-16: whos a good boy

Married To The Sea comic: whos a good boy * Text: He keeps asking me who's a good boy...I don't know why he thinks I...wait...WAIT OH MY GOD I'M THE GOOD BOY

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06-26-16: yes haters im a milf

Married To The Sea comic: yes haters im a milf * Text: Yes, haters, I'm a MILF! Maid I like to float!

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06-25-16: were libertarians

Married To The Sea comic: were libertarians * Text: Hey! You got a boat license? Hey! You in the boat! Hey! Ignore him, guys. We're libertarians, remember?

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06-24-16: you followed the instructions

Married To The Sea comic: you followed the instructions * Text: Look at that. You followed the instructions. You did everything the box said. You were just following orders, right? And now look at them. Brown. Baked. Steaming. You're just a tool for Herr Betty Crocker. Disgusting.

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06-23-16: our band broke up

Married To The Sea comic: our band broke up * Text: Yeah, it sucks our band broke up...ME and the, uh...the other guys in the band started a new thing, though...It's uh...It's basically the same kind of thing, but with him on vocals instead of you.

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06-22-16: what the fuck bro fish

Married To The Sea comic: what the fuck bro fish * Text: AAAAAAH!!! WHAT THE FUCK BRO!!! YOU AIN'T EVEN GONNA EAT ME! YOU JUST GONNA PUT ME ON THE WALL AT A DAMN RESTAURANT!

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06-21-16: a lovely estate

Married To The Sea comic: a lovely estate * Text: It's a lovely estate, Ephraim, there's no doubt. But...guess what? Chicken butt.

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06-20-16: piano career on your way

Married To The Sea comic: piano career on your way * Text: Great, Kaitlin. Now just take that and change the words to be about a current event, and you'll be on your way to earning up to $400 a year from YouTube.

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06-19-16: hobby obsessed

Married To The Sea comic: hobby obsessed * Text: Booshhhhh! FWAAAAA! Now who's a hobby-obsessed nerdlinger, Nicole?!

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06-18-16: bitch ass plants

Married To The Sea comic: bitch ass plants * Text: Bitch ass plants, why don't you grow? You got a window, we give you plenty of tea to drink. Already tried reasoning with them, Christian. I think we should try threatening them with a long jail sentence.

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06-17-16: synthesis method

Married To The Sea comic: synthesis method * Text: Your homework for tonight will be to create a synthesis method for this molecule using non-scheduled precursors. Everyone who turns in a correct answer tomorrow will be invited to my rave.

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06-16-16: coaches foot thing

Married To The Sea comic: coaches foot thing * Text: Oh, yeah, Coach has a major foot thing. I mean, look, nobody's that interested in gymnastics. I'm way into grunting and spandex, myself, just to keep it real here.

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06-15-16: that salvia stuff

Married To The Sea comic: that salvia stuff * Text: I don't even know why you like the salvia stuff so much, Gerald. I'd like to finish my perfectly good meal while you're rolling around on the floor looking terrified, if it's all the same to you.

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06-14-16: first you get the badges

Married To The Sea comic: first you get the badges * Text: First, you get the badges. Then, you sell the cookies. Then, and only then, do you...Get the motherfucking money.

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06-13-16: i love you pillows

Married To The Sea comic: i love you pillows * Text: I love you too, pillows.

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06-12-16: keep trying tyler

Married To The Sea comic: keep trying tyler * Text: Keep trying, Tyler! If we get good at this, we can be in the X-Games! Ugh. I better learn PHP or something so I don't have to do X-Games.

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06-11-16: you dont accept cash

Married To The Sea comic: you dont accept cash * Text: You don't accept cash? Uh, I mean...We do, but...it's kinda creepy for you to carry around wrinkled up pieces of paper.

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06-10-16: shhhh guys hes coming

Married To The Sea comic: shhhh guys hes coming * Text: Shhhh! Shhh, guys, he's coming! What we do...Look, I'll just walk out first, all casual, and be like

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06-09-16: oh shit a tea kettle

Married To The Sea comic: oh shit a tea kettle * Text: OH SHIT A TEA KETTLE I HEARD THAT'S HOW U MAKE TEA...NOW I JUST NEED TEA AND A STOVE

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06-08-16: WE OUT HERE

Married To The Sea comic: WE OUT HERE * Text: Ahhhhhhhh we out here!!!!!!!!

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06-07-16: whoa dude you like riding

Married To The Sea comic: whoa dude you like riding * Text: Whoa, dude, you like riding bikes? I hate this shit, but someone put glue on my seat like four years ago and I've been stuck here since.

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06-06-16: yes im still playing

Married To The Sea comic: yes im still playing * Text: Yes, I'm still playing Candy Crush. No, I don't buy extra turns on it. Any more questions, dipshit?!

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06-05-16: surfing is stupid

Married To The Sea comic: surfing is stupid * Text: This is fucking stupid. I'd better make it the biggest part of my personal identity.

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06-04-16: superb negroni

Married To The Sea comic: superb negroni * Text: Superb. Just superb. Never had a negroni like this in my life. Amazing. Fuck. I thought he said he wanted a Brony.

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06-03-16: the one man craft

Married To The Sea comic: the one man craft * Text: With his one-man craft miles from shore, David loosened his trousers, finally able to wax his hog in peace. But something was wrong... the sails of the trial-size boat cast their gaze upon him, and embarrassed once more, he returned his hog to its drawers.

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06-02-16: i didnt say it didnt sound gross

Married To The Sea comic: i didnt say it didnt sound gross * Text: I didn't say it didn't sound gross. I said that, because they're probably made of meat, we can probably cook and eat those weird crabs.

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06-01-16: dig all u want

Married To The Sea comic: dig all u want * Text: Psh. Dig all you want. I ain't gonna help you. I ain't even like irradiated potatoes.

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec