Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

03-31-16: get off my stuff

Married To The Sea comic: get off my stuff * Text: Get the hell off all my stuff and up into the air so I can breathe you, damned dust!

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03-30-16: smart guillotine

Married To The Sea comic: smart guillotine * Text: Smart guillotine? The hell does that mean, man? You know...wi-fi. Location services. Throw the dot up on the map, like...Chops going on down here. Track the chops. Link up with other dudes in robes.

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03-29-16: get outta here dog

Married To The Sea comic: get outta here dog * Text: Get outta here, stupid messed up dog! Your barking sounds stupid! Long neck no arms dog! I bet you can't even fetch!!!

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03-28-16: fuck off forever

Married To The Sea comic: fuck off forever * Text: Fuck off forever

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03-27-16: grapefruit interaction

Married To The Sea comic: grapefruit interaction * Text: That'll interact with your medication, Barbara. That's what I'm hoping

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03-26-16: read a book today

Married To The Sea comic: read a book today * Text: Books There's nothing better when you want to hallucinate for hours by letting your eyes look at a bunch of words.

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03-25-16: i feel the speed

Married To The Sea comic: i feel the speed * Text: I feel it! I feel the speed! I'll take it! I was going to suggest you drive it, but that's cool, too.

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03-24-16: us customs agent

Married To The Sea comic: us customs agent * Text: Okay, so the pound of white powder you ordered is not for human consumption? Ah, all right. Sorry about that. We'll get it on its way to your home. And good luck with those bonsai plants.

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03-23-16: isnt it nice out

Married To The Sea comic: isnt it nice out * Text: Nice out? I couldn't tell you, Sandra. Any time I leave my phone at home, every place, every time is a gray emptiness.

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03-22-16: i can see the future

Married To The Sea comic: i can see the future * Text: Hell yeah! I can see the future!

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03-21-16: am i stupid

Married To The Sea comic: am i stupid * Text: Am I stupid? That's an inappropriate question, Margaret. You know I'm stupid. We met when I was digging through eggs in the grocery store looking for the diet ones.

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03-20-16: time to harvest

Married To The Sea comic: time to harvest * Text: No, I'm glad you're having a good time. It's just that I'd hoped you would actually help me harvest some of our vegetables, instead of following me around, drinking coffee and making fun of me.

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03-19-16: holding a lot of tension

Married To The Sea comic: holding a lot of tension * Text: Wow! You're holding a lot of tension in your shoulders! That's probably because I don't know who you are and you're pinching me.

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03-18-16: fall the hell down

Married To The Sea comic: fall the hell down * Text: Joseph! Stop! Don't fall the hell down! I'm gonna though! It's because of feminism! It's makin' me tip over and get all fucked up on the ground!!!

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03-17-16: big buttz

Married To The Sea comic: big buttz * Text: Ha ha! No, it's a joke, I'm not reading about

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03-16-16: i love you darlene

Married To The Sea comic: i love you darlene * Text: I love you, Darlene. I love you, vaporwave.

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03-15-16: get in here you guys

Married To The Sea comic: get in here you guys * Text: fffwwwwWWWwwaaAAAAAHH!HH! You Guys! Get the fuck in here! I just found an enrmous chunk of the body of that dude you love!

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03-14-16: right there guys

Married To The Sea comic: right there guys * Text: Right there, guys. That's that dead body I was yellin about. Hell, I'd still love to yell about it, for that matter.

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03-13-16: stabbins illegal

Married To The Sea comic: stabbins illegal * Text: Wait! Hold up! Stabbin's illegal! You bout to break the law for real!

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03-12-16: haters isnt a word

Married To The Sea comic: haters isnt a word * Text: Lucas,

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03-11-16: youre wrong not cool

Married To The Sea comic: youre wrong not cool * Text: You're wrong! Skulls are not cool. Smoking and cigs are not cool. Death is not cool. Dapper hats are not cool.

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03-10-16: those guys are all drowning

Married To The Sea comic: those guys are all drowning * Text: Wow, those guys are all drowning! That probably won't happen to us, though. We're too smart for that. Let's get in.

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03-09-16: my sheet music

Married To The Sea comic: my sheet music * Text: My sheet music! Give it back! Like hell I will! I told you not to play Everybody Hurts! That shit makes me cry every time!

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03-08-16: i aint gotta do what you say

Married To The Sea comic: i aint gotta do what you say * Text: I ain't gotta do what you say! You just a horse! I put this man on my back when he was 8. He is still stuck here. Do as I say or you face the same fate.

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03-07-16: hit the pinata

Married To The Sea comic: hit the pinata * Text: Hit it, Morgan! Yeah! Hit it! NO! I already told you guys I think a Pinata is a type of Pokemon and I don't freaking hit them!!!

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03-06-16: the fire ladder

Married To The Sea comic: the fire ladder * Text: There's a ladder right over there, man. You sure we can't- No! The human pyramid is all-organic! You know how mad they're gonna be if we put out their fire by not standing on other people?

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03-05-16: being named mary

Married To The Sea comic: being named mary * Text: You don't like being named Mary? You think that's boring? Well, let me tell you something worse: being named an arbitrary combination of alternating vowels and consonants. Telan. Garen. Pinet. Morin. That's what names are going to be like some day, Mary.

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03-04-16: my candidate

Married To The Sea comic: my candidate * Text: If my candidate doesn't make it, I'm voting for the other side! No! You can't do that! Me too! Me too but I probably won't even actually vote!!!

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03-03-16: stop crying yall

Married To The Sea comic: stop crying yall * Text: Stop crying! Both of y'all stop! It's called freedom of speech and I was just being free when I said y'all's hairdos looked like a cat throwed up.

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03-02-16: mailman watch

Married To The Sea comic: mailman watch * Text: Awwwww, yeah, mailman's coming...Bet he's got...Ahhhh, shit, ain't no way that envelope's thick enough to hold a copy of Animal Crossing. Goddamn it.

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03-01-16: hands off my purse

Married To The Sea comic: hands off my purse * Text: Harold! You fuckboy! Get your hands off my purse! We were...I was just lookin' at it. Where you get it? Nice purse.

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec