Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

05-31-16: barcade and brewery

Married To The Sea comic: barcade and brewery * Text: Oh, no, man. This is The Alamo Barcade  Brewery. We got 3 new Zaxxon machines if you're not dead-set on the whole history thing though. Regular Alamo's down the road a bit.

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05-30-16: my damn wine

Married To The Sea comic: my damn wine * Text: SOMEONE TVVK MY DAMN WINE OUT MY HVRN...IM BOUT TO BE THE GOD OF BEING PVSSED VFF

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05-29-16: u like to party

Married To The Sea comic: u like to party * Text: Ay bruh u like to party? U need indulgences? Maybe little vial of holy water?

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05-28-16: onward citizen soldiers

Married To The Sea comic: onward citizen soldiers * Text: Onward, citizen soldiers! Onward to victory! The people shall prevail! ay u see that guy with the ladder, he gonna hit people with that or what

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05-27-16: kick me out of the book club

Married To The Sea comic: kick me out of the book club * Text: It's too late to kick me out of the book club, Blenda. I'm leaving. None of these books you like pass the Bechdel test anyway.

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05-26-16: investment strategy

Married To The Sea comic: investment strategy * Text: Are you sure this is the right investment strategy? I'm okay with some risk, in exchange for a higher return. Yes! Remember, there's going to be a huge depression in like 80 years, and then again about 80 years after that.

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05-25-16: lil egg dance

Married To The Sea comic: lil egg dance * Text: Y'all mind if I do a lil' egg dance? Lil' dance for my eggs that I love? You know what I always say: ground eggs are friend eggs.

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05-24-16: the tube car thing

Married To The Sea comic: the tube car thing * Text: Oh, man. I'm gonna jack off in that tube car thing if I can ever figure out how to get inside it.

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05-23-16: the romans and their water

Married To The Sea comic: the romans and their water * Text:

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05-22-16: the fuck is this

Married To The Sea comic: the fuck is this * Text: THE FUCK IS THIS? THE FUCK ARE YOU? YOU SOME KIND OF CRAB? DUMB ASS THREE LEG CRAB? HUH? QUIET ASS CRAB?

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05-21-16: not a good idea

Married To The Sea comic: not a good idea * Text: Gerald, I'm not sure if this is a good idea. We should...Let's stop and think about this. You sure? We could make the first pumallama in history. Llamapuma. Whichever.

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05-20-16: thats amazing

Married To The Sea comic: thats amazing * Text: That's amazing! We need that! A wagon? No, the will to work to our fullest capacities inside a system designed to oppress us.

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05-19-16: i bring fresh flowers

Married To The Sea comic: i bring fresh flowers * Text: I bring fresh flowers! I'll make the website. I bring loaves of bread!

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05-18-16: you are completely relaxed

Married To The Sea comic: you are completely relaxed * Text: You are completely relaxed and you agree that you do not need to huff ether anymore. I'm not, but if I could get some ether, I'd definitely be more relaxed.

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05-17-16: rococo bitch

Married To The Sea comic: rococo bitch * Text: You're the rococo bitch. That's what I should have said to him. Rococo-ass fuck boy. Asshole.

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05-16-16: mousebarf

Married To The Sea comic: mousebarf * Text: I don't care if you're mad. His name is Mr. Wings because he has little wings. Your name is Mousebarf for similarly obvious reasons, Mousebarf.

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05-15-16: i dont think they can tell

Married To The Sea comic: i dont think they can tell * Text: I don't think they can tell I'm being ironically Western.

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05-14-16: mustard on hot dog

Married To The Sea comic: mustard on hot dog * Text: Mustard on hot dog is superior! Heathen! I used ketchup and i dont even know how to shoot arrow duh i love ketchup on hot dog and im dead because im too dumb to fight

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05-13-16: old grackle

Married To The Sea comic: old grackle * Text: THe fuck u say to me cherry blossoms? U say I'm old grackle? U kiss my damn grackass. I laugh when u fall off the damn tree. Idiot blossoms. Shit blossoms.

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05-12-16: aw hell no car

Married To The Sea comic: aw hell no car * Text: We gettin' runned over! Aw hell no how'd I get up here on this thing I ain't bout to be under that flying car!

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05-11-16: not really lute

Married To The Sea comic: not really lute * Text: I could have sworn I said

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05-10-16: my damn korg

Married To The Sea comic: my damn korg * Text: My damn Korg is in there! Give me the Korg! Let's get this damn Korg to the Techno Institute before we run into more civilians.

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05-09-16: gamer fire

Married To The Sea comic: gamer fire * Text: Whoa, dude, this is that building full of gamers. On, no, gamers? Damn, what an inconvenient time for our uh... hose... thing... to not work.

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05-08-16: less advanced primate

Married To The Sea comic: less advanced primate * Text: Oh, yeah, I'm a less advanced primate, because I lay around eating stuff and jacking off all day. That sounds right to me. Assholes.

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05-07-16: no thats not true

Married To The Sea comic: no thats not true * Text: No. That's not true. I've never had a man talk to me like an idiot just because I'm a woman.

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05-06-16: id love to die

Married To The Sea comic: id love to die * Text: I'd actually love to die, but there's a completely bomb-ass show going down tonight that I already said I'd go to, man. That's not...I mean, I said yes to going on Facebook and everything.

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05-05-16: no sliceohs

Married To The Sea comic: no sliceohs * Text: NO SLICEOHS...I TOUCHA YOU FACE...

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05-04-16: attention all ladies

Married To The Sea comic: attention all ladies * Text: Attention, all ladies! Attention! All ladies! This is a proclamation from the King! He does not know why you like Beyonce so much, but he accepts it!

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05-03-16: sharchive

Married To The Sea comic: sharchive * Text: Aha! These are just the files I wanted to sh....archive. Sharchive. It's, like, a tech thing. Really handy.

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05-02-16: line up alphabetically

Married To The Sea comic: line up alphabetically * Text: All right. Everyone, line up on the blue line. Alphabetical by last name. We'll do roll-call and then we'll shoot baskets for eternity, because you're all dead, and this is Hell.

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05-01-16: agree for dinner

Married To The Sea comic: agree for dinner * Text: If we can't all agree to have what I want for dinner, then I'm not going to eat anything at all, Lucy, and, no, I shan't explain why.

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec