Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

11-30-16: amazing bradley

Married To The Sea comic: amazing bradley * Text: A nine-year-old dug this out of the ground for fear that his boss would chop his hands off. Amazing, Bradley! I love it even more now!

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11-29-16: its a deal wifey

Married To The Sea comic: its a deal wifey * Text: It's A Deal! I will never call you hubby if you never call me wifey. I will never call you wifey if you never call me hubby.

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11-28-16: lemme get on that hat

Married To The Sea comic: lemme get on that hat * Text: Auggghhh!!@ Lemme get up on your damn hat! What's good for the goose is good for the damn duck!!!!!!

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11-27-16: im the right one

Married To The Sea comic: im the right one * Text: So, actually, I'm the right one, because if you weren't wrong, you wouldn't be cut in half right now, so think about it that way.

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11-26-16: pay someone to paint

Married To The Sea comic: pay someone to paint * Text: Pay someone to paint my house?! Ha! Then what are the people who buy it in 50 years gonna do with all their spare time and money?!

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11-25-16: you like

Married To The Sea comic: you like * Text: Son, you like Dmitri Mendelev found a new square and labeled it Shitmannium. You like a telegraph doot-dooted URGENT DO NOT COURT. You like a puffed-corn box called

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11-24-16: wear my same outfit

Married To The Sea comic: wear my same outfit * Text: You wanna wear my same outfit, you can wear my damn fists! Outfit stealin-ass lady! Buffalo Bill ass walkin around in my damn skin lookin-ass lady!

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11-23-16: tighter yeah like that

Married To The Sea comic: tighter yeah like that * Text: Oh yeaaaah. Tighter. Yeah! Just like that. Now I want you to go around and take all my damn stuff. Mmmm. Get allll the really expensive stuff.

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11-22-16: pint of ice cream

Married To The Sea comic: pint of ice cream * Text: I don't believe that pint of ice cream has 200 calories! Either they're lying on the numbers or it's not actually ice cream! Or both! It's two hundred calories of some damn kind of plastic!!!

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11-21-16: dont question it

Married To The Sea comic: dont question it * Text: Don't question it, Salvatore. If we can't make it with a family-vlog we're going to have to silently play with toys. I don't get it. Why would people want to watch us do stupid shit inside our house?

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11-20-16: allergic to flowers

Married To The Sea comic: allergic to flowers * Text: Thank you for coming to

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11-19-16: you think youre so smart

Married To The Sea comic: you think youre so smart * Text: You think you're so smart, huh? Gonna treat women like they're people? Well, they're...fuckin...like, not. Trust me on this one. I've never talked to one, but I've read plenty of forum posts about it. Plen-ty. Trust me here.

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11-18-16: apple is crapple

Married To The Sea comic: apple is crapple * Text: I did it. I got married. This proves for real that Apple is crapple and PC is the real gaming machine that kicks ass.

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11-17-16: hush morris

Married To The Sea comic: hush morris * Text: Hush, Morris The rap song told me to throw my pussy, and I'm not going to disobey rap. Put me down at once!

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11-16-16: u guys

Married To The Sea comic: u guys * Text: u guys ever heard of how to vape? u need a coil and a battery it's really easy i can link you to a forum that has all kinds of info

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11-15-16: jesus saves

Married To The Sea comic: jesus saves * Text: You saved her! You saved my daughter! And now you know that Pepsi is not actually okay if what you want is Coke.

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11-14-16: the audience

Married To The Sea comic: the audience * Text: Leg isn't straight out. Fake. Boring. He should be on fire. Then it would at least be hard. Try ten glasses. Anyone could balance on four.

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11-13-16: take my sack

Married To The Sea comic: take my sack * Text: Now all I need is for someone to take my sack, thinking it's money, and-wham! They gotta do my laundry!

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11-12-16: intolerant parents

Married To The Sea comic: intolerant parents * Text: Tell your intolerant parents it's called

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11-11-16: the book reading outing

Married To The Sea comic: the book reading outing * Text: What if we each read a page, and then passed the book back to the other one? Christina, if you don't stop talking, I'm never going to find out who Atlas is, much less why he shrugged.

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11-10-16: sunday paper dlc

Married To The Sea comic: sunday paper dlc * Text: Please purchase Sunday Paper DLC to view this content? What the fuck is DLC? What the fuck is content?!

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11-09-16: okay so actually

Married To The Sea comic: okay so actually * Text: okay, so, actually, first of all, you're wrong because in fact, if you consider the real facts

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11-08-16: the four no nos

Married To The Sea comic: the four no nos * Text: You mustn't say curses! Or drink beer! Or gamble online! Or write joke lyrics for contemporary rap songs!

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11-07-16: whos smart

Married To The Sea comic: whos smart * Text: Idiot! I'll show you who's smart! It's me now that you're the dead one or you've got a big ass head crack and you're almost dead!

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11-06-16: furthermore childfree

Married To The Sea comic: furthermore childfree * Text: And furthermore, I am Childfree! Which means I do NOT like crotchdroplings, nor dickspawn, and least of all, the detested babypeople.

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11-05-16: not square

Married To The Sea comic: not square * Text: No, it's not square, sir. That's only on Instagram where it has to be square. A regular painting can be a rectangle and it's not a problem at all.

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11-04-16: im not voting

Married To The Sea comic: im not voting * Text: No, I'm not voting...Not until there's someone who can stand up for the rights of affluent male landowners!

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11-03-16: what the fuck is this

Married To The Sea comic: what the fuck is this * Text: What the fuck is this? You brought me some old piece of bread? You don't have any idea who I am, do you? Here's a hint: it rhymes with The Fun Of Todd.

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11-02-16: hitting you with my broom

Married To The Sea comic: hitting you with my broom * Text: What? Hitting you with my broom wouldn't be a sex thing. That's not what sex means. Hahahah! Ahhhhh. Okay. That's fine. You're really gonna hate the internet though.

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11-01-16: marginal tax rate

Married To The Sea comic: marginal tax rate * Text: Raising the marginal tax rate on incomes over $1,500,000 would be horrible for m...For...meveryone. Everyone. Really bad.

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec