Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

10-31-16: you like that circus lady

Married To The Sea comic: you like that circus lady * Text: You like that circus lady! You wanna marry her and not even eat her! I do not! I want to freaking chomp her! Stop!

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10-30-16: can you heal me

Married To The Sea comic: can you heal me * Text: Please, Jesus...Can you heal me? I can...do you maybe mean,

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10-29-16: the accidental drink

Married To The Sea comic: the accidental drink * Text: Oh, no! It tastes like someone accidentally let a bunch of corns ferment, and then they accidentally fell into a distillation thing and then it got into the soda! Yours tastes like that too? Wow...let's just finish these drinks so the owners don't get in trouble from that prohibition thing.

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10-28-16: run right now

Married To The Sea comic: run right now * Text: What the fuck are you doing? Run! Run right now! Fucking horse! I put six different books on horse racing in your stable! Didn't you even read one of them?!

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10-27-16: its working

Married To The Sea comic: its working * Text: It's working, Gerald, it's working! You're barely a fuckboy now! I think...Gerald, I think you might not be a fuckboy at all anymore!

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10-26-16: forgot to read

Married To The Sea comic: forgot to read * Text: Shit. I forgot to read the instructions before I threw that Lean Cuisine in the cooking fire.

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10-25-16: all those bad guys

Married To The Sea comic: all those bad guys * Text: Yeah, all those bad guys were right here in the sand...I dunno where they went. I guess we can hang out since you don't have anything to do now.

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10-24-16: no arlene

Married To The Sea comic: no arlene * Text: No, Arlene, there's no way this is a

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10-23-16: typing the group project

Married To The Sea comic: typing the group project * Text: And then what? Just type, uh, like...We're sorry for going on that Crusade, and we won't do it again. And then

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10-22-16: show these farmers

Married To The Sea comic: show these farmers * Text: Let's show these farmers what's what! Start a trending topic, hogs!

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10-21-16: my faithful steed

Married To The Sea comic: my faithful steed * Text: Yes, my faithful steed, I agree that the Cold War was much better than this bullshit!

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10-20-16: defeated my opponent

Married To The Sea comic: defeated my opponent * Text: And so, I have defeated my opponent, and- You didn't defeat me! I'm having a fucking panic attack! I need a glass of water and some Tetris.

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10-19-16: horses we out here

Married To The Sea comic: horses we out here * Text: HORSES! WE OUT HERE!!! It's

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10-18-16: public notice im not mad

Married To The Sea comic: public notice im not mad * Text: PUBLIC NOTICE first of all i want to make it clear that im not mad. this whole thing is really just funny to me and im cracking up right now writing this (you cant tell cause me laughing with mouth second of don't even care angry at all another thing)

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10-17-16: varmint scent

Married To The Sea comic: varmint scent * Text: Over there, Jake! It's the varmint said you smelled like Jean Nate! Everyone from here to the Colorado knows my signature scent is Angel.

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10-16-16: roasted chicken

Married To The Sea comic: roasted chicken * Text: That roasted chicken looks like a little dog, Charlotte! We can't eat a little dog! Damn. I wanna eat that little dog so bad.

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10-15-16: sixty percent

Married To The Sea comic: sixty percent * Text: Sixty percent as much as you'd make at the same job? Count me in!!!!!!!

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10-14-16: the fence is broken

Married To The Sea comic: the fence is broken * Text: Guys, the fence is broken. We could walk right out We'd be fine. Yeah, but where'd we find grass to eat? Idiot.

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10-13-16: hes not old enough

Married To The Sea comic: hes not old enough * Text: He's not old enough to work! He can barely walk! Nonsense. He'd be a perfect fit for my telephone factory. He could sew like hell with those little hands. Great for making sneakers.

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10-12-16: shit i fell asleep

Married To The Sea comic: shit i fell asleep * Text: Shit...I fell asleep...what the fuck is that? Is that light? Why are there people here in my image? What the fuck? Please tell me I didn't create everything when I was drunk.

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10-11-16: a more expensive

Married To The Sea comic: a more expensive * Text: Ugh. I still look bald as shit. I probably need a more expensive brush.

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10-10-16: the trains ass

Married To The Sea comic: the trains ass * Text: You're hanging out in the train's ass, Nicolas. I mean, we both are, but I'm pointing out that that's an ineffective way of insulting me.

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10-09-16: tiny house chicks

Married To The Sea comic: tiny house chicks * Text: I thought you said there'd be hella chicks out here once we got the Tiny House set up, man. Yeah, there would be, but you insisted on a Big Tent, and that's, like, not a thing, Pintrest-wise.

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10-08-16: fucking lump thing

Married To The Sea comic: fucking lump thing * Text: God damn it. Someone keeps putting this fucking lump thing right in front of my running path and springboard.

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10-07-16: the aztecs wont mind

Married To The Sea comic: the aztecs wont mind * Text: So, you're like sure sure that the Aztecs won't mind? I mean, my plan was to destroy their entire culture, so I was thinking they might be at least a little bit pissed.

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10-06-16: think of it like golf

Married To The Sea comic: think of it like golf * Text: Think of it like golf, bro. It's like...The board...the clubs...you get bogey or birds. Same thing.

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10-05-16: this takoyaki

Married To The Sea comic: this takoyaki * Text: This takoyaki is way too fucking big. It's supposed to be small, light, and airy. This is... no, Sebastian. Don't say

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10-04-16: jesus in court

Married To The Sea comic: jesus in court * Text: He said we should put women in a hole and throw rocks at them! Yeah, not for bad stuff, either, for, like, wearing the wrong fabric. And! And if you say his dad's name and you're not nice! He wants to do the rock thing for that too!!!

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10-03-16: just stay cool

Married To The Sea comic: just stay cool * Text: It's cool. Just stay cool. No one knows you're high. You're just hangin' out. Bein' cool. Just hangin'...fuck. Shit. Where did that dog come from? Fuck. That dog knows I'm high.

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10-02-16: maybe you need to

Married To The Sea comic: maybe you need to * Text: And another thing! Maybe you need to, fuckin...go up to the second story! Maybe I'm about to start moving and you need to grip the damn hand thingy!

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10-01-16: nothing wrong with your son

Married To The Sea comic: nothing wrong with your son * Text: No, there's nothing wrong with your son. He's in perfect health, really. We only had him admitted to the hospital so we could bilk your insurance company out of twenty thousand bucks.

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec