Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

09-30-16: the weekend

Married To The Sea comic: the weekend * Text: Now, to lean back, relax, unhinge my jaw, and let the delicious content flow into my body for the next forty-eight hours.

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09-29-16: waste your life

Married To The Sea comic: waste your life * Text: Waste your life* and you'll end up here. *Also if you don't

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09-28-16: these 19 dogs will make your morning better

Married To The Sea comic: these 19 dogs will make your morning better * Text: I don't think any of these 19 dogs made my morning better.

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09-27-16: the damn soccer

Married To The Sea comic: the damn soccer * Text: Quit kicking the damn soccer over here! Maybe if you used your hands you could keep it over there where it belongs!

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09-26-16: the childs prayer

Married To The Sea comic: the childs prayer * Text: Hey, God, it's me again. Well, you didn't make people less stupid or shitty, so, I guess, give me the ability to profit from them. Amen.

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09-25-16: stop waving

Married To The Sea comic: stop waving * Text: Stop waving, David. The streetcar shan't wave back. It is condemned handless to its tracks, surely as we are condemned to stomp from place to place with our legpipes and clompers.

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09-24-16: any class or style

Married To The Sea comic: any class or style * Text: I'm not like those boys who don't have any class or style. I dress like an individual. I'm not like those boys who don't have any class or style. I dress like an individual. I

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09-23-16: new york times

Married To The Sea comic: new york times * Text: Oooh, the

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09-22-16: great ramen shop

Married To The Sea comic: great ramen shop * Text: It's okay. I don't need a great ramen shop in my town. I'll just...here. Nice hot cup of tea. Hat pin. This is almost the same.

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09-21-16: frolf bro

Married To The Sea comic: frolf bro * Text: You like to throw discs, you frolf-bro? You like to chuck your plate in the trash? I'll show you how to frolf, park-wrecker.

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09-20-16: king of horses

Married To The Sea comic: king of horses * Text: U HORSE ASSHOLES WANNA MAKE FUN OF ME BUT U HAVE TO PULL ME AROUND...THAT MAKES ME PROBABLY THE KING OF HORSES IF U THINK ABOUT IT...

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09-19-16: any kind you got

Married To The Sea comic: any kind you got * Text: Yeah, two, any kind you got. Yeah, those are perfect! Thanks! Do I pay you or is there a cashier's window somewhere?

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09-18-16: the song

Married To The Sea comic: the song * Text: Felix Navidad. Feliiiiz Navidad...Felix Navidad, prospero ano y felicidad! NO!!! No! No! No! No! I'm leaving! No! Just stop singing!

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09-17-16: the six four

Married To The Sea comic: the six four * Text: Yes, this is the 6-4...Wait! Where are you going? Are you not impressed by my 1864 Wheely-Doodler?

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09-16-16: how to tie a tie

Married To The Sea comic: how to tie a tie * Text: Down then up, round and round, tighten up, then jump down...Shit. No. I'm thinking of how to tie a noose.

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09-15-16: the shave bet

Married To The Sea comic: the shave bet * Text: Okay, so if I can get you shaved up right, you pay double, and if I cut your neck or your veins or whatever, the shaves free. You ready?

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09-14-16: stand by our fire

Married To The Sea comic: stand by our fire * Text: Sure, you can stand by our fire to keep warm. You'll just need to download Fyrr, our warmth-sharing app, create an account, link it to your bank account, enable GPS, and send a request inside the app.

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09-13-16: the online commenter

Married To The Sea comic: the online commenter * Text: Ooooh, there he goes! The online commenter! Hey, handsome, how about you call me a bitch in person? I bet he's good enough to call us both bitches, girl.

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09-12-16: nine eleven oh one

Married To The Sea comic: nine eleven oh one * Text: I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the United States of Jefferson did 9/11/1801.

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09-11-16: the fuck u just call me

Married To The Sea comic: the fuck u just call me * Text: THE FUCK U JUST CALL ME? DON'T EVEN START ON THE

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09-10-16: the barber shop

Married To The Sea comic: the barber shop * Text: You're gonna look great when I'm done. You're gonna look really good when I'm done. Your hair is definitely getting shorter as I'm cutting it.

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09-09-16: the basketgolf hoop

Married To The Sea comic: the basketgolf hoop * Text: Swish! right through the fuckin' hoop! Now we just figure out if we should ask for a half-million or a full million on Kickstarter.

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09-08-16: gothic weirdo

Married To The Sea comic: gothic weirdo * Text: Which one of you gothic weirdos left this skull in my chair? Huh? It could have been one of you 666 rap guys, too. I've heard that stuff. You're just goths too but you don't want to say goth.

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09-07-16: fuck off wheat

Married To The Sea comic: fuck off wheat * Text: Fuck off, wheat! Gluten having non-natural skinny bitches! Damn creator of civilization and food for the masses! Staple-food ass basic ass grain! Go to hell!!!

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09-06-16: ay im sorry

Married To The Sea comic: ay im sorry * Text: Ay, I'm sorry for w/e I did. We cool now.

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09-05-16: unwrapping my leg

Married To The Sea comic: unwrapping my leg * Text: Wait, you're unwrapping my broken leg? What's going on? Yeah, insurance company says it'll heal on its own. Just take it easy, don't walk anywhere for about two years and you'll be fine.

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09-04-16: you blocked me

Married To The Sea comic: you blocked me * Text: I noticed that you blocked me, probably on accident, so I started a new account.

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09-03-16: did we ever find out

Married To The Sea comic: did we ever find out * Text: Say...Did we ever find out what Meatloaf wouldn't do for love?

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09-02-16: i refuse to believe

Married To The Sea comic: i refuse to believe * Text: No! I refuse to believe there will never be a Ghost- or Fairy-type evolution of Eevee!

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09-01-16: the nations leaders

Married To The Sea comic: the nations leaders * Text: I will lead the executive branch of our new nation. I will ensure the courts serve the path of justice. I will enact laws that represent the will of the people. I will dig anything we need, like a hole, because of my shovel.

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec