Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

01-31-17: broke another one

Married To The Sea comic: broke another one * Text: Ah, fuck, broke another one. Thank god for the

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01-30-17: lord doctor

Married To The Sea comic: lord doctor * Text: Lord Doctor, stop! Taking a patient's pulse can cause autism! No worries, miss. I'm just squeezing his shit so his veins pop out, like, euuuughhhhhh.

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01-29-17: what the hell chain

Married To The Sea comic: what the hell chain * Text: What the hell is this? Is this, like, for a chain wallet? Fuck outta here. Nineties bullshit.

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01-28-17: we cant fire him

Married To The Sea comic: we cant fire him * Text: We can't fire him! He's six years old! No, that's exactly why we've got to let him go. He's asking not to be paid in Legos anymore.

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01-27-17: project instructions

Married To The Sea comic: project instructions * Text: 1. Cut paper into four triangles, using diagonal lines as shown. 2. You will never do it as neatly as the example. Try a couple of times and then quit. Maybe one and a half times. 3. You fucked this up. Of course.

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01-26-17: the knife

Married To The Sea comic: the knife * Text: I wish that was me over there and that the knife hit me and I died instantly. I hope the knife hits me and I die instantly.

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01-25-17: get the hell up

Married To The Sea comic: get the hell up * Text: You! Over there! Across the room! Lying there in that casket! I know you feeling this song! Get the hell up and dance with me!

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01-24-17: dont pet these pigs

Married To The Sea comic: dont pet these pigs * Text: No! You don't pet these pigs! These is fighting pigs. They's supposed to rip it up like that. They fight and then we eat 'em.

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01-23-17: for the cause

Married To The Sea comic: for the cause * Text: I shall ride my rocking-steed for the cause! I shall use my sword and spear for the cause! I...will clean up the tennis and badminton stuff...for the cause!

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01-22-17: the lump

Married To The Sea comic: the lump * Text: O! To eat the lump of food! Mother brings the lump! Real bad man nah gwan eat de lump! Lord'a mercy! Brrrrrap!

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01-21-17: portable opentop

Married To The Sea comic: portable opentop * Text: Hey, when you get done making that portable open-top thing, bring it over and I'll throw it on the fire. Portable open-top...I'm gonna call this thing POT for short

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01-20-17: stowing away

Married To The Sea comic: stowing away * Text: Hey, I know I'm supposed to be stowing away, but I need to know, when they say purple in rap, do they mean weed or cough syrup? It's confusing because they can both be purple.

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01-19-17: papa i dont know whats wrong

Married To The Sea comic: papa i dont know whats wrong * Text: Papa, I don't know what's wrong! I'm starting to think this entire world is full of morons and I'm going to die without being understood by a single one of them! I didn't catch very much of that. Are you saying you'd like to watch a football game? Oh, I love football!

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01-18-17: poor hungry thing

Married To The Sea comic: poor hungry thing * Text: You poor, hungry thing! Here' have a slice of my cake. Uuugh. From a box right? Not from scratch? No thanks.

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01-17-17: say youre a feminist

Married To The Sea comic: say youre a feminist * Text: You know, the way you say you're a feminist over and over makes me think you're trying to cover something up.

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01-16-17: stop cats stop

Married To The Sea comic: stop cats stop * Text: Stop, cats! Stop! You have no right to make biscuits in my domain!

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01-15-17: my ass and my other stuff

Married To The Sea comic: my ass and my other stuff * Text: Ain't nothin in there but my ass and my other stuff. You tryin'a get my ass wet? Why you wanna salt-water my damn ass and my stuff?

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01-14-17: descend into the frozen lake

Married To The Sea comic: descend into the frozen lake * Text: Now descend into the frozen lake, and reveal unto us the secrets of the deep! Wait! I'll push him down with this board!

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01-13-17: your homies 100

Married To The Sea comic: your homies 100 * Text: And just when you think your homies gonna keep it 100, you find out they fake as hell. That's how it always goes, my tiny dude.

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01-12-17: white supremacists

Married To The Sea comic: white supremacists * Text: Oh, lord, no, I'm not one of those white-supremacists, ma'am! I mean, first of all, apart from all the hate and violence, I'd never have enough time to watch all that anime.

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01-11-17: its not working dad

Married To The Sea comic: its not working dad * Text: It's not working, Dad! I'm whipping the shit out these ducks and I still hate myself! I didn't say you would stop hating yourself! I said that the atrocity would dampen all of your emotions overall!

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01-10-17: o day of days

Married To The Sea comic: o day of days * Text: O, day of days! I have finally begun to ghost-ride the whip!

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01-09-17: didnt ask me

Married To The Sea comic: didnt ask me * Text: Didn't ask me if I wanted to be in the circus. Just assumed, sure, he's a baby, babies love the circus. Assholes.

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01-08-17: let me back on the forum

Married To The Sea comic: let me back on the forum * Text: Please let me back on the forum. I promise I won't say Steve Jobs and Bill Gates kissed again. I won't even say any computer guys kissed anyone. Please.

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01-07-17: eel neck

Married To The Sea comic: eel neck * Text: Fuck off, mirror! You're the eelneck! All...eel hanging down where I'm grabbing onto you. Eel ass mirror.

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01-06-17: need to eat soup

Married To The Sea comic: need to eat soup * Text: Sir, are you sure you need to eat soup at a time like- Hell yeah pimp im bout to go campbells on this bowl and they gonna have to shoot me to stop me

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01-05-17: get out of the farm life

Married To The Sea comic: get out of the farm life * Text: Listen, man, you gotta get out of the farm life. I mean, you got, what, little chickens? And a big one that's lookin' up my tunic? There's more to life than chickens and your family.

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01-04-17: the poop hand

Married To The Sea comic: the poop hand * Text: dont poop up my bread dont get poop on my goat fuck outta here with that poop hand

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01-03-17: fucking stupid rose bushes

Married To The Sea comic: fucking stupid rose bushes * Text: Fucking stupid rose bushes, sticking me in my fucking skin! Let me jump into a rose bush in peace!

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01-02-17: if my theory

Married To The Sea comic: if my theory * Text: Now, if my theory is correct, I'm bout to get turnt.

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01-01-17: that dank shit

Married To The Sea comic: that dank shit * Text: I'm very sorry. Very, very sorry, sir. Based on our earlier conversation, I had believed that by

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2017: jan : feb
2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec