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02/20/12 Married To The Sea: state bird of ohio
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KING OF MARRIED TO THE SEA

The honorable Ed Zitron has been crowned King Of Married To The Sea. We are all thankful for his noble leadership, and expect his rule to be conducted with the grace and dignity with which he has lived the rest of his life thus far.

All hail King Ed. We salute you.

Ed can be Twittered at @edzitron.

If or when King Ed relinquishes the throne, you may be the next King (or Queen) of Married To The Sea. Find out how.



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02-13-12: valentines cake

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01-18-12: which is better one or two

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08-29-11: additional notes

Natalie Dee comic: additional notes * Text: additional notes patients hands are going in different directions prescribed effexor and seroquel as this may be making him depressed advised him to return in 6 weeks

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05-20-12: more natural

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