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05/17/12 Married To The Sea: petition signed
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KING OF MARRIED TO THE SEA

The honorable Ed Zitron has been crowned King Of Married To The Sea. We are all thankful for his noble leadership, and expect his rule to be conducted with the grace and dignity with which he has lived the rest of his life thus far.

All hail King Ed. We salute you.

Ed can be Twittered at @edzitron.

If or when King Ed relinquishes the throne, you may be the next King (or Queen) of Married To The Sea. Find out how.



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12-30-13: a worse social media post

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05-25-14: dont run im squirting

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07-07-15: bruh you okay

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03-11-12: skeleton priest ruminations

Natalie Dee comic: skeleton priest ruminations * Text: Back in my day, a skeleton priest at the bottom of a well would be a big thing... Not anymore, I guess. World's moved on to brighter, flashier skeletons.

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04-05-12: fucked up god logic

Natalie Dee comic: fucked up god logic * Text: If great things happen it's because He loves us; And if horrible things happen it's because He is testing us; This is some fucked-up logic.

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03-06-12: contraception in schools

Natalie Dee comic: contraception in schools * Text: And since I'm not allowed to tell any of you about contraception because of your asshole parents, I'd like to wish you luck with your shitty Oxycontin bastard babies, and may the Lord grant me an early retirement so I don't wind up having to try to teach them fifteen years from now.

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07-10-13: our huge dogs

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07-11-14: upon further inspection

Natalie Dee comic: upon further inspection * Text:

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