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10/11/11 Married To The Sea: high fructose lead syrup
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KING OF MARRIED TO THE SEA

The honorable Ed Zitron has been crowned King Of Married To The Sea. We are all thankful for his noble leadership, and expect his rule to be conducted with the grace and dignity with which he has lived the rest of his life thus far.

All hail King Ed. We salute you.

Ed can be Twittered at @edzitron.

If or when King Ed relinquishes the throne, you may be the next King (or Queen) of Married To The Sea. Find out how.



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04-21-12: we dont have menus

Natalie Dee comic: we dont have menus * Text: This is serious foodie shit, my friend... We don't do menus. Think of something you want to eat and tell me and I'll tell you if we cook that.

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02-16-11: why do narwhals have horns

Natalie Dee comic: why do narwhals have horns * Text: thanks man but its not actually a horn its just a tooth nobody'll give us dental insurance its that preexisting condition bullshit they always pull

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02-27-14: fancy a ride

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01-08-15: bad news doctor

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09-15-14: the simple pleasure

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11-03-14: also furthermore

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09-28-11: legal to videotape police officers

Natalie Dee comic: legal to videotape police officers * Text: no sir its legal to videotape police officers im giving you a citation for swerving around and yelling buttfucker and i have a gun at me and doing the finger thing where you make a v and put your tongue in the v and wiggle it ive got 400 guns in my trunk pig i know my rights constitution ass cop buttfucker

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10-26-14: my good sir

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12-15-10: save my children

Natalie Dee comic: save my children * Text: save your children nak youre gonna want to talk to leroy back there im rescuing shoes the more sweaty and worn the better

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