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12/24/13 Married To The Sea: everything i like is wrong

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04-08-12: three bedroom smell

Natalie Dee comic: three bedroom smell * Text: 3br 1.5ba ranch on quiet street. The smell will never leave. Perfect for a young couple who wants to go to work smelling like a dead person's gross house.

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09-06-09: ramp into the fort

Natalie Dee comic: ramp into the fort * Text: you see where the fence is a ltitle lower right there all you gotta do is grab the fastest horse you can find and ramp it into the fort  youll get four police stars but theres shitboats of muskets inside

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06-17-09: fish serenade

Natalie Dee comic: fish serenade * Text: oh my-i-i-i-i fush my daaaarling i've waited so long for your fish a looong lonely tiiiiiiiim why is everyone look- oh god they siad marinade marinade the fish goddamn it

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05-20-12: more natural

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09-23-13: time to own

Natalie Dee comic: time to own * Text:

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06-22-09: starting my own afterlife

Natalie Dee comic: starting my own afterlife * Text: you want me to leave fine but dont be surprised when i start my own afterlife its gonna be way better in fact if you dont qualify for y'all's stupid eternity you automatically get into mine, how bout that

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09-16-09: prayer wasting

Natalie Dee comic: prayer wasting * Text: youre hungry you wasted a prayer on being hungry theres a chinese place just like half a block down that way pawn your halo or something i gotta run

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05-10-12: the weightless news

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09-05-09: wisest human time cube

Natalie Dee comic: wisest human time cube * Text: twelve corners six sides one cube no i day god is wrongism nature has four simultaneous days withing one earth day are you stupid the hollow time cube contains the rotation of cubic time evil educators suppress the four side four time teachings the cube is the truth of nature you are educated wrong and worship a false 24 hour god your ideas were created by big brother to oppose the nature of time and the singularity of god is evil 4 day math condemns single day fools the four quadrants exist to prove the one day time theory is evil your single day idea is false pyramids coffer lain bare in zero sum

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