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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 		 
Married To The Sea comic: absorbing * Text: Hey man, what up? Just hanging out, you know, absorbing nutrients and shit.
04-30-06

absorbing
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Married To The Sea comic: happy new year * Text: Okay, it's...okay, seve, six, five, four, three, two, one, happy new year's. Will one of you wake up Herman and tell him it's the new year.
04-29-06

happy new year
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Married To The Sea comic: thanks for nothing south dakota * Text: Here, this kid is your problem now. Thanks!
04-28-06

thanks for nothing south dakota
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Married To The Sea comic: impress her * Text: Oh, my! IMPRESS HER VAGINA WITH a HUGE CLOCK V1@gra c1@lis softabs as low as $4.72 valium as low as $2.85 cheap online med. catons at LICENSED ON LINE PHARTMACY
04-27-06

impress her
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Married To The Sea comic: all my ether heads say what * Text: Sunday, March 19, 1889. The ether bong was tested, and it was quite a success.
04-26-06

all my ether heads say what
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Married To The Sea comic: wine angel * Text: Time out! Time out guys! It's me, the wine angel. It looks like you need a wine break.
04-25-06

wine angel
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Married To The Sea comic: dude * Text: Dude, what the fuck is that giant rooster doing here? I don't know, dude. Just keep mining.
04-24-06

dude
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Married To The Sea comic: wax cylinder * Text: What in the world? I wonder what the ambulance is doing here. Wait, I think that was just a siren in the background of this wax cylinder. Damn. I hate that.
04-23-06

wax cylinder
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Married To The Sea comic: top eight * Text: Well, I mean... why do you think you're not in my top 8?
04-22-06

top eight
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Married To The Sea comic: the metaphor * Text: No, you can't be a batter. That doesn't even make sense. You're either a pitcher or a catcher. You have to pick one. Well, the metaphor just doesn't extend that far, is why.
04-21-06

the metaphor
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Married To The Sea comic: urine sample * Text: DRINK IT THIS IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE DO IT NOW Here's my urine sample, doctor.
04-20-06

urine sample
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Married To The Sea comic: iron and whine * Text: Before you die... I must tell you something! I... I loved your song on the M&Ms commercial. It was just... wonderful. Just a wonderful song. I love M&Ms. I wish you could have some.
04-19-06

iron and whine
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Married To The Sea comic: tub wheels * Text: TUB-ON-WHEELS Bathe in the privacy of your own porch Lightweight 285-lb construction Play World of Warcraft for weeks at a time in a tub of your own shit
04-18-06

tub wheels
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Married To The Sea comic: vegan * Text: I've never seen the inside of a rabbit's brain before. What's in there, anyway? Nobody knows yet. Johnson and I are hoping it's cupcakes. Me too. Except vegan cupcakes. Because I'm a vegan. Vegans don't eat animals or animal prod- I know what vegan means, Thomas. You've told us. Well, I was just saying, because- I know what vegan means.
04-17-06

vegan
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Married To The Sea comic: twins * Text: Maybe we'll get there at the SAME TIME and then we'll be TWINS! That would be AWESOME!
04-16-06

twins
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Married To The Sea comic: shoemaker * Text: I've got the shoe size of every woman in this town on record. If you're asking if I've ever made a duplicate pair of shoes to take home and masturbate into, well, of course I have. I'm a shoemaker. You don't go into shoemaking to get rich.
04-15-06

shoemaker
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Married To The Sea comic: postman * Text: Then, you put the letter in the box, and the postman takes it to its destination as fast as he can! What? They said what? Who told them that? I mean, yeah, I deliver the mail, but I also don't give a fuck.
04-14-06

postman
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Married To The Sea comic: roast boy served medium * Text: A hundred and four-ty Degrees!! Medium- just as your Papa likes it. It appears that You are ready for Dinner, young Man.
04-13-06

roast boy served medium
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Married To The Sea comic: podcast * Text: Hey! Other angels! Get over here! The new issue of Wired has a podcast built into it! Check it out! Oh, hold on, wait, this is just some guy with a fifty-dollar haircut talking over a Sufjan Stevens song. Never mind.
04-12-06

podcast
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Married To The Sea comic: pharmacy angel * Text: So, I have to ask. What's it like being a pharmacy angel? It's a lot like being a regular angel, actually. The only difference is that I get to write prescriptions. Oh. ... Ohhhhhh. Say... can you write me, aah- Well, that depends- can I have this coat for free? Well, that depends on whether you can get me OxyContins.
04-11-06

pharmacy angel
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Married To The Sea comic: jethro tull * Text: tweet tweet i'm the best Mildren Oxberry First place winner in the 1886 Annual Jethro Tull Air Flute Contest
04-10-06

jethro tull
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Married To The Sea comic: little old doctor * Text: Look at me! I'm the heart of Minnie Wilkins! I'm too good to marry a little old doctor! I'm going to get eaten for dinner tonight.
04-09-06

little old doctor
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Married To The Sea comic: jerkoff tent * Text: Woman, I said I've had enough of this infernal rick-shaw! Take me back to the jerkoff tent at once!
04-08-06

jerkoff tent
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Married To The Sea comic: goodbye blacklung * Text: Well, you know, they just discovered nuclear power in New Mexico, so I guess we won't have to be coal miners in a few months! That's going to be great! I'll be like, goodbye, blacklung!
04-07-06

goodbye blacklung
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Married To The Sea comic: ear dicks * Text: So, I'm looking in your ear here... how many dicks would you say you shove up there on, say, a weekly basis? Ten, twenty perhaps? Anyway, I'm guessing that's what's been causing your ear to become clogged with dried semen.
04-06-06

ear dicks
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Married To The Sea comic: book gang * Text: yeah that's right Listen, you god-damn magazine-Us books have seen y ou in our library and we don't like it. You better watch yourself here, so's you don't end up with, say, all your pages pulled out.
04-05-06

book gang
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Married To The Sea comic: press r3 to activate chimney sweep * Text: 100 000002 Hyde Park I need that shit you drive.
04-04-06

press r3 to activate chimney sweep
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Married To The Sea comic: dead picnic * Text: Mary, I'm getting a weird feeling...we've been on this picnic for six weeks now, and I never have to eat or urinate. I think...we're dead. Oh, William... We must be! We're... we're in heaven! Well, I killed a guy once, so this isn't heaven.
04-03-06

dead picnic
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Married To The Sea comic: chiseling * Text: Wait, let me hold the hammer up like I'm chiseling. Okay...did you get the picture? Sweet. This is gonna look awesome on my Myspace page.
04-02-06

chiseling
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Married To The Sea comic: fuck horses * Text: FUCK HORSES
04-01-06

fuck horses
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archives (by month):

2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec