Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

08-31-08: no sweat

Married To The Sea comic: no sweat * Text: 

Running? At my age?


No sweat!


Thanks to the suckers paying 15.3% of their income to supply me with artificial hips and knees, I can do whatever the hell I want with my retirement! If they don't see a lick of Social Security themselves, well, tough luck! It's not my fault they were born so late.

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08-30-08: fictional work

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I don't think there's any doubt that this is a fictional work, Susan... Don't give me that look. Come on. You believe all this stuff happened? Really? Go ahead, ask someone. See what they say when you tell 'em that you think Huckleberry Finn's a real guy.

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08-29-08: pt6 why you think

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It's gonna cost three grand for the cover-up?! Why didn't you tell me that up front? You think I'm trying to fake my death cause it gives me a boner?! I'm in debt, dumbass. How am  gonna...


You don't care? Well, you're gonna care when I fake my death again so I don't have to pay you. Did you think of that, genius?

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08-28-08: pt5 constant agony

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08-27-08: pt4 bastard horse

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Die, bastard horse! You murdered my friend in cold blood... Cold horse blood!

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08-26-08: pt3 word is bond

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Someone will pay for this, Richard... I promise you. Your circles shall not go unworn. Word is bond.

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08-25-08: pt2 cut down so young

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08-24-08: pt1 moustaches dripping

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08-23-08: kracked by catbal

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SOCCERRR


KRACKED BY CATBAL 2008


CATBAL's feverish skill at

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08-22-08: philately disaster

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Goddamn it... the plane on here is flying upside-down. Another six bucks down the drain. Last time I spend any money on the damn internet.

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08-21-08: owned

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What do you mean, you

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08-20-08: no free refills

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No free refills on wine? Inexcusable... Well, they're going to be pretty ticked when they find out I'm a food blogger. A well-linked food blogger, at that.

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08-19-08: look at this dog

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LOOK AT THIS DOG!


PROCLAMATION: This dog is motherfucking sweet. He eats the finest leftover beef portions. Last seen showing me where to go.

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08-18-08: cincinnati roast

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To celebrate the 25th anniversary of the charter of the city of Cincinnati, the mayor assembled the area's best cooks. They trussed a colossal beast, and spent ten hours cooking it over an open roasting pit. When the charred carcass was removed from the pit, the mayor made a short speech, after which he plunged a carving knife into the roast. The knife barely scratched the surface of the elephantine cadaver, upon which it was discovered that the men had attempted to roast the stump of an oak t

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08-17-08: onion gardening

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08-16-08: give me quah tah

Married To The Sea comic: give me quah tah * Text: 

You want a quah-tah? Good birdie want a quah-tah? I give you quah-tah, you tell my fo-chun. Com on. Good birdie.

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08-15-08: no need to run

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No need to run away!


This is America! We protect our rich white men, remember?

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08-14-08: left my bible in there

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Heavenly father, we ask you this day to forgivohs... I know you said not to dig up a guy, but I think I left my bible in there. Amen.

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08-13-08: cops marathon

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Wednesday, August 13


What did I even do today? I don't re


18-hour COPS Marathon

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08-12-08: in the mouth

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Whoa... you can get gonorrhea in your mouth? Why didn't anyone tell me about this?!


Hmm... mouth Alzheimer's. Gonna have to watch out for that one.

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08-11-08: hotel world

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Being a professional jet-skiier is a demanding job... when I'm home on the weekend, I like to relax with a few beers and a good video game.


Hell yeah! My guy looks just like me! No wonder I'm already on the last level of Hotel World.

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08-10-08: all the worlds vermin

Married To The Sea comic: all the worlds vermin * Text: 

Young lady, cover your hair! And stand up! Or else you may as well write a letter to all the world's vermin, inviting them to climb up your locks and set up house on your scalp.

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08-09-08: boat rage

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What kinda license you got, a fishing license? Learn to pole, dumbass.


As populations in the region increased, the reports of

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08-08-08: important powerpoint presen

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Thanks for the cut on short notice, Joe... I gotta put together an important presentation this weekend. One of those Powerpoint deals.


File > Save As > sledding-like-a-motherfucker.ppt

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08-07-08: i always knew

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I always knew


we'd die together in the middle of the ocean.

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08-06-08: humor watchdog

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Police! Police over here! These men are laughing! At something I do not find funny in the least! Lock them up, in the interest of all that is moral and correct!

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08-05-08: homeland security

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I'll finish up the moat... you can build a department of homeland security to keep terrorists from knocking down our sand castle.

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08-04-08: here and there

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Okay, deep breath.. now say

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08-03-08: telegram my sister

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Yes, Clarence! Yes, of course I'll take your hand in marriage! Oh, how grand! We must send a telegram to my sister at once!


Put a part on the end to ask your sister where my balls are

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08-02-08: snorkeling lesson

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Okay, uh... pull your hair back... put that mask on... then stick your stupid face in the water.


That'll be thirty-five bucks.

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08-01-08: ptsd golfing dinosaur

Married To The Sea comic: ptsd golfing dinosaur * Text: 

Hey, man, it looks like it's gonna storm something fierce in a bit. I don't usually care, but last time the weather looked like this, we had a forty-day flood.


You wanna get washed away cause you're two under on the front nine, be my guest. I'll be in the clubhouse. See you if I'm wrong.

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec