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All right. We've got the gas bulb, the barometer, the canary... The other side. What? You only finished the craft half-way! It's terribly dangerous, Robert! It's flying, ain't it? Welcome to America.
BALLS!
You can kiss my dick. I was "goatsee-ing" bitches in the 19th century. You see this? This is for real. We didn't have computers. We had to stretch that shit by hand.
It was there, under the waterfall, that I learned to j/o.
This is amazing! I can't believe she has been holding her breath for...let's see...forty-three minutes.
HEY MAN WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO LATER TONIGHT WELL I'D LIKE TO GET UP AND WALK AROUND AND GO GET A BEER AND HAVE SOME CARTILAGE ON ME, MAYBE I'D WEAR PANTS LIKE OLD TIMES BUT I'LL PROBABLY CHILL HERE IN THE LAB
AZZ-TWINZ DOUBLE AZZ (MORE AZZ) (REMIX)
TIPS FOR YOUNG MEN Ringing the bell at Fuddruckers is not as funny to the employees as it is to you.
There's not going to be anything good on TV for...81 years. What is TV? I don't know.
HELLO? OPERATOR? OPERATOR, GET ME SOME MECHANICAL RABBIT OIL, PLEASE. MY SPRINGS ARE LOCKIN' UP SOMETHIN' FIERCE TODAY 751
Hey, Internet DON'T MAKE ME COME OUT THE VASE Here's another catchphrase for you to repeat.
No math jokes The only thing I love more than a fine wine is a fine equation! a2 + b2 = c2 Please
Grocery list 200 lbs. flour Horse
Suck a Christmas dick!
Rabbit! Can you hear me? Testing, testing. YEAH WHAT A MIRACLE THAT YOUR VOICE CAME THROUGH THAT WIRE AND NOW IT SOUNDS LIKE SHIT
Ideas Money Huge bunch of bullshit
Here I sit, broken hearted; tried to #2, but only #4
CHECK OUT MY SHITTY BLOG
Doctor Sandwich is the name, but I'm known about town as "The Douche Bag."
Come on, dude. Come on. I know you know this. This song... look, just let me play it. Feliz navidad! Feliz navidad! Feliz navidad, prospero ano y felicidad.
WEAVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT
You wanted to see me, professor? Yes. Your shoulders are magnificent. Won't you put your test down and try on the yoke I've got over there? The one with the circles."
How curious... no matter how many times I press "Federalist", it comes up as "Democratic-Republican."
I've got an erection
Well, if you as me, fun should be outlawed.
Where did you get your tattoo done? Dr. Natural's Improved Body Art, it's in Phoenix. It's nice work. Mine was done in a prison, ujsing charred bones for pigment. Holy shit! Nah, for real, I got mine done in Phoenix too.
Little man quit poking me Little man quit poking God damn God damn little man traditional
BREAKING NEWS there is a new kind of nintendo hurry up and get it
Whoaaaaaa! Hey, whoa, horses! Guys! You can slow down, I'm already dead. No 1 AMBULANCE
Oh, no, darling, you room isn't in this wing. You will be staying on the opposite side of campus, as a matter of fact. This hall is where we keep the bloggers. LINK ME
There we go! We're moving! Isn't this fun. No.
archives (by month):
2012: jan . feb
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2012: jan . feb
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
