Superpoop: 2014
Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

02-28-07: ghetto soup

Married To The Sea comic: ghetto soup * Text: 

For the last time! It's not a hat. It's my ghetto crown.


Okay. Your ghetto crown needs tightening. Can I have some of your hot chocolate?


I'm not drinking hot chocolate! It's ghetto, uh...ghetto soup.

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02-27-07: geographic

Married To The Sea comic: geographic * Text: 

Seriously, where are you from?


...what? Well, no, you're not from National Geographic, unless you came all the way out here to make a map of where the titties are.

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02-26-07: dont get it

Married To The Sea comic: dont get it * Text: 

To whom it may concern,


I do not understand today's comic strip on marriedtothesea.com.


Sincerely,

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02-25-07: isnt that uncomfortable

Married To The Sea comic: isnt that uncomfortable * Text: 

Isn't that uncomfortable?


Misn't mat mun munftable?

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02-24-07: beer shits

Married To The Sea comic: beer shits * Text: 

Come on, Jacob. It's not that bad. Would you rather have shitty beer...or beer shits?

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02-23-07: single tear

Married To The Sea comic: single tear * Text: 

Do I go fishing with my dad? What do--Oh. Yeah, good one, Chief. I'm the masturbator. When I go fishing with my dad, I bait the hook. Some might call me a master baiter. That was so hilarious I just shed a single tear.


Wait...no, I didn't.

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02-22-07: solo ball

Married To The Sea comic: solo ball * Text: 

Well, this is a solo ball. I have to eat this one myself. Maybe when you're older we'll cook an assisted ball, and I'll help you eat it.

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02-21-07: standards of decency

Married To The Sea comic: standards of decency * Text: 

Standards of Decency


X: Light Foreplay.

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02-20-07: the hoarder knows no bounds

Married To The Sea comic: the hoarder knows no bounds * Text: 

Yes, it is quite a lovely bottle, isn't it? Mother thinks so too. She's got a hundred thirty-four of them in the attic, which we'll throw out when she dies.

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02-19-07: opiongs

Married To The Sea comic: opiongs * Text: 

DO NOT


refer to the merchandise as

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02-18-07: look it up

Married To The Sea comic: look it up * Text: 

Bitches ain't...what? This is unreasonable!


NO!


IT'S NOT!


LOOK IT UP


Hoes


Tricks

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02-17-07: two daddies

Married To The Sea comic: two daddies * Text: 

Well, what did you say when they asked about your family?


I said I have two daddies and that I love them.


Two daddies, and a mommy too!


I didn't say that.

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02-16-07: shit city

Married To The Sea comic: shit city * Text: 

This right here solved ALL my problems. I was really in Shit City before I got my third bachelor's degree.

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02-15-07: testing my patience

Married To The Sea comic: testing my patience * Text: 

AM I ALSO TESTING YOUR FREAKY NECK


NO


You're testing my patience, rabbit.

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02-14-07: egg hat

Married To The Sea comic: egg hat * Text: 

Eggs


Available in your grocer's hat/ass!


Egg Hat


Egg Ass

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02-13-07: how are you today

Married To The Sea comic: how are you today * Text: 

Hello!


Hello!


How are you today?


Shitty.

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02-12-07: forehead tat

Married To The Sea comic: forehead tat * Text: 

MARRIEDTOTHESEA.COM


People sometimes ask me, Why did you tattoo your forehead? And sometimes they ask

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02-11-07: switch hats

Married To The Sea comic: switch hats * Text: 

Sir! Sir! Help! Please help!


What's the problem, ma'am?


Let's switch hats!


What?


What?


What?!


What?

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02-10-07: jerkmarine

Married To The Sea comic: jerkmarine * Text: 

Jerkmarine log. It's currently April fifth. We have but three barrels of dick paint left. Earlier today, we were forced to use daguerrotypes of penguins to carry out our morning constitutional. I worry that soon--Ensign! Stop writing at once! Titties at two o'clock! We may survive after all!

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02-09-07: roasted wenis

Married To The Sea comic: roasted wenis * Text: 

Roasted wenis: 8 cents


Broasted wenis: add 3 cents

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02-08-07: get that paper

Married To The Sea comic: get that paper * Text: 

Don't you sit here reading the paper and ask me for some damn manicotti, Grandpa. Put your work in. Don't come back here all

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02-07-07: fatal college

Married To The Sea comic: fatal college * Text: 

If...if I had only left my dorm room door open! And brought shower shoes.


It's too late for that now, Claudia. You knew getting into this that college could be fatal.

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02-06-07: two in the

Married To The Sea comic: two in the * Text: 

Two in the saint


One in the taint

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02-05-07: orchestrion

Married To The Sea comic: orchestrion * Text: 

You fool! That paper is upside down. You can't possibly know how to read. In fact...I think you could be compared to the Orchestrion, because you just played yourself.

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02-04-07: not fair

Married To The Sea comic: not fair * Text: 

Not fair? Not fair? Listen, buddy...you should be thankful we just got you in a regular jail. If this were 2007 you'd be tied up with barbed wire, drinking my piss in Cuba.

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02-03-07: necklace and blanket

Married To The Sea comic: necklace and blanket * Text: 

It's spectacular! Simply amazing. I'll trade you a necklace for it.


Ha! No, I don't think so.


How about a necklace and a blanket?


Okay.

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02-02-07: ULTIMATE JUSTICE

Married To The Sea comic: ULTIMATE JUSTICE * Text: 

I came as fast as I could! Which one of you requested some ULTIMATE FUCKING JUSTICE?!

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02-01-07: password reset

Married To The Sea comic: password reset * Text: 

Trip report: Password reset


T+0:00. Can't remember password


T+0:01. Is it

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Married To The Sea archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec