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2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
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2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec 		 
Married To The Sea comic: its my turn to blow the drama horn * Text: Attention! The Drama Club will convene in 5... 4... 3... 2... TOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
01-31-07

its my turn to blow the drama horn
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Married To The Sea comic: piers anthony * Text: They told you I like PIERS ANTHONY?! Are you serious? Piers Anthony writes books for child molesters who don't read anything not involving child molesting.
01-30-07

piers anthony
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Married To The Sea comic: jamestown 3 * Text: What happened to Jamestown? #3 This is not Jamestown. Where did this picture come from
01-29-07

jamestown 3
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Married To The Sea comic: fiber * Text: The doctor says I need more fiber. But how! How can I eat more fiber? My figure will be forever ruined if I gorge myself to suit that doctor! You could always eat my beard, my love...Slowly. Very slowly. While your hair is all up in a bun, just like that. Damn.
01-28-07

fiber
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Married To The Sea comic: cup of butter * Text: No, Eleanor, no! There will be no
01-27-07

cup of butter
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Married To The Sea comic: lizard * Text: And now...I want you all to suck my lizard.
01-26-07

lizard
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Married To The Sea comic: OL SOUR * Text: Ol' Sour Contentment wet-brewed, un-filtered, with a sour taste you'll learn to tolerate! It'll put you in a box too! Contents: one box of drunk man
01-25-07

OL SOUR
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Married To The Sea comic: DICK * Text: DICK PAINT PRICE. 50 CENTS
01-24-07

DICK
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Married To The Sea comic: turtlemind * Text: Meanwhile, inside a turtle's mind... Mmmmm, plankton. Plankton? Plankton Plankton This plankton is delicious
01-23-07

turtlemind
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Married To The Sea comic: up on my land * Text: If you're all up on my land like that, can you at least try to be less of a dick.
01-22-07

up on my land
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Married To The Sea comic: the wonders of science * Text: God, I love getting ripped and looking at my own sperm under a microscope.
01-21-07

the wonders of science
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Married To The Sea comic: keep them fresh * Text: What's that spraying out of the nozzle, over there? Oh, that's just water, nothing dangerous. We like to wash the bodies off between clients, to keep them fresh. Now, if you'll each pick out one you want, we'll check you into your rooms and you should have a delivery in about ten minutes.
01-20-07

keep them fresh
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Married To The Sea comic: underwater operation * Text: Glub glub. Nothing down here...except for that underwater operation. Glub.
01-19-07

underwater operation
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Married To The Sea comic: dont hate frogs * Text: Fuckin' frog! Fuck you, frog!
01-18-07

dont hate frogs
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Married To The Sea comic: shitty dinner * Text: So...who else here is having a shitty dinner?
01-17-07

shitty dinner
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Married To The Sea comic: outdoor puke plates now available * Text: hork hork hork hork hork Puke Plates Protect your family and yourself with top quality Puke Plates. 40 cents. Enjoy nature as it was intended to be enjoyed: without cat puke. Write to Puke Plates, Columbus, O.
01-16-07

outdoor puke plates now available
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Married To The Sea comic: its full of dead congressmen * Text: DEAD CONGRESSMEN Gol' dang it! Why's this ol' box so heavy?
01-15-07

its full of dead congressmen
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Married To The Sea comic: public restrooms * Text: NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS Lord forbid you should have to pee while you're out and about
01-14-07

public restrooms
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Married To The Sea comic: internet train * Text: chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug INTERNET! USM EXPRESS
01-13-07

internet train
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Married To The Sea comic: puke plates * Text: Puke Plates Top quality puke plates available for cats. 40 cents. Write to Puke Plates, Columbus, O. hork hork hork hork hork hork hork CATS: PUKE HERE
01-12-07

puke plates
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Married To The Sea comic: bring it back * Text: FETUSES JUST BRING IT BACK WHEN YOU ARE DONE
01-11-07

bring it back
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Married To The Sea comic: no wife no lunch * Text: Josephine, will you ma- No. ...make me a sandwich when we get home? No.
01-10-07

no wife no lunch
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Married To The Sea comic: wash no evil * Text: Wash no evil
01-09-07

wash no evil
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Married To The Sea comic: dont even get me started on intelligent design * Text: Well, it could be that when you die, your perception simply stops, and there is nothing. Or, you'll float through some clouds, until you come to a podium where an angel stands to decide your fate, and if you make it inside the cloud world, you learn that an invisible, omnipresent, omnipotent lord invented dinosaurs to test us. Either way.
01-08-07

dont even get me started on intelligent design
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Married To The Sea comic: american food * Text: Hey, finally. I've been starving...wait. What the shit is going on here? This isn't American food, is it? Ugh. I bet it is. This is going to be full of macaroni...and ham. And Nutty Bars.
01-07-07

american food
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Married To The Sea comic: HEALED * Text: NOT GETTING ANYTHING YET CAN YOU TRY AGAIN You are healed!
01-06-07

HEALED
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Married To The Sea comic: nuclear arms * Text: You can't do magic tricks... WITH NUCLEAR ARMS
01-05-07

nuclear arms
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Married To The Sea comic: post dinner myspace * Text: Your computer is turned on, right? I'm gonna run in the living room and check my Myspace real quick.
01-04-07

post dinner myspace
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Married To The Sea comic: new band 2008 * Text: ONE NIGHT ONLY We play weird instruments You guys are still into that, right?
01-03-07

new band 2008
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Married To The Sea comic: missing a cross * Text: Found a cross over here. Anyone lost a cross lately? Hey guys, any of you lost a cross? Is anyone missing a cross? Cross? Missing a cross? You? Missing a cross.
01-02-07

missing a cross
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Married To The Sea comic: h j greetings * Text: Congratulations First Hand-Job
01-01-07

h j greetings
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2013: jan . feb . mar . apr . may
2012: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec