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whoomp there it is
no thanks man last piece is all yours next time we have pizza maybe you wanna ask me before you put it in your mouth
here you go maam our house special cincinnati coffee its half mustard half coffee drink the whole thing while youre standing here and its free
did did you just break that piece of bread off and hand it to me and you boob is hanging out what kind of bistro is this
hmm what if i stomped on these a bunch and then let them rot in a barrel
louis ive been looking for you you were supposed to show us your pasteurization process last week why dont you stop by my office and give me a little demo like maybe monday listen i gotta run soccer practice see you monday shit i better figure out how to pasteurize something
this time is gonna be different i can feel it hes gonna let me stone cold eat that fox
columbus zoo 430 pm otter4w you were wearing a white t shirt khaki shorts red purse you said i was so cute and that you wished i could live at your house e mail me and we can make this happen
hallie you broke the window you broke the window and you exploded my boob mother is going to be furious do you know how hard it is to find someone who can fix both windows and boobs
attention attention all townspeople the king has declared that this village is not to be used for hipsters if you are not a hipster you will be subject to being scowled at effective immediately
the plans are due tomorrow shit barry what are we gonna do its a strip mall man settle down well figure something out hi im barry you must be one of the investors right this way ill show you around the property
oh my god youre right that guy does look just like me what are the chances no shhhh hes right behind you dressed like a moron
oh my youre a rare little lamp arent you im pricing you are three dollar signs
found out why youre not getting any hot water you had some rabbits blocking the outflow valve these guys have adapted to live at about a hundred forty degrees which is pretty hot dont know how youd keep them at that temperature unless you wanted to install a second water heater which i could do of course itd save you the animal cruelty charges
it was swell of you to pick me up on the way to the garden store mr borcherding are you gonna show me the skunks you got out in the woods or is that still a secret
frederick what is that terrible thing where did it come from for the life of me i cannot identify this airbourne object i hate to speak these words but my love i fear this is a UFO
okay books are two weeks prairie dogs due back in one week late fees on him are a buck a day so make sure you renew him if you need him longer than a week bloop
aaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHH SHIT the sand is made of lava
wait you wanted birch cabinets not crapass pine and you wanted then installed straight and not crooked well im pretty sure the work order i got said crooked crapass cabinets but ill double check i guess
in modern american wedding ceremonies a bouquet of flowers is thrown by the bride the unlucky women who fail to catch this bouquet must them give up their greedy materialism and insane screeching manner if they are to find a husband.
ted hey ted stop writing for a sec ted paper football make a goalpost
ohhhhhhh hold on blood is frozos
nope right here below the PO number see that deliver three weeks late sign the bottom yellow copy is yours
miriam my skins feeling kinda weird i think im gonna have to get some of that sun lotion SPF or something you ever use that stuff no im gonna see if i can sit here and sweat it out then doctor here are the lab results it appears that the patients skin has become crisp and hard as a result of long term exposure to heat and ultraviolet radiation much like a cantonese crispy duck if you have any plum sauce i am test the patient for delicious
oh i definitely understand sentimental value as a matter of fact the three bucks in my pocket that i wanna give you for this lamp mean a great deal to me
lady comin thru ahoy lady parade hats off take your hats off for the lady
im not here to make friends this is a competition im just here to cut hair no youre here because you want to be on television if you just wanted to cut hair im pretty sure you could find a way to do that
grandpa i dont like this card game you shouldnt be allowed to take two cards every turn just cause your first hand was better than mine i want to play something else aw dont throw in the towel kid just pull yourself up by the bootstraps and youll be fine
kangaroo survival tip if you are being chased by a kangaroo leave the country as soon as possible youre in australia
yeah thats right its a snowmaster XL take it all in baby im the kinda guy that doesnt mind a little snowmobile ogling one day youll get tired of only going downhill
hey lovebirds no grinding you know they rules dont make me kick you out of ice prom
archives (by month):
2012: jan . feb
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2012: jan . feb
2011: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2010: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2009: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2008: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2007: jan . feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
2006: feb . mar . apr . may . jun . jul . aug . sep . oct . nov . dec
